Mogar Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 The Screwball Insanity ProtectoRIte Pact Preamble The Random Insanity Alliance(RIA) hereby agrees to protect the United Equestria(UE). Article I Non-Aggression and Protection We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. Dalai Lama In that spirit, the RIA agrees to protect the UE should it find itself in any defensive wars and coexist peacefully as friends and allies. UE has the option to take part in any defensive wars the RIA should find itself in, but UE is not required to do so. Article II Intelligence Pact Both the RIA and the UE agree to share any intelligence that is vital to the security and defense of either alliance. Article III Optionally Mutual Aggression Pact Should RIA or UE declare an aggressive war, the other signatory is encouraged to provide them with assistance but they are not required to do so. Article D: Florida In 90 days RIA and UE will review this treaty and decide to either upgrade or cancel this treaty! Article V Disintegration Clause Should either alliance want to end this agreement, they are required to notify the other alliance twenty-four hours before the wish the agreement to be terminated. Signed on behalf of United Equestria,Her Royal Highness, Elder Princess of United Equestria - Scootaloo aka. Monkzaon Signed on Behalf of The Random Insanity Alliance,Lord Cactuar:Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.Floridian Council, Cactimus Prime dester55Gigantuar Leo, I didn't sign off on this!Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 That's not how you call a chicken.(what is this, 2010? 2011. Who's counting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkzaon Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Great people, great fun, happy that we found this out. That's not how you call a chicken. (what is this, 2010? 2011. Who's counting) That's so funny I forgot to laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) Congrats to both on the treaty. Edited February 17, 2016 by Sephiroth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Goddamnit, RIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 at least it's being run by someone who is ostensibly female and thus could be part of the target audience for the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Pure INSANITY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Pure boredom is more like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Congrats to a speedy protector UE & thanks for the random act RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Goddamnit, RIA. These phrase expresses my feelings. Pure INSANITY! This phrase expresses my feelings. I'm totally at a loss as to how I feel. On the one hand, we have Wally expressing my opinion. On the other, Rey. Seriously, RIA, look what you have done to me. I mean, Rey. The world truly has become a randomly insane place. o/RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Pure boredom is more like it. yaaaaay... *yawn* What are we celebrating again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormones74 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I thought they all went to the glue factory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Well, this is interesting, I wonder how this one came about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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