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2 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

Bannedcare is far inferior to Producerism, that's why we didn't sign up for it.

 

My premiums have sky rocketed since the implementation of bannedcare, and I don't even use it. Emperor Khan, repeal and replace! 

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Just now, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

My premiums have sky rocketed since the implementation of bannedcare, and I don't even use it. Emperor Khan, repeal and replace! 

 

Banned is a corporate shill and Bannedcare is a scam. Producerism is the real thing, we seized the means of production!

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It's a yuge entitlement program and Emperor Khan needs to get Planet Bob back to winning, again!

 

Morphine and his crooked lawyers, appealing to the establishment and Bob lobbyists...

 

#draintheswamp

 

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6 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

It's a yuge entitlement program and Emperor Khan needs to get Planet Bob back to winning, again!

 

Morphine and his crooked lawyers, appealing to the establishment and Bob lobbyists...

 

#draintheswamp

 

Planet Bob is winning everything Khan launches a new attack. 

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On 7/9/2017 at 0:11 AM, Immortan Junka said:

 

It's ok, I know none of you can beat me 1v1.

Oh my God.  You cry about getting hit when you brought in people from another AA to fight me?  You are an idiot.  Seriously, every time you talk, the rest of CN is dumber because of it.

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2 minutes ago, smurthwaite said:

Oh my God.  You cry about getting hit when you brought in people from another AA to fight me?  You are an idiot.  Seriously, every time you talk, the rest of CN is dumber because of it.

 

#FakeNews I called in nobody.

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17 minutes ago, Greatest Mothers said:

 

Good for you, since you just approached her :D

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

This is one of the best lines that I have read in a long time.

 

o/ Greatest Mothers

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3 minutes ago, Morphine said:

Wow you must got a bigger pair of balls than Mcfisty

I don't have balls, not at all, but sometimes vaginas can be equally good.

 

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To: Greatest Mothers    From: ericsw123    Date: 7/10/2017 7:26:13 PM

Subject: Battle Report

 

Message: You have been attacked by ericsw123.

You lost 1,991 soldiers and 143 tanks. You killed 2,986 soldiers and 1,180 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,076,104.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

 

 
First attack establish a new negative record for the rate tanks killed / tanks lost for an attacker: 143/1,180 :D
Not bad for someone who did choose the time and the place :D

 

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To: Greatest Mothers    From: ericsw123    Date: 7/10/2017 7:28:52 PM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

 

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by ericsw123. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 3 attacking bombers. You lost 2 fighter aircraft and destroyed 11 fighter aircraft launched by ericsw123. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

 

 
The second air attack didn't come. I wonder why :D
 
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5 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

This is one of the best lines that I have read in a long time.

 

o/ Greatest Mothers

 

Thank you, my partner is sleeping so we're now avoiding the bloody roleplay, I don't like it sometimes because it could be excessive (once it even got us banned from another game).

 

The Empress of Peace.

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3 minutes ago, Greatest Mothers said:

I don't have balls, not at all, but sometimes vaginas can be equally good.

 

 
First attack establish a new negative record for the rate tanks killed / tanks lost for an attacker: 143/1,180 :D
Not bad for someone who did choose the time and the place :D

 

 
The second air attack didn't come. I wonder why :D
 
The Empress of Peace.

 

selective reporting... lol

 

To: Greatest Mothers    From: ericsw123    Date: 7/10/2017 7:26:20 PM

Subject: Battle Report

 

Message: You have been attacked by ericsw123. 

You lost 4,601 soldiers and 1,487 tanks. You killed 3,068 soldiers and 414 tanks. Their forces razed 23.246 miles of your land, stole 5.116 technology, and destroyed 20.465 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.
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14 minutes ago, ericsw said:

 

selective reporting... lol

 

I'm in Junka's alliance, what did you expect? :D

 

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

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To: Greatest Mothers    From: ericsw123    Date: 7/10/2017 7:59:21 PM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

 

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by ericsw123. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 3 attacking bombers. You lost 3 fighter aircraft and destroyed 12 fighter aircraft launched by ericsw123. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

 

 

To follow enemy's provocations isn't wise :D

 

 

 

 

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