Jack Layton Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 I, Jack Layton, descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (SalAllahu allehi wa salam) through his first wife Khadija, veteran of a thousand suicide bombings, owner of the magic carpet Nimbus-46 model, 3rd Place Winner of the Riyadh 500 Camel Races, Grand Mufti of the Ummah, and Great Caliph of the Mujahideen of Manitoba, hereby issue a fatwa against the noted polytheist, dajjal, and latent Bacha baz, Roal36 who has insulted Islam and the Prophet (SalAllahu allehi wa salam), and engaged in repeated Zionist espionage with his backers in Mossad against our fellow Ghazis and Mujahideen in COBRA. This cannot stand. The penalty for such transgressions against Islam is destruction. O Sword of Ali! Cut through our enemies like the Winds of Aad! Drive the Crusaders and all who harbour them into the sea! Teach these filthy Salafists and Shias the meaning of the religion of peace! Inshallah, give us the strength to retake Al Quds by the might of our Qassam! The jihad against Roal36 and his fellow dajjal in the Order of Tenebris has begun, and I implore the Ummah to follow suit. This I declare on the 4th Jumada Al-Akhirah, Rajab 1438, bismillah, subhanAllah. Takbir! As salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuhu, Jack Layton Grand Mufti of the Ummah Great Caliph of the Mujahideen of Manitoba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Just a reminder that Mujahideen of Manitoba are protected by Apocalypse Meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Yes, O Brother of Islam, but more importantly, we are protected by ALLAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 But but this doesn't make sense. Malabar is an Islamic nation. And OoT allies all mostly follow strict Islamic codes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Lucis Caelum Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Muslim Infighting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Since when did War Jesus become Muslim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Just now, Archangel1 said: Since when did War Jesus become Muslim? He was converted by Kashmiri militants after his kidnapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Lucis Caelum Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Jesus will prevail and Christ be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Ruler Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 This is so confusing: you can't be referencing Ali and fighting against Shias. Otherwise, interesting DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Holy Ruler said: This is so confusing: you can't be referencing Ali and fighting against Shias. New converts and recently indoctrinated extremists are not usually very knowledgeable about those things. Poor guy probably don't even know the difference between Shias, Sunnis. In any case he wrote the DOW in English which itself is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 18 minutes ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said: Jesus will prevail and Christ be with you. Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roal36 said: New converts and recently indoctrinated extremists are not usually very knowledgeable about those things. Poor guy probably don't even know the difference between Shias, Sunnis. In any case he wrote the DOW in English which itself is hilarious. It's a complete 180 from his original theme. I can't begin to imagine what brought this on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 We wish our brother a glorious war and may Allah (most high) grant our brother 72 princesses. Aloha Snackbar! Aloha Snackbar! Aloha Snackbar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattski133 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 i felt something move downstairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Holy Ruler said: This is so confusing: you can't be referencing Ali and fighting against Shias. Otherwise, interesting DoW. Is it not fitting that barbarians and infidels be killed with their own weapon? Come to the Mujahideen, habibi. We need you to do great dawah to bring Allah to Planet Bob. La il laha il Allah, Muhammad a rasool Allah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Your transformation was truly amazing. Have a happy jihad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Archangel1 said: Your transformation was truly amazing. Have a happy jihad. Where did you find this picture of me at the disco? Are you with Mossad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Have fun with that fighting thing of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 17 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: Where did you find this picture of me at the disco? Are you with Mossad? Bibi bless us all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) After watching a few episodes of Belkan Jersey Shore (haram) while eating Pizza Hut (haram), our North Belkan government has become radicalized against Western ideals (haram). We have joined the Mujahideen in order to wipe out those who dare to speak on behalf of Khmer Rouge and the genocide they committed against innocent Cambodians. It is in the interest of Allah (most high) to preserve all of southeast asia for the Caliphate, not for the red flow (haram). Aloha Snackbar! Aloha Snackbar! Aloha Snackbar! Spoiler Promoting the Cambodian genocide is bad Edited March 3, 2017 by Razgriz24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) Praise Allah! Our dawah has worked! Follow the path of the righteous and convert to Islam! Persian liars will convince your wife to sell herself to Shiites in "pleasure marriages". Do not let this be so! Come to the land of Islam, the land of Omar ibn al-Khattab and Saladin and wage jihad on those who have al-fitnah in their hearts and lips! Edited March 3, 2017 by Jack Layton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Jack Layton said: Where did you find this picture of me at the disco? Are you with Mossad? Slay your enemies who hide behind every rock and tree. May the Prophet guide you, peace be upon him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightside Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 جنيت على نفسك Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, Nightside said: جنيت على نفسك Quit talking and attack me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Cress said: Quit talking and attack me. I like this guy ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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