General Kanabis Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 (edited) This this and that. The COBRA bites back. As per our MDoAP with Apocalypse Meow, and in adherence to the Cult of Jack Layton; COBRA hereby declares war on the Order of Tenebris. OJWARDSC! o7 Edited March 4, 2017 by General Kanabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 CB better be because Alexio wills it O/ ojwardsc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Ojwardsc always o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Emperor Daeg Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 It is vital that one makes sure that one's Ojwardsc is pointed in the right direction, always point your Ojwardsc in the direction of victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Yay! We get to fight on the same side as COBRA again! Sup GK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Great Admin, that is a terrible gif! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anhur Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I was thinking the same thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 10 minutes ago, Archangel1 said: Great Admin, that is a terrible gif! Your mom is a terrible gif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: Your mom is a terrible gif. Mom jokes? You gotta be kidding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, Archangel1 said: Great Admin, that is a terrible gif! It apparently was a viral video from '07, the cobra is defanged and has its mouth stitched shut. If anything, it's cruelty to the snake, the child is relatively safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Archangel1 said: Mom jokes? You gotta be kidding me. Gif wars are nice, but you could always, you know, grow a pair and join Roal's army of children if you love him so much babygirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, HeroofTime55 said: It apparently was a viral video from '07, the cobra is defanged and has its mouth stitched shut. If anything, it's cruelty to the snake, the child is relatively safe. Cool story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, HeroofTime55 said: It apparently was a viral video from '07, the cobra is defanged and has its mouth stitched shut. If anything, it's cruelty to the snake, the child is relatively safe. Still wouldn't let a kid near that thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastor Jason Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 ojwardsc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Let's Get It! o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 o/ COBRA I look forward to seeing COBRAs eat these Zionist rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: o/ COBRA I look forward to seeing COBRAs eat these Zionist rats. But eating swine is Haram, brother. Edited March 5, 2017 by General Kanabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 It was Sheikh Hassan Umar al-Fattoub who pronounced that all sins are pardoned when they are committed in the course of jihad. For instance, I am currently training for a martyrdom operation where I insert explosives into my anal cavity. However, in order to widen my anus to permit the explosives to fit, I have consented to be sodomized by a willing mujahideen. I have sought the permission of Sheikh Hassan Umar al-Fattoub who then referred to the Prophet's (SalAllahu allehi wa salam) words and interpreted that these sins, while they should be utterly avoided, are permissible in the course of jihad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 11 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: It was Sheikh Hassan Umar al-Fattoub who pronounced that all sins are pardoned when they are committed in the course of jihad. For instance, I am currently training for a martyrdom operation where I insert explosives into my anal cavity. However, in order to widen my anus to permit the explosives to fit, I have consented to be sodomized by a willing mujahideen. I have sought the permission of Sheikh Hassan Umar al-Fattoub who then referred to the Prophet's (SalAllahu allehi wa salam) words and interpreted that these sins, while they should be utterly avoided, are permissible in the course of jihad. I LOLed so hard bro I see now. So I may consume of the flesh of sin as long as I do so for the purpose of Jihad, how wonderful. May your ass shine bright with the fires of jihad and burn the infidel's houses down! o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Where did you get this video of when I trained in my compound in Pakistan, Brother? Are you with Mossad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: Where did you get this video of when I trained in my compound in Pakistan, Brother? Are you with Mossad? I have infiltrated their ring of spies and retrieved this sensitive footage in the name of Jihad! Aloha Snackbar! o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 o/ Allah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 46 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: It was Sheikh Hassan Umar al-Fattoub who pronounced that all sins are pardoned when they are committed in the course of jihad. For instance, I am currently training for a martyrdom operation where I insert explosives into my anal cavity. However, in order to widen my anus to permit the explosives to fit, I have consented to be sodomized by a willing mujahideen. I have sought the permission of Sheikh Hassan Umar al-Fattoub who then referred to the Prophet's (SalAllahu allehi wa salam) words and interpreted that these sins, while they should be utterly avoided, are permissible in the course of jihad. Hahahaha this is getting more and more realistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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