Mogar Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 (edited) Once upon a time, Mogar was wandering around IRC looking for people to troll, and since the only active channel left on coldfront was #thebearcavalry, that is where he ended up! After an all nighter involving a lot of Alcohol and Debauchery , the governments of RIA and TBC were seeking to cure their hangovers with the best known remedy, a greasy plate of bacon. While they were chowing down on a heaping pile of delicious bacon while Shurukian ate some Kale, and large servings of Shadow's private reserve, they got to talking and the following agreement was written down on a slightly used napkin. Article I: We should probably not kill one anotherWe can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves.Dalai Lama In that spirit RIA and TBC agree to a peaceful coexistence as friends and allies. Article II: Something about information and !@#$ If either signatory catches wind of intelligence that affects the other signatory, they should share it over some steak and cold glass of whiskey. Article III: I don't know what to call this Clause While bears are awesome and cacti a prize to behold, it should be noted by any would be aggressors that an attack on one may be seen as an attack on the other. In that case either alliance is encouraged to come to the defense, whether financially or military of the other. Unless said attack occurs to Keres, Shurukian, or Kaitlink, in which case Mogar's gonna nuke whoever does to hell. D: Florida: Development Clause In 30 days RIA and TBC will review this treaty and decide to either upgrade or cancel this treaty! Article V: "Becoming Vegetarian". Should either side get swayed by Shurukian's hippy girlfriend ways and won't let them eat meat they are required to give 73.5 hours notice to the other party. Signed The Triumvirate of The Bear Cavalry, VanHooIII, Mike D Gibsonator21, MCA Shurukian, Ad-Rock The Random Insanity Alliance,Lord Cactuar: Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.Floridian Council, Cactimus Prime dester55Gigantuar Leo, Hello LizFunktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge. Note: credit to Hereno for TBC's flag, and Shuru for that glorious first picture Edited February 12, 2016 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 All these tweeties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shurukian Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Maybe the cactus bear can finally put the puppymonkeybaby in its grave. All hail the great potential of the cactus bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Beautiful flags. The credit for this falls squarely on Hyperonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaitlinK Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Now this is a damn fine treaty and I for one welcome my new cacti-overlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 o/ The Cactus Bear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Needs more Molagbal but other than that seems fine. Congratz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Love me some RIA. :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Grats both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 TBC has been making some smart treaty choices so far, but I like this one the most. Its nice to see RIA making interesting moves & for TBC to secure some good allies. I feel like this might lead up to something more interesting eventually, so good luck when the time comes. Fighting alongside both of you would be fun if it ever comes to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Methrage likes this, sorry TBC looks like we have to cancel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 i couldn't hate these two alliances more if i triedmy level of hatred is negative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'm going to go ahead here and take full credit for this one. Thank you, thank you very much.o/ RIAo/ TBCKing Wally - AKA Mix Master Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I DIDN'T SIGN OFF ON THI--- oh wait, yes ... yes I did. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I like how this makes me feel, deep within my loins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 My bad on the napkin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Methrage likes this, sorry TBC looks like we have to cancel. Welp. That was one amazing 1:04. Was it good for you guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 One time I was wandering IRC drunk and there was no one left to troll but Mogar. And I linked him the greatest sacrilige against his nation that has ever been offered. And nothing happened. I suspect he was asleep. Was there a point? Hail Mogar. Let the young folks laugh, we old farts understand that history is most sensitive to the ability to fall asleep at just the right moment, and cares far more for it than for all their overjuiced muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keres Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'm going to go ahead here and take full credit for this one. Thank you, thank you very much. o/ RIA o/ TBC King Wally - AKA Mix Master Mike *cough* Im Captain Planet for a reason here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 (edited) Welp. That was one amazing 1:04. Was it good for you guys? If he had the power to do that, then global wars would be fun and fluid for a change, instead of boring and stuck. Edited February 12, 2016 by the rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaztik Muffin Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 good to be allied to RIA again o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 im glad we were able to get this done :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekalle Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Haven't been allied to RIA since the days of SF... this is cool. Definitely needed some cactuar in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 I think this is the first time since RIA has come to be that I have been allied to RIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 I think this is the first time since RIA has come to be that I have been allied to RIA. poor RIA.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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