smurthwaite Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 In the fading light of a Wednesday evening, two men walk into the underbelly of a tattered dive. Above the bar hangs the threadbare flags of many once-great alliances, most of whom are as shoddy and faded as their lifeless flags and the leather on the barstools. The bartender, a grizzled old soldier, having long since retired and removed herself from the world, mutters as the two men order Nukabeers. King Wally takes a seat on the frayed, moth-eaten leather at the bar. Alfred von Tirpitz leans against the bar, raises his bottle to Wally in cheers to old times, and takes a deep drink from a wide-mouthed bottle. Wally: Seams like lots of familiar old faces in here. AvT: Yah man, sure seems that way. Smurthwaite walks over from the pool table: I’ve got the first round for these two. VanHooIII: I don’t think so, Pirate. I already paid. Xanth: The hell you did. Wally to Xanth: I remember you. I’m purdy shure I ZIed you once. Gibsonator21: If the man said he paid, then he paid. Jraison: You boys lookin’ for trouble, or are we gonna drink? Shurukian: Who are you calling a boy? Gowfanatic: He’s calling whomever he wants to call a boy. Kaitlin: Well, aren’t you proper. What are you, Canadian? Lurunin: Wait, we were all having a friendly time. Let’s just all have another beer. Smurthwaite: Yeah, another beer. Smurthwaite empties his Nukabeer and throws the bottle at Hoo. AvT smashes his bottle on the bar. Wally continues drinking. Gibs breaks a pool cue in half and uses both jagged edges as weapons. Gowfanatic and Jraison stand back to back. Lulu crawls under the pool table. Redarmy is surprised when he is tackled by Shuru and SpliceVW never sees the haymaker Xanth threw at Wally until a split second before it crashed into his (Splice’s) temple. The bartender slides another Nukabeer over to Wally: Happens all the time. Wally: All the tyme huh? I thought they were friends. Bartender: They are. You should see what happens when they get mad at somebody else. This, this is just a typical Wednesday night here in the Bear Carnival. Article 1: Article 2: Article 3: Article 4: Article 5: Article 6: Article 7: For The Bear Cavalry VanHooIII, Edward Teach Shurukian, Anne Bonny, Gibsonator21, Francois l'Olonnais For The Pirates of the Parrot Order The Admirality Lurunin, AKA Lulu, He of the Order of the Pool Table, Ol’ Third Leg Gowfanatic, The Supreme Overlord Jraison, Way Too Cool for Silly Alias’ The MastsCommander of War, SpliceVW Commander of IA, Redarmy Commander of FA, Xanth Commander of Recruitment, Mannusa Commander of Info, Smurthwaite The Pirate King, Smurthwaite [spoiler]What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say "yo ho" and walk with a limp![/spoiler] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Two great alliances coming together. I'm a fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jraison Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I like this. Here's to some good times together o/ TBC o/ PPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Bears and Pirates. What could go wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Ended up buying the bar. Cheers mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Creative. I like it. Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Delete Edited February 18, 2016 by Redarmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 o/ TBC o/ PPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Two sub-par alliances coming together, gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 congratulations to both of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 awesome! Still waiting on Keres to post a pic of her in a pirate wench outfit. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Posted while I was gone! Very sneaky, pirates ... very sneaky, indeed. :P * TBC flag provided by Kahlan Rahl ... of TBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 lacks Beyonce... but I guess Smurth wasnt ready for that jelly o/ them o/ us RIP the Vanyonce dream :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 PPO and TBC two alliances I like and have respect for. This is pleasing to see. O/ PPO O/ TBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 lacks Beyonce... but I guess Smurth wasnt ready for that jelly o/ them o/ us RIP the Vanyonce dream :( I couldn't do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Congratulations on the upgrade to both parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekalle Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I like our flag in this one... very Bear Chic. Plus, I like parrots a lot too, so this really works out well for all parties involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 lacks Beyonce... but I guess Smurth wasnt ready for that jelly o/ them o/ us RIP the Vanyonce dream :( Gibs refused. So, as usual with anything cool not happening, you know who to blame. :v: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Congrats you two on this treaty. o/ TBC o/ PPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Gibs refused. So, as usual with anything cool not happening, you know who to blame. :v: Is it cause we were gonna make him the Single Lady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I guess we should all get accustomed to seeing an announcement involving The Bear Cavalry every week. Congratulations you two, good to see this. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 We busy. Continue to carry on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I won't lie, I saw the pictures at first and I thought "Oh good, another treaty no one will understand", but I looked and was pleased to find that, no, it was pretty clear what each article was. So good on you guys. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Ha ha, now that is one fine treaty! Well done Smurth o/ PPO o/ Bear Cav Wally to Xanth: I remember you. I’m purdy shure I ZIed you once. Oh that was a fun war.... I have the NS charts screen saved SOMEWHERE.... you were a good sport Xanth o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Oh that was a fun war.... I have the NS charts screen saved SOMEWHERE.... you were a good sport Xanth o/ lets be honest, who HASN'T ZI'd Xanth at this point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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