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1 hour ago, gowfanatic said:

wait wait wait... smurth has tech?

 

That would require effort.  Anybody who has known me and this game for the past however many years knows I have never put any sort of effort whatsoever into doing anything with my nation.  Hell, I am still at minus improvements from when I was in PPO and we fought a war, (like a year ago?).

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On 4/26/2017 at 3:01 PM, Immortan Junka said:

Usually when you attack people it's an act of war.

 

Some things in life dont make sense. As far as I know Junka saying stuff still isnt considered a crime against humanity... yet it probably should be... 

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1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said:

I don't threaten to attack people because someone disagrees with me on something. If something I say isn't to your liking there's a mute button.

 

The mute button is for pussies.

 

That said, how often have you used it? Im just asking... I swear im not implying anything.

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54 minutes ago, smurthwaite said:

There are also attack buttons, slander campaigns, obstinate ad hominems, or are we not just listing stuff here?

 

Last I remember, Mogar attacked us last year while we were fighting Polar. When I brought this up with TBC, your govt backed up Mogar. If you want to prove your sphere is full of over-aggressive buffoons, feel free to do so, but I heard your warchest isn't as big as some of those who deleted after attacking us.

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9 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

Last I remember, Mogar attacked us last year while we were fighting Polar. When I brought this up with TBC, your govt backed up Mogar. If you want to prove your sphere is full of over-aggressive buffoons, feel free to do so, but I heard your warchest isn't as big as some of those who deleted after attacking us.

 

Im sure Mogar is really sorry...

 

Right Mogar?

 

Either way, noone gives a !@#$.. 

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19 minutes ago, Keres said:

 

Im sure Mogar is really sorry...

 

Right Mogar?

 

Either way, noone gives a !@#$.. 

I mean, it was a year ago, I am totally sorry and whatnot. The real question is why a single nation attack from a year ago arises such an anger, when I likely did about as much damage as a single aid bomb would fix, is ISX so poor they cannot afford that roughly 40+ aid cycles later?

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6 minutes ago, Mogar said:

I mean, it was a year ago, I am totally sorry and whatnot. The real question is why a single nation attack from a year ago arises such an anger, when I likely did about as much damage as a single aid bomb would fix, is ISX so poor they cannot afford that roughly 40+ aid cycles later?

 

MCXA... SNX.. ISX... The impermeable Umpire... or whatever they're called by kids these days are spending it all on hookers and blow?

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Just now, Immortan Junka said:

 

That's nice, but both Galerion and I came from the LoSS side of the merger.

 

Hey now, dont blame me for really not caring. But thanks for clearing that up.

 

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It is so easy:

 

TBC transcripts

Members - we're bored.  Let's attack somebody.

Gov - OK, who?

Members - Lets list every AA that has ever slighted us individually, personally, metaphorically, spiritually, absentmindedly, politically, psychologically...

Gov - um...

Members - Let's continue our list...irritably, self-righteously, asininely, morally...

 

WE INTERRUPT THIS LIST FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:  NOTHING HERE MATTERS

 

Members - oh yeah

Gov - so Chaos?

Members, with pitchforks and torches - YES

 

This thread.

 

Nor is confused.

 

Junka thinks he is important.

 

 

STILL, NOTHING HERE MATTERS.

 

 

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49 minutes ago, smurthwaite said:

Junka thinks he is important.

 

 

something something lords of chaos. eat you and spit out forgotten something something.

 

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2 hours ago, smurthwaite said:

It is so easy:

 

TBC transcripts

Members - we're bored.  Let's attack somebody.

Gov - OK, who?

Members - Lets list every AA that has ever slighted us individually, personally, metaphorically, spiritually, absentmindedly, politically, psychologically...

Gov - um...

Members - Let's continue our list...irritably, self-righteously, asininely, morally...

 

WE INTERRUPT THIS LIST FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:  NOTHING HERE MATTERS

 

Members - oh yeah

Gov - so Chaos?

Members, with pitchforks and torches - YES

 

This thread.

 

Nor is confused.

 

Junka thinks he is important.

 

 

STILL, NOTHING HERE MATTERS.

 

 

 

Nailed It.

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10 hours ago, smurthwaite said:

It is so easy:

 

TBC transcripts

Members - we're bored.  Let's attack somebody.

Gov - OK, who?

Members - Lets list every AA that has ever slighted us individually, personally, metaphorically, spiritually, absentmindedly, politically, psychologically...

Gov - um...

Members - Let's continue our list...irritably, self-righteously, asininely, morally...

 

WE INTERRUPT THIS LIST FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:  NOTHING HERE MATTERS

 

Members - oh yeah

Gov - so Chaos?

Members, with pitchforks and torches - YES

 

This thread.

 

Nor is confused.

 

Junka thinks he is important.

 

 

STILL, NOTHING HERE MATTERS.

 

 

i would nail you for OPSEC !@#$ f it any of it mattered in the slightest. Or if we were not howling at the moon with our pubes on fire.

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On 4/26/2017 at 3:46 PM, berbers said:

Everyone leave Jekalle alone.  Kthxbai.

 

Someone, please think of the children!

 

And Smurth, I'm coming for you!

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On 5/1/2017 at 0:35 AM, smurthwaite said:

It is so easy:

 

TBC transcripts

Members - we're bored.  Let's attack somebody.

Gov - OK, who?

Members - Lets list every AA that has ever slighted us individually, personally, metaphorically, spiritually, absentmindedly, politically, psychologically...

Gov - um...

Members - Let's continue our list...irritably, self-righteously, asininely, morally...

 

Sounds like my cat, all right.

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On 4/30/2017 at 6:09 PM, Immortan Junka said:

I don't threaten to attack people because someone disagrees with me on something. 


That's only because you would be fighting against literally every other nation in this game if you did.

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