Cazaric Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Friends with Economic Benefits In the modern world, all anyone ever wants is techs. And they want it fast. Nobody wants to wait around for a good old-fashioned 3x3, or 5x3, or maybe even a crazy 5x5 any more. That's how all the grandpas do it. Sparta and MI6, being modern alliances, hereby agree to skip all that old-fashioned mumbo jumbo and to just hop in bed together as friends with economic benefits.Love Me Tender Being friends with economic benefits means having a mutual respect for each other and each other's wishes. To make sure that both parties enjoy the techs, Sparta and MI6 agree to avoid hurting each other. This can be accomplished with the safe word "banana chips".Never Gonna Give You Up The most important part of being friends with benefits is, naturally, the sweet, sweet techs. Because everyone wants to have as much techs as possible, Sparta and MI6 agree to combine their economic resources and have techs together.Every Breath You Take Techs makes the world go round. So, recognizing that stopping the techs could cause the world to end, Sparta and MI6 agree to share with one another anything that they deem might cause such a tragic event to occur.Private Eyes Friends with economic benefits like each other, but they don't, like, like like each other. Which means that if someone jumps Sparta or MI6 in an alleyway, the other doesn't necessarily need to help out. But since the nurses in the emergency ward don't like it when you get techs in the hospital beds, helping out is encouraged.In My Life Being friends with economic benefits requires treading that fine line between intimacy and aloofness. Recognizing that one or the other is bound to occur, this treaty will automatically expire in four months, unless both alliances agree to continue or advance the relationship.Why Can't We Be Friends Sometimes, in the course of life, alliances change unexpectedly. Maybe they go to the store to buy milk and come back with Tywin Lannister. Maybe they bought skim milk, even though they know you only like whole. Whatever the case may be, if either alliance decides that they no longer want to be friends with economic benefits, they must give the other at least 48 hours to collect their things and leave before ending the relationship.Signed for Sparta Cazaric, King Wilhelm the Demented, King Octaviafleur, Ephor of Philoxenia Jessica Rabbit, Ephor of Lykoi MrGed, Ephor of Mesoa Whitetigger, Elder of Mesoa Ghux, Master PriestSigned for MI6 Chimaera, M Mergerberger, M Devilyn Caster, 001 Piejonk, 002 Gorniar, 003 Gopherbashi, 004 Kerschbs, 005 James Bond, 007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 We deserve each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Glad to see this finally done, my old friends. A relationship that never should have fallen by the wayside, made whole again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levonscott Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 o/ MI6 o/ Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 That's not how I signed it. <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 It's about fucking time lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandros o Megas Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 o/ Sparta o/ MI6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Congrats is this like a PIAT or what? :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazaric Posted January 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Congrats is this like a PIAT or what? :awesome: Nope! It's an ODP. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 I certainly hope you both find the relationship you are looking for. :ehm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Looking good Sparta. /Sparta /MI6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Excellent, I'm glad to see this finally get announced. We missed you guys. :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Looks good to me, I love me some benefits! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebirth Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 o/ To Friendship... And benefits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 This was a long time coming, glad to finally see it through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Well, Everybody Needs Somebody To Love. I hope you two have a Funky Good Time. Even if it turns out not to be Endless Love, for now at least you can say "there's Two of Us." I just hope neither proves to be an Easy Lover, leaving the other to wonder What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 While I think it's a fitting match I think it was a poor decision to announce it as mi6s "first" treaty after coming out of time out. Nothing against Sparta but MI6 signing with a more politically neutral alliance and/or timing this announcement around the events of the day instead of as soon as possible could've been more beneficial to both parties. Good luck regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Great to be with Sparta yet again :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Congrats to MI6 and Sparta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Congrats Sparta! Don't know Mi6 much but Congrats as well! Let Celebrate! Al Bundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Congrats Sparta! Don't know Mi6 much but Congrats as well! Let Celebrate! Al Bundy Can't argue with this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Poutine Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Good to see this announced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octaviafleur Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Happy to see this up finally! Sparta + MI6 <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Looking forward to having Sparta's back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGed Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Congrats to all, its about time this treaty got signed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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