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1 minute ago, Serberus_I said:

 

You're talking about SNX now right?! lol. I think you need to wake up and smell the lies of Junka.

Junka have 859 infra, it's Morphine who have 166 infra, and Celestria, the guy with 1.57 million left, is one of yours: how are you going to help him? How your alliance has protected and benefitted him?

The idea of someone joining your alliance is really stupid: why a person should wish to be in the same condition of Celestria?

Even in the case that SNX would collapse (hardly, you'll collapse first, if you keep this madness going on) we would rejoin IRON (we still have credits to get for former tech trades) or join Nordreich (we still have an account in their forum, Spider loved the idea), not your alliance of peones. And Junka would follow us.

But this isn't going to happen.

 

The Empress of Peace.

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1 minute ago, Greatest Mothers said:

.... And Junka would follow us.

But this isn't going to happen.

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

It read really well up until that point and then the whole story fell flat on its face...:lol1::lol1::lol1:

 

Tell us another story, this time with a happy ending!:D

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1 hour ago, Greatest Mothers said:

Even in the case that SNX would collapse (hardly, you'll collapse first, if you keep this madness going on) we would rejoin IRON (we still have credits to get for former tech trades) or join Nordreich (we still have an account in their forum, Spider loved the idea), not your alliance of peones. And Junka would follow us.

But this isn't going to happen.

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

The 'Empress' is not impressing or inspiring much confidence. That kind of talk makes me think that SNX is in serious trouble. This morning I thought you were in some trouble, now I know it's REALLY bad. Thanks for the intel.

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Just now, Greatest Mothers said:

How Celestria benefitted from your influence, Khan?

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

Probably not as I have no idea who it is. My press office have sent hundreds of signed photographs out of me and Melania, we couldn't possibly keep track of everyone who requests one. I have checked your order GM for the extra large version in the silver frame and it's on its way to you. Dispatched from our Mexican facilty yesterday.

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3 minutes ago, Emperor Khan said:

 

Probably not as I have no idea who it is. My press office have sent hundreds of signed photographs out of me and Melania, we couldn't possibly keep track of everyone who requests one. I have checked your order GM for the extra large version in the silver frame and it's on its way to you. Dispatched from our Mexican facilty yesterday.

 

 

The gold frame one is better.. 

 

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Just now, Greatest Mothers said:

 

That's the problem.

 

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

 

 

Okay. Looks like we're not going to solve that one anytime soon!:lol1::lol1::lol1:

 

We could talk about how much I care? It's a really short conversation, I promise you.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

Reminder that Apocalypse Meow and Khan are hurr durring about damage ratios in a tier where it can be fixed with a couple cash packages, and a couple more aid packages can destroy tens of millions in warchest.

 

Deja-vu.

 

Reminder that Junka will bring up me attacking noob nations next if he hasn't done so already.

 

It's Groundhog day everyday with Junka!:lol1::lol1::lol1:

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15 minutes ago, Greatest Mothers said:

 

I cannot post the statues we have because there aren't PG-13 statues, they're all either "R" or "NC-17" :D

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

Remember that you are dealing with civilised people here my dear, please don't resort to that awful !@#$ posting we see so often from the barbarian Junka.

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3 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

Reminder that Apocalypse Meow and Khan are hurr durring about damage ratios in a tier where it can be fixed with a couple cash packages, and a couple more aid packages can destroy tens of millions in warchest.

Have you read the message?

I'm having a lot of fun.

In the meanwhile I'm also helping a guy with OKCupid approachs: thanks to the messages I made for him he's landing 4 different chicks for the week end and now he have problems with the schedule of all the dates :D  there's little trouble, however, two chicks are radfems - however I said him to not care and keep endless talking about norse paganism alleging it's a matriarchal religion, since those chicks know nothing and can't tell the difference :D I also suggested him to **** them in the *** to fight heteronormativity - however if one of your members will cease to exist due inactivity in the next 35 days, we'll know he have been arrested and it's my fault :D

I didn't suspect it was so funny.

Spider said that I'm evil and that having me helping a guy with OKCupid it's like releasing a shark in a aquarium filled with fatty salmons :D

 

The Empress of Peace.

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2 hours ago, Serberus_I said:

 

Do it.

 

Ask and you shall receive:

 

16 SNX nations gloriously winning out of 41

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AvengerFin of Ircworld
51,662.34 Strength
1,010.44 Infrastructure
9,690.20 Technology
3 Nukes
War Mode
2 offensive wars
4 defensive wars
83,916 total damage worth of NS.
58,899 damage dealt worth of NS.
24,177 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Wippeli of Wippelandia
123,279.60 Strength
6,999.99 Infrastructure
18,019.73 Technology
21 Nukes
War Mode
1 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
44,305 total damage worth of NS.
37,659 damage dealt worth of NS.
6,203 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
----------------------------------------------------
Amgine of Amgine
4,566.60 Strength
990.82 Infrastructure
80.84 Technology
2 Nukes
War Mode
6 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
43,420 total damage worth of NS.
34,578 damage dealt worth of NS.
8,478 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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McGee of J3dgar
132,396.59 Strength
10,999.99 Infrastructure
17,849.28 Technology
7 Nukes
Peace Mode
1 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
32,294 total damage worth of NS.
23,252 damage dealt worth of NS.
8,719 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Galerion of blighty
10,403.66 Strength
1,501.57 Infrastructure
105.85 Technology
20 Nukes
War Mode
2 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
34,046 total damage worth of NS.
17,865 damage dealt worth of NS.
15,929 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Oam Zhuxi of Jung Hua
11,955.50 Strength
3,580.82 Infrastructure
19.11 Technology
10 Nukes
War Mode
3 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
21,456 total damage worth of NS.
16,211 damage dealt worth of NS.
5,119 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
----------------------------------------------------
Mikado of Shin Yogo Empire
10,090.61 Strength
2,705.66 Infrastructure
104.59 Technology
3 Nukes
War Mode
3 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
26,771 total damage worth of NS.
16,050 damage dealt worth of NS.
10,453 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Greatest Mothers of Femocratic Lands
22,862.11 Strength
6,427.54 Infrastructure
502.49 Technology
7 Nukes
Peace Mode
2 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
24,085 total damage worth of NS.
12,802 damage dealt worth of NS.
11,043 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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kingthero of BernieSandernia
18,631.86 Strength
4,700.00 Infrastructure
100.11 Technology
12 Nukes
Peace Mode
1 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
20,239 total damage worth of NS.
12,179 damage dealt worth of NS.
7,858 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Rydin of Vundf
19,434.83 Strength
4,757.51 Infrastructure
152.40 Technology
12 Nukes
Peace Mode
3 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
17,194 total damage worth of NS.
11,991 damage dealt worth of NS.
5,035 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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MontyKo of Tuborg
146,723.35 Strength
8,040.82 Infrastructure
20,843.11 Technology
25 Nukes
War Mode
1 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
17,777 total damage worth of NS.
11,733 damage dealt worth of NS.
5,866 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Immortan Junka of Kingdom of Pakalolo
4,111.59 Strength
859.75 Infrastructure
22.44 Technology
4 Nukes
War Mode
3 offensive wars
4 defensive wars
22,216 total damage worth of NS.
11,688 damage dealt worth of NS.
10,306 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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slmarsch of Rio Grande
92,670.56 Strength
7,446.75 Infrastructure
12,092.89 Technology
23 Nukes
War Mode
1 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
17,215 total damage worth of NS.
10,674 damage dealt worth of NS.
6,370 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Done147 of Maalaiskunta
11,938.18 Strength
2,971.15 Infrastructure
224.04 Technology
9 Nukes
War Mode
1 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
14,960 total damage worth of NS.
9,423 damage dealt worth of NS.
5,388 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Diadochi of Seleucids
3,336.83 Strength
972.11 Infrastructure
69.48 Technology
1 Nukes
War Mode
3 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
13,519 total damage worth of NS.
9,124 damage dealt worth of NS.
4,296 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Hannibal90 of Tunisiarev
19,087.19 Strength
3,999.99 Infrastructure
410.90 Technology
4 Nukes
War Mode
2 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
6,903 total damage worth of NS.
6,817 damage dealt worth of NS.
43 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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And now we go on to the losers and just noobs as Junka ridiculed me for: 

 

"the difference is that the stats I use shows long term damage to AM, and doesnt emphasize wars at 5k NS. :facepalm:" - Junka

 

25 SNX nations shamefully losing out of 41

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High Summoner Braska of Spira - (not a 5K noob - Nuclear)
52,273.02 Strength
2,115.32 Infrastructure
8,263.36 Technology
21 Nukes

Peace Mode
0 offensive wars
3 defensive wars
35,762 total damage worth of NS.
16,929 damage dealt worth of NS.
18,475 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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HorusLoyalist of Kreig - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
12,042.46 Strength
2,718.22 Infrastructure
65.80 Technology
14 Nukes
War Mode
1 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
20,308 total damage worth of NS.
9,453 damage dealt worth of NS.
10,652 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Wyrmking of Aetheryte - (Not a 5k noob)
5,397.59 Strength
1,435.21 Infrastructure
79.27 Technology
Peace Mode
2 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
19,075 total damage worth of NS.
9,297 damage dealt worth of NS.
9,617 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Kylo Ren of Southern Rhodesia - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
29,985.76 Strength
4,971.75 Infrastructure
2,972.70 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
3 defensive wars
29,172 total damage worth of NS.
9,099 damage dealt worth of NS.
19,782 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Edward Graceford of Nosgoth - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
7,935.15 Strength
2,247.65 Infrastructure
100.00 Technology
8 Nukes
Peace Mode
2 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
18,047 total damage worth of NS.
8,195 damage dealt worth of NS.
9,671 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Zzniperr of My Political Arm - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
16,416.41 Strength
4,473.54 Infrastructure
310.72 Technology
12 Nukes
War Mode
0 offensive wars
3 defensive wars
23,568 total damage worth of NS.
8,093 damage dealt worth of NS.
15,239 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Sanctus of Ventus - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
9,055.61 Strength
2,240.11 Infrastructure
110.60 Technology
6 Nukes
Peace Mode
1 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
19,468 total damage worth of NS.
8,088 damage dealt worth of NS.
11,185 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Festrua of Udrium - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
13,126.02 Strength
3,425.60 Infrastructure
96.40 Technology
10 Nukes
War Mode
1 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
12,570 total damage worth of NS.
6,148 damage dealt worth of NS.
6,296 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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master of Neo Indonesia - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
15,084.38 Strength
3,547.78 Infrastructure
29.93 Technology
18 Nukes
War Mode
1 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
10,241 total damage worth of NS.
3,705 damage dealt worth of NS.
6,434 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Eronux of Norvegr - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
21,355.69 Strength
4,906.39 Infrastructure
224.50 Technology
13 Nukes
Peace Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
13,282 total damage worth of NS.
3,055 damage dealt worth of NS.
10,094 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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POTUStrump of Republic of Don - (Not a 5k noob)
8,752.21 Strength
1,299.20 Infrastructure
431.47 Technology
War Mode
1 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
4,194 total damage worth of NS.
1,757 damage dealt worth of NS.
2,395 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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VHongo of Canadian Dominanace - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
13,396.48 Strength
3,886.25 Infrastructure
49.42 Technology
1 Nukes
War Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
7,359 total damage worth of NS.
1,693 damage dealt worth of NS.
5,593 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Vs2 King of Ryan Topia - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
88,228.65 Strength
10,014.58 Infrastructure
9,326.79 Technology
23 Nukes
War Mode
0 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
5,432 total damage worth of NS.
1,314 damage dealt worth of NS.
4,075 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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biocaster777 of Vulkannia
4,367.25 Strength
1,099.27 Infrastructure
108.24 Technology
War Mode
1 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
2,911 total damage worth of NS.
1,307 damage dealt worth of NS.
1,575 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Pendragon of Kinrick o Scotland - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
7,909.64 Strength
264.11 Infrastructure
27.52 Technology
25 Nukes
War Mode
0 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
4,174 total damage worth of NS.
831 damage dealt worth of NS.
3,301 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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XSphinxHDX of Sphinxian Republic - (Not a 5k noob)
5,220.68 Strength
878.65 Infrastructure
142.08 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
3,691 total damage worth of NS.
799 damage dealt worth of NS.
2,855 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Pamacii of Speedy Cats - (Not a 5k noob)
9,811.47 Strength
1,036.01 Infrastructure
1,203.13 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
6,521 total damage worth of NS.
745 damage dealt worth of NS.
5,748 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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BimCash of Harristan
3,098.06 Strength
939.72 Infrastructure
24.39 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
1,259 total damage worth of NS.
516 damage dealt worth of NS.
730 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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HuMann of Republik of Eurf - (Not a noob - Nuclear)
4,281.29 Strength
1,099.99 Infrastructure
100.27 Technology
5 Nukes
Peace Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
1,394 total damage worth of NS.
223 damage dealt worth of NS.
1,157 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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MagiKMan of MagiKMania - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
27,118.56 Strength
4,957.27 Infrastructure
1,472.92 Technology
18 Nukes
Peace Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
6,260 total damage worth of NS.
63 damage dealt worth of NS.
6,135 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Talus of White Eagles
2,187.17 Strength
630.05 Infrastructure
16.31 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
994 total damage worth of NS.
0 damage dealt worth of NS.
994 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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disterbedchil of Panzer nation
2,391.06 Strength
444.00 Infrastructure
0.00 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
1,407 total damage worth of NS.
0 damage dealt worth of NS.
1,407 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Fallen501st of New Imperium of Asia - (Not a 5k noob)
7,640.68 Strength
2,406.78 Infrastructure
0.00 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
2 defensive wars
5,724 total damage worth of NS.
0 damage dealt worth of NS.
5,724 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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Beatrix van Oranje of Koninkrijk Nederland - (Not a 5k noob - Nuclear)
18,217.75 Strength
2,057.78 Infrastructure
1,686.88 Technology
19 Nukes
War Mode
3 offensive wars
0 defensive wars
751 total damage worth of NS.
0 damage dealt worth of NS.
751 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04
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boozy of empire of hamburgers
4,843.05 Strength
1,607.31 Infrastructure
0.00 Technology
War Mode
0 offensive wars
1 defensive wars
2,481 total damage worth of NS.
0 damage dealt worth of NS.
2,481 damage lost worth of NS.
Last updated: 2017-07-25 12:20:04

 

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In conclusion and correcting the miscount from earlier post:

 

SNX winning: 16 out of 41 / 39%

SNX losing: 25 out of 41 / 61%

 

Of those that are losing: 19 are above 5K NS and and 15 are nuclear......

 

Where and who are the noobs in your alliance Junka? I think we and your alliance want to know as I don't see many there.

 

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2 minutes ago, Greatest Mothers said:

Have you read the message?

I'm having a lot of fun.

In the meanwhile I'm also helping a guy with OKCupid approachs: thanks to the messages I made for him he's landing 4 different chicks for the week end and now he have problems with the schedule of all the dates :D  there's little trouble, however, two chicks are radfems - however I said him to not care and keep endless talking about norse paganism alleging it's a matriarchal religion, since those chicks know nothing and can't tell the difference :D I also suggested him to **** them in the *** to fight heteronormativity - however if one of your members will cease to exist due inactivity in the next 35 days, we'll know he have been arrested and it's my fault :D

I didn't suspect it was so funny.

Spider said that I'm evil and that having me helping a guy with OKCupid it's like releasing a shark in a aquarium filled with fatty salmons :D

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

 I also suggested him to **** them in the *** to fight heteronormativity 

 

... junka, get your grass skirt on!!

 

Image result for grass skirt male funny

 

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1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said:

Its hilarious that Jay Kay is reporting nations within a few hundred NS of points loss as "losing." :facepalm:

 

Now I will have to get on the laptop and explain how idiotic your analysis is in detail.

 

I included the slim winners into the glorious winners category.... You really want to go there? I mean I could of dismissed them and gave false statistics and analysis but i like to show the whole picture and not the selective one that you show.

 

I'm all about statistics and not propaganda driven like yourself.

 

So who are the noobs in the losers that you keep on going on about?

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1 hour ago, Jay Kay said:

So who are the noobs in the losers that you keep on going on about?

 

Junka likes to skew the stats in favour by saying those in his alliance who are inactive for a week go into pending and are classed as noobs. He doesn't realise that pending still influence NS damage.

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1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said:

Its hilarious that Jay Kay is reporting nations within a few hundred NS of points loss as "losing." :facepalm:

 

Now I will have to get on the laptop and explain how idiotic your analysis is in detail.

 

Mate, you're clutching at straws again. I know it's difficult and it will hurt your pride but just admit defeat, you'd be saving your alliance in the long-run, though you've messed it up pretty badly this time. Let's see how long you can hold onto 'power' in SNX. Not long methinks.

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19 minutes ago, Jay Kay said:

 

I included the slim winners into the glorious winners category.... You really want to go there? I mean I could of dismissed them and gave false statistics and analysis but i like to show the whole picture and not the selective one that you show.

 

I'm all about statistics and not propaganda driven like yourself.

 

So who are the noobs in the losers that you keep on going on about?

 

Your statistics are irrelevant because half of those guys were dealing with nuke spreads, Im going to go into a detailed analysis to show how, as usual, you are picking these stats because you are full of !@#$.

 

Anyone notice how Jay Kay utterly ignores the damage dealt stats, involving tech stockpiles and high level infra?

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