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The Screwball Insanity ProtectoRIte Pact
 
Preamble
The Random Insanity Alliance(RIA) hereby agrees to protect the United Equestria(UE).
 
Article I Non-Aggression and Protection
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves.
Dalai Lama
 
In that spirit, the RIA agrees to protect the UE should it find itself in any defensive wars and coexist peacefully as friends and allies. UE has the option to take part in any defensive wars the RIA should find itself in, but UE is not required to do so.
 
Article II Intelligence Pact
Both the RIA and the UE agree to share any intelligence that is vital to the security and defense of either alliance.
 
Article III Optionally Mutual Aggression Pact
Should RIA or UE declare an aggressive war, the other signatory is encouraged to provide them with assistance but they are not required to do so.
 
Article D: Florida
In 90 days RIA and UE will review this treaty and decide to either upgrade or cancel this treaty!

 Article V Disintegration Clause
Should either alliance want to end this agreement, they are required to notify the other alliance twenty-four hours before the wish the agreement to be terminated.

Signed on behalf of United Equestria,

Her Royal Highness,
Elder Princess of United Equestria - Scootaloo aka. Monkzaon


Signed on Behalf of The Random Insanity Alliance,

Lord Cactuar:
Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.

Floridian Council, 
Cactimus Prime dester55
Gigantuar Leo, I didn't sign off on this!
Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge.

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Goddamnit, RIA.

 

These phrase expresses my feelings.

 

 

Pure INSANITY!

 

This phrase expresses my feelings.

 

I'm totally at a loss as to how I feel.  On the one hand, we have Wally expressing my opinion.  On the other, Rey.

 

Seriously, RIA, look what you have done to me.  I mean, Rey.

 

The world truly has become a randomly insane place.

 

o/RIA

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