The Zigur Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) OFFICIAL KINGDOM OF PAKALOLO PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT IMMORTAN JUNKA ESTABLISHES WORKERS PARADISE Immortan Junka is recrowned with his 2008 Helmet of Order GLORIOUS NEWS! SHEDDING HIS REINCARNATED GUISE AS "TYWIN LANNISTER," JUNKALUNKA HAS CLAIMED THE TITLE OF IMMORTAN, OR IMMORTAL MAN, A WRAITH-PSYKER OF IMMENSE POWER WHO SURVIVED THE ORIGINAL GENOCIDE OF THE HAWAIIAN NATION AND IMPERIAL ASSAULT ALLIANCE BY THE NEW PACIFIC ORDER IN 2008. SINCE THAT TIME, IMMORTAN JUNKA HAS SHOWN INCREDIBLE ADEPTNESS IN SURVIVING EZI, COUPS, BETRAYALS, AND REACTIONARY ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS, ALWAYS ABLE TO RETURN TO FULL STRENGTH WHEN HE WILLS IT. THIS WAS RECENTLY DEMONSTRATED TO ITS FULLEST BY THE KINGDOM'S RECENT NUCLEAR WEAPONS ACCOMPLISHMENTS, UNSEEN SINCE 2008. The workers of the Kingdom construct Wonders of the World in Paradise THE KINGDOM'S GLORIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS ARE DUE TO THE ASSIMILATION OF THE STRONGEST IMMIGRANT POPULATION INTO THE KINGDOM CITIZENRY. IMMIGRANTS TYPICALLY WORK TWO WEEKS BASED OUT OF STATE LABOR CAMPS, WHICH PROVIDE FREE HOUSING AND FOOD IN RETURN FOR 12 HOURS LABOR. AT THE END END OF EACH WORK DAY, WORKERS RELAX WITH STATE-PROVIDED PAKALOLO (CANNABIS) IN ROYAL THEATERS PROVIDING STATE-FUNDED MOVIES AND EXCITING HISTORICAL DOCUMENTARIES. PERIODICALLY, THE CAMPS ARE CLOSED AND THE GOOD WORKERS ARE PAID A CASH BONUS AND ATTEND 5 ROYAL CHURCHES, WHICH COMBINE CHRISTIANITY WITH NATIONALISM. WITH THIS FRAMEWORK ESTABLISHED, MOST IMMIGRANT WORKERS RISE TO FULL CITIZENSHIP AND ARE ASSIMILATED INTO THE SOCIAL NATION. THUS, THE KINGDOM'S CITIZENRY IS EVER EXPANDING, CONSTANTLY AUGMENTED BY THE MOST SUPERIOR IMMIGRANTS. THIS HARDY CITIZENRY TRAINS IN GUERRILLA CAMPS AND PROVIDE A PROUD, HARD TO BREAK ROYAL MILITIA DURING TIMES OF WAR. Edited June 27, 2015 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 I feel like LordofDarkness is going to sue for copyright infringement here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted June 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Nah this is my original style in 2008. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Okay have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Your kingdom is under a freeway bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Your kingdom is under a freeway bridge? Freeways are bourgeoisie. Real men use tepees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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