PerthLady Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 (edited) Upgrade from: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?s...=44724&st=0 Treaty Introduction 3 guys, 1 Greenlander, 1 English and 1 Scottish, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Greenlander says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teeming with fish. The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water." The 'Ach, Fill It Up With Water Treaty' (PLUS UPDATE!) I.PreambleThis document hereby establishes a strengthened bond of friendship between The Greenland Republic and Scotland Forever. It will stand to protect the safety, security, and prosperity of all members through the mutual distribution of information and optional defense. II.Sovereignty It is understood that both The Greenland Republic and Scotland Forever will remain sovereign and independent bodies. III. Aggression A. No acts of aggression between The Greenland Republic and Scotland Forever shall exist for the duration spanning the ratification of this document. Acts of aggression within this treaty are defined as: * A Declaration of War against the other signing entity; * Monetary or military aiding of a known enemy of the other signing entity; * Spy infiltrations of individual nations or alliances as a whole; * Threatening/Hostile statements exchanged on boards, IRC, or ingame PM; B. In the event of a large-scale conflict occurring between one of the undersigned alliances and a third party alliance already holding a treaty to the other undersigned alliance of this treaty, the undersigned alliances shall remain neutral for the duration of the war, thus refraining from violating the terms outlined in (Article III A). This clause shall not be in effect should one of the alliances be obligated by treaty to attack the other. IV. Aggression Violation If a member of an undersigned alliance violates the terms outlined in Article III A, they will be given twenty-four hours after being notified of the violation to offer peace and pay reparations equal to the damage inflicted. Payment of reparations may be neglected only if the undersigned would be violating a preexisting treaty or document of surrender by doing so. Defending nations will not retaliate unless the the offender fails to comply within the twenty-four hour period. If the offending nation refuses to comply with the terms outlined defining a violation of the undersigned's non-aggression, will not offer peace within the twenty-four hour time frame, and proves incapable of providing reason for the lack of compliance, the offending nation's alliance will investigate the incident thoroughly and hand out punishment and/or reparations as appropriate. Furthermore, the expelled nation is to be considered a rogue by both parties, and is to be dealt with accordingly. V.Aiding A. Although it is not mandated for The Greenland Republic and Scotland Forever to partake in economic, military, or technological exchange, it is encouraged as an act of open diplomacy and continued friendly relations. The friendship aforementioned within the Preamble may cease to exist should one party refuse to aid the other in a time of dire need. B. In times of conflict, each signatory, at the request of the other, has the option of providing direct military assistance to the party in need. While such aid is not compelled in any way, this document sanctions such an action. VI.Intelligence With the passing of this document, The Greenland Republic and Scotland Forever agree to open exchange of intelligence regarding any sort of diplomatic or militaristic action one is considering. For this to happen, it is heavily encouraged that the parties pursue continued intercommunication. Discussion through one another's forums, IRC channels, and using ingame PM systems to exchange information is vital to the longevity of this document. VII. Civility Both signatory alliances shall be resolute in their in their demands that the members of their alliances act in a civil and polite manner when speaking to members of the other signatory alliance, especially in public forums and other populated venues. VIII. Termination This document may be terminated by a unanimous decision by the governing bodies of either one (1) of either The Greenland Republic and Scotland Forever. A grace period of 72 hours is to exist between the statement of intent in the Greenland Republic Embassy on Scotland Forever's message board or vice versa and the actual termination of the treaty. IX. Ratification We, the undersigned officials of The Greenland Republic and Scotland Forever agree to the terms outlined in this treaty as binding and tolerable, and wish to pursue such relations. SIGNATORIES FOR SCOTLAND FOREVER Big Yogi, First Minister Perth Lady, Minister of Foreign Affairs Lord Mole, Minister of Recruitment & Education Slaine, Minister of Internal Affairs TheHighlander, Minister of War SIGNATORIES FOR GREENLAND REPUBLIC Drai, Archon Celtic, Vice Archon Sande, Minister of Finance Virillus, Minister of Defense James Davis, Minister of Foreign Affairs Poolmeister, Minister of the Interior Kestral, Senate Wurzel, Senate Kosherness, Senate Davidius, Senate Shamed Monkey, Senate The bold and italics are the new additions Edited February 9, 2009 by PerthLady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I do not approve. Where is Sponge's signature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I do not approve. Where is Sponge's signature? Have you never heard of invisible ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halicore Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 What no pictures of your two alliances in pink kilts? I have to say I'm dissapointed in that regard. In other regards congratulations on the upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerthLady Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Soooooo glad to have this upgrade with such a great alliance! We love you GR! PL MoFA SF xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sande Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 See what we did there? /me saves Kestral from inside the borders. Wurzel can try holding his breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulpig Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Very nice. Congratz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engel Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Haha I like the intro. Congrats on the new treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I love bold and italics!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virillus Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I love bold and italics!!! What about bold italics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Have you never heard of invisible ink? Please explain the reason why you will not call me. Also congrats on the treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finner Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Congrats guys, I'm very happy to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebolt Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Congrats on the Blue Love ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilselu1 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 o/ Ach! Fill it up with water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steodonn Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I still think the water is in danger of freezing o/ Uprades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juilus Cesar dos Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) YAY SF Juilus Cesar Do parties and hands out fresh cookies Edited February 10, 2009 by Juilus Cesar do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilselu1 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 mmmmm, cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirDog Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Well done to both alliances. o/ GR o/ Scotland Forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Congratulations and such, great alliances, great treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Davis Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 o/ SF o/ GR o/ Upgrades It's been great working with you guys and I'm very pleased to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunterman1043 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Congrats to our allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Great to see two of our good friends strengthening bonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh the Great Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Josh approves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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