The Zigur Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) Who are these infidels who question the 3rd Place Winner of the Riyadh 500 Camel Races? The Prophet will smite them for their disobedience to the Will of Allah, Inshallah. Edited March 3, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Nightside said: جنيت على نفسك You Persian liar! You watch that Zoroastrian station Al-Manar TV! They tell your wife to sell herself to Shiites in "pleasure marriages"! Kafir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 More soldiers of Allah have entered the field of battle! Lo, the Crusader-Zionist forces quiver at the black flags of Islam and thousands of Muslimin screaming the shahada as our nuclear Qassams rain upon them. We have come to retake Al Quds! TAKBIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 9 hours ago, Nightside said: جنيت على نفسك 2 hours ago, Jack Layton said: You Persian liar! You watch that Zoroastrian station Al-Manar TV! They tell your wife to sell herself to Shiites in "pleasure marriages"! Kafir! I doubt if that is Farsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattski133 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 if nothing else, jack is on a lot of lists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 hour ago, mattski133 said: if nothing else, jack is on a lot of lists. I cannot wait to see the infidel's face when I board a flight in May. I will bring my copy of the Holy Quran and my Yazidi slave girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: I cannot wait to see the infidel's face when I board a flight in May. I will bring my copy of the Holy Quran and my Yazidi slave girl. We don't recognize Quran written in English or French or any other European languages. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaTeMuP Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Not really sure what this is, but I hope you win a lot of goats. Stay away from small children please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 It has been a long time since Belkan soldiers were able to have Coca-Cola (haram). After seizing many crates of this stuff from the infidels, we have become overcome with western ideals of freedom, tolerance and excess. Once again the North Belkan Republic is a bastion of wealth, Coca Cola fills our swimming pools and SUVs dot every driveway and ever cat owns at least one KJV bible, which we keep in the glove compartment for long red lights and the bank drive-through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 The penalty for apostasy is death for the first offence. "Apocalypse Meow". More like "Apostates Meow". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Aloha Snackbar Ja' Ckla yton! Death to the infidels! o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 O/ ojwardsc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 This seems like a worthy endeavour. Good luck Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 On 3/4/2017 at 10:45 AM, Jack Layton said: The penalty for apostasy is death for the first offence. "Apocalypse Meow". More like "Apostates Meow". The Belkan government will continue the funding of cups of jizyah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Haflinger said: This seems like a worthy endeavour. Good luck Jack The blessings of Allah be upon you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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