Facade Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Quarterly Report Information Financial InformationASSETS, August 6, 2015Strength: 7,386,070Avg. Strength: 63,129Member States: 117Score: 29.62Infrastructure: 807,837Technology: 795,526Nuclear Weapons: 1,807Significant changes of items in the financial statements, previous quarter (May to August 2015)Strength: +28.0% (5,771,588 to 7,386,070)Avg. Strength: +15.9% (54,449 to 63,129)Score: +27.1% (23.30 to 29.62)Infra/Tech Ratio: -0.211 (1.226 to 1.015)Nuclear Weapons: +30.0% (1,390 to 1,807)Notable HighlightsSanction Status: ACHIEVED.Election of Devilyn Caster as Universal Exports representative.Peak internal trade achieved; New external partners required for further growth.Teapotism secured through general election; Theocratic conversion initiated.Share prices remained high and avoided hostile takeover by aggressive entities.Universal Exports ContactsGibsonator21, MStagger Lee, MMergerberger, 001Charles Stuart, 002Scipio Africanus, 003Chimaera, 004Shurukian, 005James Bond, 007 Edited August 7, 2015 by Facade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Bravo, hail and congrats to all our recent achievements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 What a funny looking group of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Congratulations on being elected boys, I look forward to seeing us move even further forward in the next 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Good news everyone, we didn't die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles the Tyrant Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Universal Exports Contacts Charles Stuart, 002 Chimaera, 004 How is this possible!!!???!!! Edited August 7, 2015 by Charles the Tyrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 This is an investment that is paying off for me. Anyone who is missing out on this financial opportunity is a fool. Invest and join us today. Or not. Fool. :v: * This is an actual customer testimonial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) and here we go Edited August 7, 2015 by Avakael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Looks coupable. I like it. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Those stats :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Congrats to Gibs, Chim and Shuru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Drunk governments is best governments. Words of wisdom to my good friend Gibs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxplayer Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Yeah yeah yeah, congrats MI6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Drunk governments is best governments. Words of wisdom to my good friend Gibs. Trust me, we all drank heavily after the results were posted :P Sup smurth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Trust me, we all drank heavily after the results were posted :P Sup smurth Gonna be fun to watch what Gibs does. Not much. How about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Gonna be fun to watch what Gibs does. Not much. How about you? Just living the dream!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Thanks for the heart attack guys Thought I had been dragged back into gov't without my knowledge. That being said, this is quite the sexy lineup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Whimsical Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 i can't wait to see these signatures again on the surrender terms we sign! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Thanks for the heart attack guys Thought I had been dragged back into gov't without my knowledge. That being said, this is quite the sexy lineup. We wouldn't do that to you. (Yet.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxasm Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I can't help but feel a vague suspicion that this "Universal Exports Inc." thing is some deceptive facade for a more nefarious organization.What exactly is it you export? Is it tech? Please tell me it is tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Did anyone else notice that the first 9 replies to this thread were from MI6 members? :| That said, congratulations on the achievement(s), folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Did anyone else notice that the first 9 replies to this thread were from MI6 members? :| That said, congratulations on the achievement(s), folks! Yea, we failed. We were aiming for the entire first page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I can't help but feel a vague suspicion that this "Universal Exports Inc." thing is some deceptive facade for a more nefarious organization. What exactly is it you export? Is it tech? Please tell me it is tech. Well, no. Maybe. You'd have to ask the gov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opaque Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Congrats to those elected and appointed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Did anyone else notice that the first 9 replies to this thread were from MI6 members? :| That said, congratulations on the achievement(s), folks! The fact that it was only 9 is very disappointing. Next time we will do better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.