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My fellow CN'ers. There is an incredible spirit of optimism sweeping Planet Bob right now—we're bringing back winning and for the first time in many years... we're finally stopping hawaiians from entering our territory. We are blessed by those patriots who have made Planet Bob a beacon of freedom, of talent and unbreakable CN spirit.

 

This week I had the privilege to visit the Museum of Pineapples, right here in our nations capital, where I saw first hand the incredible sacrifices our brave young men and woman have made against the hawaiians. It's a new, beautiful museum that serves as a shining example of CN'ers valuable contributions to protect our culture, our society and our history from hawaiians.

 

It also tells us about the great struggle from freedom and equality from Supernova X and their leader; Immortan Junka. I left that museum confident that CN can overcome any challenge that may present itself from the gay caliphate that is hawaii. Today and everyday, I pledge to continue our oppression of the fruity hawaiian islanders. I have today instructed the Department of Justice to remain committed to the “proper interpretation” of the pro-discrimination law known as Title IX. From now on, decent, good CN'ers will no longer have to share a restroom with a hawaiian. There's not going to be any hawaiians sneaking a look at you in the cubicles. It's finished. Totally over.

 

We've witnessed from Wikileaks how bad their leader Immortan Junka of the Kingdom of Pakalolo is. Totally useless. Complete scumbag.

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3/5/2017 9:58:29 AM

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/3/2017 12:47:34 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/3/2017 12:46:41 AM
Desired Religion: Buddhism
Desired Government: Democracy
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 800
Last Nuke Purchase: 2/1/2017 8:48:15 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/17/2017
Total Money: $24,294,969
Technology: 0.12 Levels
Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Somewhere down South, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 556, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1323, Intelligence XP: 78
Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 410 <<< KIA
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed.

 

 

And I promise you... the people of CN, that no matter what background these hawaiians come from, none of them will have the chance to climb that great ladder of success. I want every hawaiian man, woman and child to be prevented from access to basic healthcare, primary school education and aeroplanes. We will remove funding from hawaiian schools, we will flood their local communities with drugs and prevent them from travelling.

 

This week I met with other CN leaders and we discussed the fruity plague that threatens to envelop us from the hawaiian islands. All of them have agreed with me that we will do everything we can to stop these people from attacking our freedoms that we cherish so dearly. We're going to be working to get rid of this hawaiian loser and I mean get rid of him completely. Thank you. God Bless you and God Bless CN.

 

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I guess having more tech, max level aircraft, navy, and blowing billions on infra buy-ups isn't enough to "win" against my Legion of the Damned. :facepalm: 

 

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Keep winning all the way till you are broke! I look forward to adding your skull to my growing collection of drinking gobblets, alongside such rogues as Methrage and The Rebel.

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I don't need a warchest. I have an upper tier to support me, an upper tier you failed to damage.

 

My patience is infinite. Ten billion dollars is a blink of an eye in my immortal existence. I was fighting when the world was young. You will fail as have all others, and I will drink from your skull.

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Wikileaks are reporting that it's not just Junka in SNX with a laughable war chest. Galerion (Blighty), his Brown team senator also leads from the bottom:D:-

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of blighty. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/24/2017 10:11:20 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/8/2017 12:43:02 AM
Desired Religion: Mixed
Desired Government: Totalitarian State
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 800
Last Nuke Purchase: 8/2/2016 2:14:07 AM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/24/2017
Total Money: $96,585,405
Technology: 300.27 Levels
Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Kingdom of Pakalolo, Somewhere down South, Arman Republic, Ircworld
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 82, Navy XP: 3, Air Force XP: 181, Intelligence XP: 23
Assigned Generals: Intelligence XP Level 38 <<< KIA 3/13/2017
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed.

 

 

I feel a Wikileaks style log dump coming along...;):D

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I don't know. On the one hand, it is Junka. On the other hand, the CRAP guy that had a 1 bill warchest lost against me 13:1 even though I am fighting on aid. Wonders matter more at a seller level.

 

Junka should have had his seller wonders for years, though. Can Breitbart tell us what he's been spending his money on? Even a tech farm should have accumulated more than that.

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Just now, Duderonomy said:

I don't know. On the one hand, it is Junka. On the other hand, the CRAP guy that had a 1 bill warchest lost against me 13:1 even though I am fighting on aid. Wonders matter more at a seller level.

 

Junka should have had his seller wonders for years, though. Can Breitbart tell us what he's been spending his money on? Even a tech farm should have accumulated more than that.

 

Hi duderonomy.

 

Too busy fighting. Been enjoying this rare break to buy an SDI and maybe some other goodies before I jump back into the battlefield.

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Khanistan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Khanistan military general. In the attack Eric Trump of the Army branch with an XP level of 77 was killed. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.
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Non existent war chests in SNX appears to be a "thing", are they really following Junka's example?:-

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Neo Indonesia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/6/2017 11:49:35 PM
Last Bill Payment: 3/6/2017 11:49:22 PM
Desired Religion: None
Desired Government: Totalitarian State
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 4
Last Nuke Purchase: 3/6/2017 11:50:09 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/6/2017
Total Money: $37,240,985
Technology: 100.10 Levels
Trade Partners: Republik of Eurf, Femocratic Lands, Nosgoth, Jung Hua, Kreig
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 148, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 199, Intelligence XP: 15
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Republique France. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/1/2017 6:32:38 PM
Last Bill Payment: 3/1/2017 6:32:42 PM
Desired Religion: Norse
Desired Government: Democracy
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: 3/1/2017 6:33:10 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/18/2017
Total Money: $37,075,319
Technology: 300.00 Levels
Trade Partners: The Tannhauser Gate, Paraculia II, Tiger, Tunisiarev, Southern Rhodesia
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 42, Navy XP: 40, Air Force XP: 70, Intelligence XP: 40
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 60
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 200
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 20
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

 

this guy must be a new recruit, he actually has some money! :-

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Nihon koku. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/25/2017 6:16:31 AM
Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 11:03:37 PM
Desired Religion: Hinduism
Desired Government: Communist
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 10
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 1/12/2017
Total Money: $334,609,677
Technology: 100.00 Levels
Trade Partners: Zohar, Halium, Udrium, Maalaiskunta, Whagel
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 5, Navy XP: 5, Air Force XP: 5, Intelligence XP: 5
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

 

I love Wikileaks...:D

 

 

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Wikileaks just keeps on giving! I wonder if we're going to see the whole alliance's intel revealed?;)

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Tunisiarev. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/19/2017 3:55:10 PM
Last Bill Payment: 2/27/2017 2:25:11 AM
Desired Religion: Sikhism
Desired Government: Democracy
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 10%
Number of Spies: 400
Last Nuke Purchase: 1/26/2017 2:46:40 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 1/30/2017
Total Money: $59,193,201
Technology: 300.42 Levels
Trade Partners: Paraculia II, Republique France, Southern Rhodesia, Tiger, The Tannhauser Gate
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 55, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 247, Intelligence XP: 7
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 60
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 270
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 270
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of BernieSandernia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/28/2017 6:18:30 AM
Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 6:18:18 AM
Desired Religion: Norse
Desired Government: Capitalist
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 50
Last Nuke Purchase: 1/18/2017 6:39:35 AM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/6/2017
Total Money: $206,393,375
Technology: 100.24 Levels
Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, Spira, Rio Grande, Koninkrijk Nederland
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 8, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 17, Intelligence XP: 7
Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 173
<<< KIA
Total Aircraft: 60
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 140
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 30
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

This one is not too shabby:-

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Femocratic Lands. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/27/2017 1:19:53 AM
Last Bill Payment: 2/27/2017 1:19:00 AM
Desired Religion: Norse
Desired Government: Revolutionary Government
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 800
Last Nuke Purchase: 10/20/2016 11:23:57 AM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/27/2017
Total Money: $353,937,293
Technology: 139.92 Levels
Trade Partners: Neo Indonesia, Jung Hua, Kreig, Nosgoth, Republik of Eurf
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 28, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 189, Intelligence XP: 0
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 60
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 392
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 28
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

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On 11/03/2017 at 0:41 PM, Immortan Junka said:

Seems despite all of your money, navy, high tier air force and tech, Oam Zhuxi is really kicking your ass.

 

FAKE NEWS:-

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On 11/03/2017 at 0:41 PM, Immortan Junka said:

Maybe posting spy reports is the best damage you can hope to do against us. :lol1:

 

Wikileaks just released more.... they just keep on coming folks!!!:D

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Seleucids. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/19/2017 12:22:12 AM
Last Bill Payment: 2/27/2017 12:51:53 AM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Revolutionary Government
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 60
Last Nuke Purchase: 1/7/2017 6:03:45 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 1/22/2017
Total Money: $3,214,329
Technology: 0.66 Levels
Trade Partners: Caye Shade, Sycorax, Svea Rike, St Lucia, Up The Creek
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 4, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 31, Intelligence XP: 2
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Caisleaer. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/24/2017 5:15:50 PM
Last Bill Payment: 2/24/2017 5:15:55 PM
Desired Religion: Christianity
Desired Government: Capitalist
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 3
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/24/2017
Total Money: $19,711,193
Technology: 300.28 Levels
Trade Partners: Aetheryte, Ventus, Shin Yogo Empire, Nilfgaardian Empire
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 65, Navy XP: 65, Air Force XP: 67, Intelligence XP: 65
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 32
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 90
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 104
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 3
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 2
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kreig. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/18/2017 1:42:00 AM
Last Bill Payment: 2/25/2017 11:59:39 PM
Desired Religion: Sikhism
Desired Government: Monarchy
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: 2/19/2017 2:28:03 AM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/2/2017
Total Money: $23,848,354
Technology: 0.00 Levels
Trade Partners: Neo Indonesia, Femocratic Lands, Republik of Eurf, Nosgoth, Jung Hua
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 60, Navy XP: 60, Air Force XP: 60, Intelligence XP: 60
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

 

 

 

 

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