Lord Hitchcock Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) FROM THE OFFICE OF THE M Inc World Headquarters Since 04FEB16, the Monsters Inc has been engaged in the War on Terror against violent combatants of the self-entitled Junka regime, which has irreversibly set itself on a collision course with Monsters everywhere. SNX has began its assault against our freedom and self-determination with a constant stream of public threads and antagonism followed, along with the hopeless derailment of negotiations efforts kindly hosted by GATO on their forums. It has been clear from the beginning SNX wanted a war, and we have not shied from them giving one. And again, this statement addresses the dung heap of an alliance known as SNX. Junka has no guiding ideology, no true alliance sovereign, and no purpose other than to deliver tech . Band waggoning from war to war, they have proven hopeless to reform, and are an entity of pure disorganization. They are the most boring enemy to the civilized nations of the world. Our own history with SNX has been long and bitter. At one point last year, they attempted to leverage their protectors into a war with us. Only by a concerted diplomatic effort was a war averted. Thus their faithlessness was made clear to us. Following this treachery, they engaged in aggressive conflicts against several alliances, pre-empting LPCN because of their own views, attempting to block tech deals and have requested sanctions on whatever excuse Junka can make up (ie L__H log dumps). These conflicts lacked any purpose besides the feeding Junka's ego, which sets him apart from every civilized and productive leader. His alliance are tech farmers by every definition of the word. We have grimly noted in our own war with them that they always complain and make excuses like: we are targeting the weakest nations. And they constantly complain that their nations are not militarily equipped to deal with ours. After quadrupling their damage- and then some, they publicly brag about that damage ratios don't matter, and claim to be "winning." A sense of ultimate disillusion in every letter of the definition. Anyone equipped with this knowledge of their history should not find their latest stunt regarding the New Polar Order to be a surprise. Monsters Inc has been the same wonder heavy lower tier for quite some time, and SNX doesn't like to be on the receiving end of a nuclear barrage. In desperation, Super Nova X demanded a sanction from L_H and our Log dump affairs and now they are being battered by The New Polar Order, an aggressive and non-linked (in any way, shape, or form) to M Inc, ostensibly in support of a free blue sphere. Unfortunately for them, we saw right through their ruse: it was an attempt, to target Junka for all the crap he stirs. Monsters Inc will allow such barbarism to continue on our watch. SNX should have negotiated when they had the chance. That opportunity is no longer on the table. Monsters Inc declares our support (not that they'll need it) of the New Polar Order in their aggressive attack against Super Nova X. There is and will be no "cease-fire" or peace settlement until that war is concluded. Edited March 27, 2016 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Need a head pat, buddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I wonder who saw this thread coming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted March 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 it was in response to SNX's latest PR campaign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Limitless Nexus & our allies also fighting SNX also of course offer our support to NpO & Mogar. I look forward to a united front against Junka's rogue regime; who we also have been fighting for the last month. AlmightyGrub, Mogar & the rest of NpO are all awarded the Libertarian Anarch Ribbon for fighting in this war, regardless of individual reasons for doing so. Wannabe Tyrants like Junka need to be put in their place & I think that is something we can all agree on. When Junka sarcastically said Vote Sephiroth + Grub the Senate, I didn't think it had a bad ring to it. AlmightyGrub is someone of action & both of us fighting SNX together I think is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montezuma Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Npo can get ready for.... #Easiest War Ever..... :smug: :awesome: :ph34r: SNX = :gag: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 What does self-entitled mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) Stop flinging poo all over this august assembly of nations. Jesus Christ you guys like the sound of your own voice. Edited March 28, 2016 by Helbrecht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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