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Echelon: We put the laughter in manslaughter!

Echelon is looking to recruit members for it's Evil World Overlord © Plan, and in order to subjugate the entire population of Planet Bob, we need you to fall-in and join us! In Echelon, we believe a great community is needed to keep our members active and healthy, so we have many outlets for our members to keep in touch, whether it be in spam wars, general chit-chat or our extensive arcade games library.

Serious bsns ahead!

What is Echelon?

Echelon is a medium sized, highly active alliance: it is tenacity epitomized. The measure of our resolve can be obtained quite easily with an a posteriori examination of our deeds, both in war and internal growth. We have suffered setbacks in the past, yes, but the aforementioned persistence has been demonstrated again and again.

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(Picture: Echelon Soldiers searching for illegal breweries)

What do we do?

In addition to the Evil World Overlord © Plan, we offer nation guidance and national growth programs to each member ensuring that both you and your nation are well equipped to handle the variety of E-Dramaz Planet Bob has been known to bestow on us all. We also offer unparalleled military training, allowing you to benefit from the experience gathered by some of the best war-hounds to ever grace planet Bob.

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What can you offer us?

If you want to sit back and chill with some new friends, we've always got fresh e-beer on tap. If you're happy to contribute your talents to one of our many illustrious ministries, we're always looking for help.

How can I apply, and what do you require?

In application process, we just get a general feel for you and your nation (application form, short interview). After this initial stage, we review your nation so that you can maximize the potential it has. So if you're looking for a cool place to hang, or to be part of a well-experienced and well-supported alliance, come check us out at our forums, or drop by our IRC channel on irc.coldfront.net, #Echelon. Alternately, we'll be happy to answer any queries here!

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Onwards to World Domination!

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Us Echelonians are a simple lot.

We enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, we enjoy our e-beers cold and always ensure our lulz are epically lulzy.

And when it comes time for politics on planet bob, we never think outside the box, we prefer to think with portals. Why think outside the box when you can SEE outside the box using portals? This ensures dealing with the problem from within the safety of our very own structurally superfluous box!

By joining Echelon you too can think with portals!

And if that's not enough for you, we will even teach you to divide by zero!

All you have to do is sign up today! :awesome:

o/ ECHELON!

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