The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 What actually happens when Aloha Snackbars "roll" the Imperium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, ericsw said: I shall bring freedom to SNX Sorry, that's my meme now, you guys are Hadjis. Edited July 10, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) On 7/9/2017 at 5:01 AM, Immortan Junka said: ^Aid slots in the Imperium when a nation is overrun... You know darn well that we hold the copyright to the Vietnam war theme. When I was doing Starship Troopers you started doing that too. It's brilliant! We take great honor in your heroic homage Sir! God Bless AMerica. Edited July 10, 2017 by Razgriz24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Razgriz24 said: You know darn well that we hold the copyright to the Vietnam war theme. When I was doing Starship Troopers you started doing that too. It's brilliant! We take great honor in your heroic homage Sir! God Bless AMerica. You think this is a god damn joke, when you take my focus off of Emperor Khan who has been trying to exterminate new nations, because you can't keep your war boners in your pants. This isn't going to be a one round deal chuck, you guys will be dealing with me for a while, until you get the message that you are not to $%&@ with me while I'm in the middle of combat operations, do you read me loud and clear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 1:31 PM, Jack Layton said: There are Islamic hordes waiting to mount their camels and charge. Come on guys, stop !@#$@#$ your camels for crying out loud. Disgusting animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 12 hours ago, Morphine said: We come for you first "We"? Good, "we" sounds somewhat realistic. It couldn't be: "I come for you first" since you have an exhausted nation. Next time I suggest to threat me with a nation that can actually sustain a one-vs-one fight, it would be a more realistic threat. The Empress of Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 I dunno how much of a fight I could envision, unfortunately I have this image of jack layton mounting his camel. Poor camel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Lucis Caelum Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: You think this is a god damn joke, when you take my focus off of Emperor Khan who has been trying to exterminate new nations, because you can't keep your war boners in your pants. This isn't going to be a one round deal chuck, you guys will be dealing with me for a while, until you get the message that you are not to $%&@ with me while I'm in the middle of combat operations, do you read me loud and clear? I'm guessing you're joking and this will go on however long they feel like kicking you around, considering I haven't seen a single counter from SNX and your nuke stockpile has been dropping with no replenishment ever since you sold your infra in response. Some very well thought out battle tactics there. Edited July 10, 2017 by Noctis Lucis Caelum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Oh Methy... MEtttthy methyy methhhyyy... Have you mounted your camel today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted July 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Captain Enema said: I dunno how much of a fight I could envision, unfortunately I have this image of jack layton mounting his camel. Poor camel. This is tradition in my part of Arabia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: You think this is a god damn joke, when you take my focus off of Emperor Khan who has been trying to exterminate new nations, because you can't keep your war boners in your pants. This isn't going to be a one round deal chuck, you guys will be dealing with me for a while, until you get the message that you are not to $%&@ with me while I'm in the middle of combat operations, do you read me loud and clear? Calm it down Mcfisty. Your going to have a stroke there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Not during combat operations! When will the world wake up and realize the horrible and cruel punishment these poor operations are going through. I for one open the refugee gates of my great nation and will shelter all refugee operations during this time of wretched wars. All 4 of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) The Imperium is now deploying IEGs which are having a significant impact on threat forces in the Kingdom of Pakalolo: Edited July 10, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: The Imperium is now deploying IEGs which are having a significant impact on threat forces in the Kingdom of Pakalolo: Uhh I think you got something wrong there. Don't worry after you've had a stroke it's normal to have speech and motor functions die. Edited July 10, 2017 by Morphine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Morphine said: Uhh I think you got somwthing wrong there. Nope, it worked against your general. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Morphine. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Morphine military general. In the attack Cameron Downs of the Army branch with an XP level of 139 was killed. Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Nope, it worked against your general. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Morphine. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Morphine military general. In the attack Cameron Downs of the Army branch with an XP level of 139 was killed. Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. OH MY GOD. PLEASE DONT. I SURRENDER. I'm so sorry Junka. I should have never messed with you. Your so strong and powerful and I am nothing compared to you. Now go back to crying in the corner. You got 15 nations in PM over little Ole me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montezuma Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Why was junka attacked by these guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Montezuma said: Why was junka attacked by these guys? Cause he's annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Montezuma said: Why was junka attacked by these guys? They are barbarians... don't worry brother I got this, 4v1 against me is fairly equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said: They are barbarians... don't worry brother I got this, 4v1 against me is fairly equal. Yes. The almighty and powerful Junka- we tremble when he speaks. We have fear in our eyes when we see him. Oh your gracious Junka - please spare thy barbarian a$$ and I shall run and never look back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 You guys would have been better off targeting 30 day old nations like your pal Khan does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: You guys would have been better off targeting 30 day old nations like your pal Khan does. Our pal? Emperor Khan is a step below Jack Layton on the God scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Morphine said: Our pal? Emperor Khan is a step below Jack Layton on the God scale. None of you are my pals. Screw Jack Layton, I am the leader of the free world! Not one of you had the decency to ask me if you could play with my !@#$%* Junkalulu, not one of you! Now look what happens... he's all over the forum spreading his FAKE NEWS again! I mean just look at the crap he keeps spouting:- 13 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: You guys would have been better off targeting 30 day old nations like your pal Khan does. Deja-vu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Jack Layton said: This is tradition in my part of Arabia. Interesting. This is a tradition here Brased camel hoof. 30 minutes ago, Morphine said: Cause he's annoying. This is actually sometimes true, but if you slap him it works better than declaring war Vampir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Emperor Khan said: None of you are my pals. Screw Jack Layton, I am the leader of the free world! For the record, AM is a strong proponent of 'Bannedcare'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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