Joe Stupid Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 ARES loves carboard boxes, we like to make rocketships out of them. The Monkey Dome Accords Preamble: This treaty is signed and agreed upon in good faith, with intent to build a foundation of friendship, cooperation, and mutual respect, between ARES (Ascended Republic of Elite States) and SLCB (Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes). Both signatory alliances will work together to pursue a better future putting cooperation, diplomacy, and peace before aggression. Section I: Sovereignty: Let it be known, that in the signing of this treaty both Alliances will remain Independent, and retain their Sovereignty. Section II: Non-Aggression: - No member of either alliance shall participate in war, or provocation of the other alliance. - No member of either signatory will aid, or give information to a known enemy of either alliance, whether it be a single nation, or a whole alliance. - No member of these alliances shall ever spy on the other alliance through the forums, or through in game features. Section III: Friendship/Respect: All members of the signatory alliances will treat the other as if they were one of its own. When addressing grievances, all members will use proper respect and seek proper diplomatic channels in resolving the issue, just because you have a problem with someone does not mean you should make everyone else look bad. Section IV: Information: Should either of the signatories find themselves in possession of any information that might impact the security of the other, they will pass on that information through proper channels with the utmost haste. If this happens during an episode of Scrubs, this can be performed within 30 minutes of the completion of said episode. Section V: Mutual Defense: Should either signatory be attacked by an outside nation and/or alliance, the other signed alliance is obliged to help the defending signatory defeat its aggressor using reasonable force and or resources. Section VI: Review and or Upgrade Resulting from prior discussion, this treaty will come under review for advancement to MADP or MDoAP at latest 2 months after the ratification of this document. Section V: Withdrawal: It is recommended that all diplomatic options are used to preserve this treaty. However if either alliance wishes to with draw from the treaty they will give 48 hours notice, that will be posted in both Embassies. No act of aggression will take place between the two alliances directly or indirectly until the 48 hours have passed except when an act of war has been directly committed by the government of the countersigning alliance. Signed for ARES: Joe Stupid- President Draov- Vice President Director of Foreign Affairs- Porksaber Director of Internal Affairs- v0.0v Director of Defense- That-One-Place Director of Finance- Jotti Director of Recruitment- Pattonsdog Signed for SLCB: Generals: Jingoist A Soviet Attack Frozen-rpg tl;dr ARES made babies with SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Congratulations on the nice upgrade o/ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 o/ ARES o/ SLCB also, SLCB, i coulda swore you guys knew better then this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 dis right hurr is where it be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafael Nadal Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 I am boycotting this. Two horrible alliances upgrading a horrible treaty. Rafa does not approve. you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molleh Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Better not make a rocketship out of MY box! How will I survive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafael Nadal Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Also, secondhand boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Also, secondhand boxes. we went over this on irc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 You're just jealous they moved on to Bigger and better things, or people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Bigger Boxes!! YAY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aldarich Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 congrats on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 yay! o/ARES o/SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Nice upgrade o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) My word, this all seems mighty familiar. I imagine the machines are changing something. Edited February 6, 2009 by A Soviet Attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denial Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Congratulations to our two allies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Those boxes are neither seaworthy, or Liberian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Those boxes are neither seaworthy, or Liberian. They are nice boxes though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 They are nice boxes though Boxes can be made by fools like me, But only Liberians make them seaworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Thats nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denial Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Boxes can be made by fools like me, But only Liberians make them seaworthy. If I didn't dislike you so much, I'd say that was brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I cried after reading that. It was beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 What are people doing???!!! It's Joe for pete's sake...dont be signing treaties with him...cmon!!!! Same applies to upgrades. Hai Joe Congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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