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Who called in today cause you partied to heavy this weekend? I fit that bill and I know many other do, one look at NG's new treaty has ahh $%&@ this I'm too hung or stoned to deal with this smeared all over it.

We've all heard the backroom plots and disinformation that never come true, today lets do something a little different , you'll have to get a little creative the more outlandish the better, post your 2016 conspiracy theory for the year, with a little luck the powers that be read it and say you know what that's !@#$@#$ doable, and remember the bigger the lie the more people will believe it


PS, yes I'm working on mine now and will post in a few hours.
 

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It's clear and obvious that NG is plotting a massive usurpation of NPO.  You heard it first right here folks.  There is not some great movement towards and Oculous/DOOM war, but rather NG will sign with everybody and turn on the currently perceived ring-leader.

 

(Also, I don't do FA for a reason)

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The Federation of Armed Nation's and Viking Swords form the Color of Money, because we all know blue and yellow makes green.

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Unknown to all, the intended goal is raid GPA with one thing in mind. Population reduction 6,616
 

 

If you want Sanctions placed on anyone talk to Sgt Gus. I will not response to any request. Count Down 7842 @ 6000 Look out. 


These sick bastards have formed an allegiance and want to see the world burn and need to be stopped at all cost., you've heard it here first and don't say we didn't try to warn all of you.
 

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This Nation and this nation are one in the same. After the raid that occurred on the former so many years ago, he swore vengeance on those who would destroy his pixels and vowed to see their nations destroyed. As such he spent the next 2479 days building a Death Star in nation form. 

 

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

 

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(Also, I don't do FA for a reason)

 
Why would you? A professed operative of secret society, lets get real folks, there so bold and in your face they don't even try to hide it anymore, but I'll swing back this later, his cohort in crime decided pop out of the hole he hides in, let me shine a little a light on his agenda

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Search your feelings. You know it to be true.


I'll tell you what I know to be true, you and the band of backroom disinformation snakes you hang with are the reason this thread exists, lets speculate shall we !! 

For years we've had the illusion that we can choose who represents our teams, it's the furthest thing from the truth, then on one cold winter night ( Our God ) a kid with an ant farm decides to show his true agenda and introduces the most vile glitch our world has ever seen.

Things like this started popping up all over the rainbow.
 

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Some of the smaller nations within the Aqua team sphere, citing difficulties in growing their nations to a competitive level, are clamoring for aid from larger nations.

Proposal: Spread the wealth! All nations under the average Aqua team strength of 52,340 gain $2.00 citizen income. All nations over the average Aqua team strength of 52,340 lose $2.00 citizen income.


You see it folks don't ya?. On aqua, these things are meet with Thor's Hammer, none of them survive and if I have anything to say about it never will.

But just when you think all is safe, lingering where no one notices, low and behold the 4th Reich is slowly building it's army, does he hide his agenda ? Oh hell NO !!

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Hidden under the guise of "helping" others ( how many times have we seen this) ? PPO's secret society is slowly trying to influence a socialist/nationalist hierarchy on Aqua and have been for months trying to infiltrate the senate, this can never be allowed, stop this cancer before it starts, because as history shows us, all it takes is one bad apple to ruins a whole color.

I call out to all of Aqua, we can't do this alone and god forbid I would never tell anyone how to vote, I'm here to tell you who not to for, vote Incumbent Senators to keep your property yours.

Every vote makes a difference, don't waste it like the following violators  

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You try to use big words like "Caucus" and such hoping that my simple, maple syrup drinking Canadian brain might not understand. But I'll have you know I'm wise to your games! At first I was confused why you would be making such a big showing about the simple Pirates whom call Aqua their home. HOWEVER! I believe I have stumbled across the greatest conspiracy since the the discovery that the Queen of England and the President of the United States both had halves of maps hidden in their desks (to some treasure city that I'm not entirely sure why its important because I haven't been paying much attention) in separate countries without their knowledge!

 

[spoiler][OOC]Am I watching National Treasure right now? Maybe. Canadian Netflix sucks.[/OOC][/spoiler]

 

But more to the point. I was asking myself why would you be so concerned with benefiting the smaller nations of the world? Why would you not want to see a SMALL cut to your income/ SMALL increase in taxation for you, if it meant the increase of wealth for the middle and lower class populace? Well I believe the smoke and mirror show that you just produced is nothing but a guise to hide your true intention of keeping all of Planet Bob's wealth and income for yourself! The III% versus the 97%! 

 

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Let's take a look at the nations making up this III% shall we?

 

Here, we have a humble III% nation... or so you'd think!

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Now my Greek is a little rusty, but I'm quite positive that that says "More for the wealthy, screw the little guys." 

 

 

 

Maybe we should take a look at your current senator who is sitting comfortably beside PPO's own senator, Reich. 

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Hmmmm I can think of a couple alliances on a colour sphere not to be named, whom are "Ready, willing, and able to defend" their alliances as they try to dethrone other senators... Weird coincidence? Maybe. Or perhaps DK is really working to usurp every colour sphere, and not just the one I'm not naming.

 

 

Finally, lets take a look at you good sir, as your hands are not clean of this hate for the 97%

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Aspiring men should not possess seats in government? Why? Because maybe they would aspire to discredit and dismantle the very economic imbalance that keeps you in the III% of wealth? Perhaps. And of course, a Capitalist government type...

 

 

 

 

You call on all of Aqua. But I charge all citizens of Planet Bob that are not part of this elitist III% to stand with me! We need to gather en masse to protest this disparity in wealth! 

 

I would like to leave you all with this graph that I found, done by some University or something, who have done extensive studies on the III% and their abuse of the economy.

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Maybe we should take a look at your current senator who is sitting "comfortably" beside PPO's own senator, Reich.


I'm not sure what they put it the water up where your from but this is the second time you've mistranslated or flat out don't understand the meaning of the vocabulary your using.
 

Comfortable :
being in a state of physical or mental comfort; contented and undisturbed; at ease:


I'm sure Reich will be comfortable this month knowing he won't have to fulfill any duties when it comes to The Senate, to put this into perspective everyone will understand I submit the latest poll from Aqua

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Now you've made some outlandish claims regarding me & my alliance mates, hell most are true, we're all capitalist and we understand one fundamental truth, everyone has a price, so while PPO is pirating the seas for sunken lost treasure, we create wealth through policy manipulation & hard work, and we will spare NO expense ensuring all our our delegates are super delegates.

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Face reality The Aqua team is the true sphere of a free market system and your socialist/nationalist hierarchy is not wanted.

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Wait. PPO created a secret society and didn't bother to tell US?!?!? ... :war:

BTW, don't think for a second I forgot about you, the true puppet master through 2007-2009, I'll be dealing with you, you're mistress and her cookie girl squad who obtain more Intel than the best planted spy the planets ever seen by god only knows what means.  

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hey what's going on in this thread?

 

 

III% are trying to make a "conspiracy" thread, to hide the true conspiracy that is their puppeteering. Meth keeps saying TCA and/or Doom were planning this war all along, well I'm about to lay a bomb on you. III% were responsible for every war since the first nation of Planet Bob declared it's existence. Trust story. I was there.

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III% are trying to make a "conspiracy" thread, to hide the true conspiracy that is their puppeteering. Meth keeps saying TCA and/or Doom were planning this war all along, well I'm about to lay a bomb on you. III% were responsible for every war since the first nation of Planet Bob declared it's existence. Trust story. I was there.


it's another methrage/tywin thread? damn
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hey what's going on in this thread?

 

The exposure of the secret society known as Analous, theses mfers can't hide anymore, I'm throwing them all under the bus !

 

 

III% are trying to make a "conspiracy" thread, to hide the true conspiracy that is their puppeteering. Meth keeps saying TCA and/or Doom were planning this war all along, well I'm about to lay a bomb on you. III% were responsible for every war since the first nation of Planet Bob declared it's existence. Trust story. I was there.

 

OMG, seriously, you guys are finally caught, the evidence is overwhelming and you have the audacity to cast the blame on the very people exposing you and that criminal organization you answer to, how stupid do you think the public is .. oh wait don't answer that.      
 

The New Polar Order doesn't exist.

Think about it.

The truth is out there :p

 

it's another methrage/tywin thread? damn

Please, my shit's funny, direct and to the point, If I wanted to hear a sermon I'd call jycard and tell him I've sinned.

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