Jorost Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that’s a mighty long time. But I’m here to tell you there’s something else… The World of Bob. Invicta was born into this world nearly a decade ago as a Purple alliance. Now, after a long sojourn on Red, Invicta is coming home. Now for the official stuff: Acting in my capacity as Lord Protector of Invicta, and with the advice and consent of my Government, led by our esteemed President Kiwi, I do hereby and forthwith declare Invicta to be a Purple alliance. All Invicta nations are instructed to switch their trading sphere to Purple at the earliest opportunity. In taking this action, I relinquish my seat in the Red Senate, which I have held for six years. If the people of the Purple sphere see fit to elect me their senator, I will be honored to serve in that capacity again. I would point out that the décor in my office was always purple because of our flag. Also I am prepared to dole out favors, both political and sexual (name a Government member and a price), in pursuit of this goal. But I digress. In our hearts Invicta has always been Purple. Our flag has always been purple. Purple blood circulates in our veins. We cry purple tears. We pee purple… well, you get it. It’s actually kind of gross. I keep saying we should call a doctor but apparently our health insurance doesn’t cover it. But I digress. Personally, I am very excited to be back on Purple. It feels like coming home. Plus I like the color purple better than red. It always felt vaguely communistic over there. Now, with everything purple, it feels vaguely gay. And that feels like home. Given under our hand and seal, this 22nd day of April, 2016, /s/ Jorost of the Crownlands, Lord Protector of Invicta Edited April 23, 2016 by Jorost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Purple. -KingWilliam, President of Invicta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 I have to admit, for me this is highly ironic. Still, it's probably a good move for Invicta now. Welcome to purple from Last Call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorost Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Really? Nothing on the picture, Haf? Good to "see" you, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Reed Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Too soon guys....Too soon. Best of luck on the transition guys o/ Invicta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Not a methrage post, didn't read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 congratulations, hopefully purple treats you well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 So... you are moving to Red Team, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allant I Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Welcome back Invicta, I would like one sexual favor please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorost Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Franz Ferdinand said: So... you are moving to Red Team, right? No, see, this is where I was afraid people might get confused. It's not entirely clear, but in fact we are moving to Orange. I mean Purple. Purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Jorost said: No, see, this is where I was afraid people might get confused. It's not entirely clear, but in fact we are moving to Orange. I mean Purple. Purple. Out of the blue we're giving this the green light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Congratulations Invicta, hope you like purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Red Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Too soon, Jorost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 44 minutes ago, Jorost said: No, see, this is where I was afraid people might get confused. It's not entirely clear, but in fact we are moving to Orange. I mean Purple. Purple. C'mon, get your history right. It was aqua Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Aurelius Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Allant I said: Welcome back Invicta, I would like one sexual favor please Seconded. Welcome back to the color of royalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kY Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 With Valhalla largely moving to Green you'll probably pick up 2 senate seats on Purple. I don't imagine that's your only reason for moving. Any other reasons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Valhalla had one senate seat (now held by a VE member). Cheeky, your math is still a bit weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 I was always confused by the fact that you guys had a purple flag but were on red. Now it all makes sense. Enjoy the move! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Good luck on the transition, and agreed that it makes sense for you to be a purple alliance. But why does VE have someone in the Purple senate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 10 hours ago, Jorost said: Really? Nothing on the picture Is the image content from your album or a complete photoshop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 7 hours ago, Ch33kY said: Any other reasons? Nah, it just spurs up some activity and with circles being largely internal it makes the move easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) Let's make one thing very clear -- nobody in this hellhole is worthy of using Prince in their imagery. Not even in tribute. Not even with their own silly little faces plastered over his. Edited April 23, 2016 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankthefrank Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 welcome to purple, enjoy your stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Strange Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 So long to the little red corvette huh? Congrats gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Blackatron said: But why does VE have someone in the Purple senate? Levi was formerly a member of Valhalla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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