smurthwaite Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 A Missive from A Brief History Walsh the Beloved had a dream. It was a dream deeply steeped in the planet Bob dream. On the 1st of July he made that dream known. Mr. Walsh fought his terrible wars and pulled a Max, until finally, his dream Kafkad into an Ursula K. Le Guin Novel. It Great Gatsbied into a Xanth. Redarmy brought the Asses a unique perspective on Red. From Xanth, there came another Dre4mwe4ver. Dre4m got his own war. Too bad Smurthwaite screwed it up for him. Jraison ditched the guys to whom we owe one and brought a sense of Fall Out Boy. Eviljak was the ever present. Over the course of our time here, we made some friends and we stepped on some fungus, stepped on some bugs, and even got our shoes dirty with this steaming pile of monkey excrement. Damned if we haven't had some fun. The PointWith the demise of Walsh the Beloved, "Executive Officer Xanth was installed as Red Ass Commander on an interim basis by Walsh the Beloved, who requested that Xanth forge a new alliance with its own theme and identity. Consequently, on August 5, 2015, the Screaming Red Asses announced their end of existence in an announcement that also declared the rebranding of it as Xanth's new alliance, Stripes." Under Xanth's rule, Jraison, Smurthwaite, Redarmy, Nymph, Eviljak, and JusttrentJohnson ran Stripes into the ground. So, we have decided to say, "It's time to call it quits." Effective immediately, Stripes disbands. This is the opposite of the Band of Brothers, as we may be few but we are not brave. The Alliances Names of Stripes and The Screaming Red Asses are now and forever protected by Wench Lovers and Badasses. Raiders will be nuked. So long suckas, diablo1882001 willww1 Dre4mwe4ver CheeseIceCream Captain Kenway Smurthwaite jraison ChairmanHal Skaullin shakespeare Tasker74 Redarmy justtrentjohnson Xanth asmodeusknight Potato Chip (Walsh The Beloved) Obligatory Gowfanatic is our hero. Heros suck. The End We just torched the roof. The roof - The roof - The roof is on Fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 It was a wild ride. Here's to a new future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Don't let the door hit ya on your way out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Don't let the door hit ya on your way out Go kill yourself (Ill take the warning) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted October 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Go kill yourself (Ill take the warning) Meh. You knew he was going to troll. It's all he has going for himself. He knows all he has is an AA he keeps getting rolled, so he just tries to way around is tiny little epeen. He's pathetic. We, on the other hand, are celebrating a great time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Ding dong the bitch is dead... Congratulations on doing something during your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Meh. You knew he was going to troll. It's all he has going for himself. He knows all he has is an AA he keeps getting rolled, so he just tries to way around is tiny little epeen. He's pathetic. We, on the other hand, are celebrating a great time. If getting hit by a door is a great time, then it explains this announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 To sum this announcement up: Stripes -> PPO URoN -> PPO Both alliance affiliations are protected by PPO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) im very disappointed to see this but not surprised what do you expect when you have an idiot like smurth in gov. Edited October 31, 2015 by Claude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Your friends over at Doom Squad will miss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted October 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) im very disappointed to see this but not surprised what do you expect when you have an idiot like smurth in gov. Says the tech thief. Edited October 31, 2015 by smurthwaite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Also, links 1 and 3 do not link to anywhere (torched the roof & The roof is on Fire!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Says the tech thief. butthurt do something about it coward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted October 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Also, links 1 and 3 do not link to anywhere (torched the roof & The roof is on Fire!) Must have been lost in the C/P. /me shrugs. too much apathy to do anything about it for a dead AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Says the tech thief. Didn't we aid you for free with tech when your EMP wasn't working and you were being wrecked? Tech thief? You are the only 'top tier' nation I recall requesting aid from the lower tier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted October 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 butthurt do something about it coward. Seems like I did, and you are still crying about it. It least there is progress. You aren't denying that you are a tech thief anymore. Remember, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Seems like I did, and you are still crying about it. It least there is progress. You aren't denying that you are a tech thief anymore. Remember, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Did you? tell me how that went... was it you confronting dbdc and dk or the other way around? Don't try to rewrite the past in your favour.. you threatened and were put back in that box you call home. You sir, are a disgrace, a boring relic of the past that keeps lingering around boring people to death. Like your alliance, your credibility has died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejack Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 There is a tradition of fine announcements from SRA ( and the variants that follow ) and this one continues in that vein. It is a shame that such a well crafted missive has been spoiled by such childish wankings. May you find the joy that deserves you along the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 that tradition ended when Walsh was banned It saddens me to see who takes his place now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Guys, it might be best to put your differences to one side and celebrate that Smurth has become a pirate. Send him a piece of eight or loot his grog stash or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabcat Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Sad times :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Fun times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Fun times! We did have a lot of fun but we will still live on in the mouths of all the haters that just can't seem to stop talking about us. We're leaving a legacy behind, Walsh rest his nation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Screamin Red Asses was the best ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Conrad Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 I miss Walsh. He was the walshiest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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