KingNeptune Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Keep it up and there will be no more modesty bubbles for you kitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 This will sort out his bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess kittens Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 12 hours ago, ericsw said: This will sort out his bite I'm a female don't assume my gender it's very obvious I'm a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNeptune Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 War Update-: Page: 1 Nation Name Status Activity Seniority Team Strength Infras. Tech. Nukes 1) Bajoran Federation Dead - Looking For Nukes 24 Days 22,429.067 3,416.03 432.07 2) kzjds Dead 24 Days 18,497.326 2,588.99 525.34 3) High Times Dead 21 Days 16,143.828 2,348.15 569.40 4) Yabland Dead 10 Days 15,633.970 2,443.96 354.39 5) Maestros empire Dead 14 Days 14,242.416 1,931.45 511.68 6) Mandalore Insignificant 2 Days 11,255.000 1,900.00 400.00 7) Wine Land Hammered On Grapes 1 Days 11,181.300 2,201.00 240.00 8) Dajao Asleep 3 Days 9,657.000 2,001.00 220.00 9) Earth Lost In Space 12 Days 8,477.387 1,842.87 400.02 10) Russia Putin Fail 10 Days 8,129.616 1,619.25 433.08 11) Failbotnia Living Up To Its Name 8 Days 7,364.847 1,927.95 0.00 12) Dunes Just Sand 10 Days 5,669.280 801.00 200.00 13) TheUnitedStates Lol Trumped 7 Days 4,741.144 885.97 203.06 14) Admiration Desolation 9 Days 3,031.989 838.68 20.70 15) Nitrocan Doesn't Exist 10 Days 1,567.680 241.00 50.00 16) Higher Altitude Doesn't Exist 8 Days 1,079.969 99.99 64.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 RIP Bajoran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNeptune Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Out of the kindness of my oceanic heart, I have offered to consider the surrender of UN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 I would like to invite everybody to the courtyard to celebrate another Roman Empire victory. There will be coffee and bisquits throughout the banquet and I even made a nice chandelier out of Bajoran's bones. It took the courageousness and strength to slay the evil barbarians. Such virtues which are born into every man, woman, and child of the Holy Roman Empire. Our honor glistened in the sun, while the UNs red blood illuminated the streams. There is no thrill in destroying a worthy advisory- and in such case, there was tremendous thrill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bajoran Federation Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said: I would like to invite everybody to the courtyard to celebrate another Roman Empire victory. There will be coffee and bisquits throughout the banquet and I even made a nice chandelier out of Bajoran's bones. It took the courageousness and strength to slay the evil barbarians. Such virtues which are born into every man, woman, and child of the Holy Roman Empire. Our honor glistened in the sun, while the UNs red blood illuminated the streams. There is no thrill in destroying a worthy advisory- and in such case, there was tremendous thrill. A bit premature, isn't it? Especially coming from you, LH. You only have about 2m right? How much infra did you lose? You'll be in bill-lock soon if you're not already. What about PK? She didn't put up much of a fight. Her cruise missiles sting sometimes though. Her SDI was a killer, though; Blocked like 7 of my nukes. What about New Switzerland? His nation is in shambles after he declared on me. I find him quite comical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess kittens Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 Barely putting up a fight, son? I am almost out-damaging you and I have no nukez. let's talk about money. To: President of Bajor From: princess kittens Date: 1/26/2017 7:22:50 PMSubject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by princess kittens. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'This Is My War Face'. You lost 6,975 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 3,130 soldiers and 587 tanks. Their forces razed 22.190 miles of your land, stole 3.012 technology, and destroyed 30.118 infrastructure. Their forces looted $37,043.03 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. 1/21/2017 3:22:38 AM damaged Ruler: princess kittens Roman Empire Yabland Ruler: Yablecki United Nations Gather IntelligenceSuccess, Not Caught Details You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Yabland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 300 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/21/2017 12:29:42 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 1/16/2017 Total Money: $988,920 1/21/2017 3:23:42 AM damaged Ruler: princess kittens Roman Empire Russia Ruler: LetsWar United Nations Gather IntelligenceSuccess, Not Caught Details You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Russia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Christianity Desired Government: Federal Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 50 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 1/17/2017 Total Money: $10,945 Considering we have been your only challenge, RER really didn't contribute to your war stats anyway, we have outdamaged you, I have money (mitten and neptune can live off just dry cat food they will be fine). We declare early Victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) UN is really taking the piss. Calling for backup? Absolutely embarrassing. Edited January 27, 2017 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bajoran Federation Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 The United Nations acknowledges and concedes defeat to the Roman Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNeptune Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bajoran Federation said: The United Nations acknowledges and concedes defeat to the Roman Empire. This, and peace is agreed with immediate effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Peace sent. Good fight UN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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