Da DreadLord Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Blue Tentacled Bears From Beyond Article I: Of the Elder Gods and the Unmentionable Stygian Creatures That Lurk. Tsayka. Da Dreadlord. Elder Gods from a forgotten time, part of a collective known as NATO. Only briefly mentioned in an ancient and accursed manuscript. Names that mankind dare not evoke out of fear that their retribution will be swift and ghastly. Their names are not even spoken by the most arcane. Van Hoo III. Shurukian. Gibsonator21. Leaders of a cult of omnivorous daemonaic beings disguised as Earthly creatures of the Ursidae family. Shunned by the civilized world for their indescribable and unthinkable acts of violence, they were often worshiped as deities by long forgotten cultures and lesser imps. A pact was written in the blood of nameless and loathsome beings and added to the Book of Azathoth. Cooperate these vile and feared pantheons of old had decided. Do not presume though that groups of this level of depravity do not also value their own sovereignty. Article II: Like Minded Deities See Great Value in the Whisperings of Mortals and Others Elder Gods and daemonic beings deal in information, blasphemous or otherwise. From their dark thrones and dank charnel houses, they collect and share such things. This is beyond the comprehension of mere mortal men, but understood with ease by those of the eldritch variety. Lesser beings would delve into madness and despair should they dare gaze upon the tomes and unutterable words within. These manuscripts are best left to the eyes and ears of the two who invoke the aforementioned blood pact. It was meticulously written by them and the immense and hideous undertaking was for them and them alone.Article III: Reptilian Claws. Swarthy Robes of Unknown Origin. Tentacles From the Abyss There will be those who dare lash out at the members of this pact. As unthinkable as it may seem to dare to topple beings of such immeasurable and incomprehensible power, one would be foolish to underestimate the audacity that fear and dread creates. Should an aggressor choose a single party from this pact, assistance by the other would not be shunned and would in fact be encouraged. Deities and other like-minded creatures from the beyond are the calculating sort though and should the non-aggrieved party decline to assist it would not be viewed as immoral, blasphemous, abnormal, or even faintly cruel. No, such a decision would be understood as per the scribblings of the Book of Azathoth itself.Article IV: Glub, Glub ... Glub, Glub Despite being immortal in nature, the two members of this pact understand that there is no such thing as forever. Indeed, all pacts (blood or otherwise) have a starting and ending point. While a falling out between two of such omnipotence would baffle simpler minds, the beings involved will make every attempt to make amends. Should no compromise be reached, a parting of ways shall commence. Some will lurk, hoping to use this opportunity to do the unthinkable -- to swoop in and end one party in an insane gambit for dark power. Know this: 72 hours must pass before that which is not dead can eternal lie, and indeed with strange aeons even death may die.Tremble before us, NATO Tsayka, Secretary General Da DreadLord, Secretary of Foreign Affairs Lenny N Karl, Two-headed Serpent of MadnessThe Bear Cavalry Van HooIII, Crowley Shurukian, Lillith Gibsonator21, Azazel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 It's ... beautiful. :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shurukian Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 We're awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da DreadLord Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 It's ... beautiful. :blush: For the record, text written by Hoobear. It turned out amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Meh there happy now DDL i meh'd it.... :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 We have become the Oprah Winfrey of Planet Bob. "You get a treaty" "And you get a treaty" "EVERYONE GETS A HUMPBACK TREATY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 We have become the Oprah Winfrey of Planet Bob. "You get a treaty" "And you get a treaty" "EVERYONE GETS A HUMPBACK TREATY!" Its the best way to be a safe cookie cutter alliance though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Its the best way to be a safe cookie cutter alliance though. You got a problem with cookies now?? Truly a monster in our generation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 You got a problem with cookies now?? Truly a monster in our generation Indeed, the cookie monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm both very petrified, and incredibly aroused by the thought of tentacle bears. congrats on the treaties :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 And that folks, is the first half. Get your phallic extruded meat and processed flour buns. be sure to retake your seats before the second half starts. refractory period, FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekalle Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Nom Nom Nom Nom Cookieeeeeeees! This treaty pleases the masses. o/NATO o/Bears, Guns, Lasers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I approve of this. Congratz to Nato and TBC o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Let the revenant truly begin... o/ TBC 0/ NATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaitlinK Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 This treaty is beyond awesome, nice work! o/ NATO o/ TBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Awwww, makes me miss my home :( Although it's way funner living in conquered viking homes... Congrats everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Congrats to NATO and TBC on this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Its the best way to be a safe cookie cutter alliance though.What would you suggest they do? Even animalz has treaties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Congrats to both of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 We have become the Oprah Winfrey of Planet Bob. "You get a treaty" "And you get a treaty" "EVERYONE GETS A HUMPBACK TREATY!" No. If we did that, we would treaty Methrage and just plain fuck that shit. Its the best way to be a safe cookie cutter alliance though. Yes, much better than the failure that is Meth and anyone following Meth. What would you suggest they do? Even animalz has treaties. Follow Meth and treaty Meth. Become a failure like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) What would you suggest they do? Even animalz has treaties. Not sign multiple treaties in quick succession which will undoubtedly cause conflictions down the line. Saves on the "we had to make hard decisions on who to abandon" posts in the future. Yes, much better than the failure that is Meth and anyone following Meth. U mad? Edited February 26, 2016 by the rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Congrats TBC and NATO.... :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm sorry, but did the importance of ODPs increase during my 2.5 year absence? While our ODPs could certainly turn into more, we currently only have three M-level treaties (NSO, PPO, NADC). All of our allies (ODP or otherwise) are also well aware of or goals and intentions and vice versa. There really isn't a concern about us having to "abandoning" anyone, especially given the history of the individuals who comprise TBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm forced to agree with the rebel? What the $%&@, people. :(( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da DreadLord Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Next war shall be known as the ODP war. ODP > all else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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