Cazaric Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 The Steamhouse Accords Article I – Sovereignty The signatories shall respect the rules of the steamhouse, and neither signatory shall use the other’s hook for their hat lest they be charged a fee of $15 for incorrect use of a hook. Article II – Non-Aggression and Disputes If both parties want the same seat in the sauna, they will discuss it reasonably. Heated discussion or violence will lead to a $40 fee, and removal of sauna privileges. Article III – Intelligence If either party finds a towel on the rack that they know the other party would like to use, they are encouraged to share it with them. Of course, shared towels require a $3 surcharge. Article IV – Mutual Defense Both signatories have agreed to upgrade to our Premium Membership, at the bargain price of $399.99. As a result, if one signatory is assaulted by a non-member, the other signatory must now come to their defense if requested. Article V – Optional Aggression If one party should start towel-whipping a non-member, the other signatory is encouraged, but not required, to join in, in the interests of unity and morale. Any towels damaged in this exercise can be replaced for $70 each. Article VI – Termination If one party finds that the other is ogling their ooh lah lahs a little too often, they may choose to end membership to the steamhouse by submitting an early termination form, which will be processed in no less than 48 hours and require a $50 fee. If the signatories engage in fisticuffs in the 72 hours following termination, this fee will increase to $125,000. For Sparta Wilhelm the Demented, King Cazaric, King octaviafleur, Ephor of Philoxenia Jessica Rabbit, Ephor of Lykoi MrGed, Ephor of Mesoa whitetigger, Elder of Mesoa For Invicta KingWilliam, President of Invicta rotty, Vice President Killlman4, Minister of Foreign Affairs Justavictim, Minister of Erection Affairs Lord James, Minister of War Affairs Daniel P, Minister of Internal Affairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Sparta has 2 Kings? Seems weird, but congrats all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazaric Posted May 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Sephiroth said: Sparta has 2 Kings? Seems weird, but congrats all the same. " Classical Sparta in ancient Greece was ruled for over 700 years by two kings at a time (q.v., List of Kings of Sparta), belonging to two separate dynasties, who could veto one another's actions. In addition Sparta had groups of officials known as Ephors and a council of elders." And thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killlman4 Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 o/ o\ I finally figured this out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Cazaric said: " Classical Sparta in ancient Greece was ruled for over 700 years by two kings at a time (q.v., List of Kings of Sparta), belonging to two separate dynasties, who could veto one another's actions. In addition Sparta had groups of officials known as Ephors and a council of elders." And thanks. Somehow I didn't know that or forgot, despite being half Greek & my lineage going back to the Spartans on that side. Thanks for the explanation. Good luck o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Good to hear! Congrats Sparta! Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 If you didn't think you could, you could've just edited our names however you wanted, and we either would've a) not noticed or b) not cared. Very free spirited we are. Congrats team. Allies allying allies. I love it when the alliance I'm allied to, allies me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Congrats, I do love Invicta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotty Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Good to see this up Sparta o7 Invicta o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 kiwi is cool, Cazaric is okay. seems legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) That fine is chump change, I would have made it 10000 tech. Congratz. Edited May 11, 2016 by XxHouseArrestXx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodFCS Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Congratz to our steamy friends on their hot treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 18 hours ago, Sephiroth said: Somehow I didn't know that or forgot, despite being half Greek & my lineage going back to the Spartans on that side. Thanks for the explanation. Good luck o7 I on the other hand did know that, but then again I am smarter than everyone else here. By the way, I do not care for either Sparta or Invicta. They can both burn for all I care, which is actually rather little these days (if you can believe it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankthefrank Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 20 hours ago, Rebel Virginia said: I on the other hand did know that, but then again I am smarter than everyone else here besides my sweet saviors. Those guys are swell That may be true, but i have never thought someone else might match the'eeeee otherwise unknown cookiecutter alliance, from the great yonder of yester decade ,or maybe someone has passed them in such a skill also why haven't you called Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 On 5/12/2016 at 10:05 PM, Rebel Virginia said: By the way, I do not care for either Sparta or Invicta. They can both burn for all I care, which is actually rather little these days (if you can believe it). Never change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Congratulations on the upgrade friends. (Considering the similarities I believe this thread is rather aptly named.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Konstantine OLD Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) . Edited May 19, 2016 by Lord Konstantine OLD old account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Konstantine Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Let's try this again... Great news! ΖΗΤΩ Η Σπάρτη (Long live Sparta) Viva Invicta! \o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Interesting development. Best wishes to all involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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