Joe Stupid Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 As everyone knows, ARES the Greek God of War, was also the Greek god of Skiing. Evidence of this can be found at every ski resort across Cuba and Suriname. As obviously proved thus far, ARES is the Skiing God. This is the only surviving visual evidence of ARES Skiing, with one (1) New Polar Order. Without Further hesitation! Mount Olympus Ski Resort Accords Mutual Defence Pact Article I: Non-aggression Both signatories will hereafter refrain from any form of hostile activity, hereafter defined as military force, internal subversion or espionage of any kind, against the other. Article II: Conduct Signatories of this pact pledge to show only respect and good will towards each other. While this will prohibit outright verbal hostility in all its forms, it will not restrict healthy debate or productive disagreement. Article III: Mutual Defence. Should either signatory be subject to an act of aggression, they are well within their rights to request military support, which the other signatory is obligated to provide unless the former signatory had become involved in a conflict via other treaties with other alliances or blocs. In such a case, the request for aid becomes voluntary. Article IV: Assistance Should either signatory come into need of aid of either political or financial aid, they may request such support as is necessary from the other signatory. It is recognized, however, that this request is in no way an obligation. Article V: Intelligence Should vital knowledge of a political or military nature come to the attention of one signatory, they are required to share it with the other. Article VI: Cancellation It is the hope of both signatories that this pact may last forever, or until the bond it represents grows to the point where an upgrade is merited. Given the uncertainties of the future, however, it is recognized that should any of the above Articles be violated, or should some major irreparable disagreement arise, that this pact maybe cancelled after 5 days notice. Signed for Ascended Republic of Elite States; Joe Stupid- President Draov- Vice President Director of Foreign Affairs- Porksaber Director of Internal Affairs- v0.0v Director of Defense- That-One-Place Director of Finance- Jotti Director of Recruitment- Pattonsdog Signed for the New Polar Order; AlmightyGrub, Emperor Dajobo, Minister of Truth Jphillips, Deputy Minister of Truth Jaguar1, Foreign Affairs Officer tl;dr NpO and ARES have great sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philp110 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) congrats everyone! Two of my favs getting together! ahahaha! first! Edited February 6, 2009 by phillip110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailsK Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Congrats to both of you - always nice to see people with mutual allies getting along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warzors Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Your shopping skills are immense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Unmatchable by anyone this side of the computer screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) ARES and NpO sitting in a tree.... Congratulations guys, always nice to have allies that are allies. Edited February 6, 2009 by Alfred von Tirpitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) Oh look, my first double post. :3 Edited February 6, 2009 by Alfred von Tirpitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That-one-place Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 o/ Polar! <3 ARES this is absolutly awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 o/ ARES o/ Polaris We expect good things from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Nice to see this treaty congrats to both of you. The picture was so well shopped that I had to stop and think for a minute if Lego men really did go skiing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 A treaty mentioning "Olympus" that is not signed by Buffalo Niagara of Olympus is a false Olympus. Congrats, anyway. But I'd love to see those Greeks in their Mediterranean garb going down mountains on skis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 This is pretty cool. Since we are close friends now, I will offer my services to scan #polaris for all kinds of deviancy. o/ ARES o/ Polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Congratulations. I would take pork up on his offer, it can be very useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 ARES o/ Welcome to the family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 congrats to ARES and Polaris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saphirefenix Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 w00t! Awesome sauce sundae's for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Nice to see this treaty congrats to both of you.The picture was so well shopped that I had to stop and think for a minute if Lego men really did go skiing. I lol'd. Thanks everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm extremely proud to see this treaty finally materialize. ARES are some of the best people I have ever worked with, and I'm sure our relationship will only grow stronger from here! o/ ARES o/ Joe_Stupid o/ Polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Davis Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Good looking treaty. Best of luck to our friends in ARES and our allies in Polaris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 <3 Polaris awesome treaty guys, congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northrend Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm a Tygaist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daverice Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Congrats to our allies in Polaris on getting closer with the awesome dudes in ARES. And congrats to Northrend for being completely ridiculous. QUICK everyone look at NORTHREND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linden16 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Congrats to our allies in Polaris on getting closer with the awesome dudes in ARES. And congrats to Northrend for being completely ridiculous.QUICK everyone look at NORTHREND! Who is that Northrend you speak of. Anywho o/ ARES o/ That Polar alliance which I do not remember the name of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daverice Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Who is that Northrend you speak of. Must be my psychosis acting up again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 yay! o/ NpO o/ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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