Opethian the Second Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) A RETURN OF THE MIGHTY PRISM PROTECTION FRONT Hello, planet Bob. Do you still call it that? I have been asleep for a very long time and do not now what the kids are up to these days. Anyway, I am pleased to announce that after a long spirit-slumber, I, the Grand Shark Opethian, Founder of the Prism Protection Front, and all around neat guy have returned to the land of the woken. Because I have slumbered for so long my original body has long since been cast into the void-of-bans and could not be reclaimed. Because of this I required a new physical vessel, and have since possessed the body of an incredibly handsome, athletic and stylish young man who also knows magic. While in possession of this vessel I shall be addressed as Opethian the Second. But enough about me. This is really about the return of the Prism Protection Front (PPF). What is the PPF, you ask? Why only the greatest alliance ever to have graced the charred digital surfaces of planet Bob (I will keep calling it this). The PPF was responsible for at least two major wars in which it was crushed utterly. You may say that sounds a lot like "losing", but we at the PPF are more about the journey that the destination. If we must face complete, embarrassing defeat in order to imbibe upon the delicious nectar of inter-alliance drama then be defeated we shall. The PPF prides itself on independence and an total lack of self-preservation or concept of moderation. That is not to say the PPF believes in blind declarations of war, but rather that we have no fear of the repercussions of war. If the war is just or the cause entertains us sufficiently we will gladly and openly declare a war we know we cannot ultimately win. Defeat is simply a state of mind. That being said, I officially declare the return of the Prism Protection Front to planet Bob and all her subsidiaries. Membership is currently on approval only, as I need time to gauge the current political climate of the land before making any grand moves. For now, you may contact me with any inquiries or concerns and I will have my shark secretary (Sharkretary) get back to you. Ohh yeah, I almost forgot to mention that we at the PPF like sharks. Like, a lot. If you don't like sharks please don't apply. Also, just don't talk to me. EDIT: could I maybe get this moved to the alliance announcements forum. I may have forgotten how to cybernations. Please forgive me, moderator-san. Edited April 6, 2015 by Opethian the Second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Welcome Back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Greetings Opethian, good to see you back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Good to see you back around these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 This is exciting, I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis. Welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Ah, so a meta-game has returned to the OWF: who can hail PPF the hardest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Check your in-game in-box, and welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Welcome back dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 I dig it when old school people return. Welcome back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 I don't know you, but from people's reaction you seem to be a mice guy! All the best :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Check your in-game in-box, and welcome back! Protectoratize him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Stranger Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 I believe this belonged to you: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Can we please have another Shark War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 GET OUT ppf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 We must role WAPA again in honor of your return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) And the mighty ppf empire returns. Welcome back. Edited April 6, 2015 by Starfox101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conistonslim Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 We must role WAPA again in honor of your return. I like the way you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Srqt Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Really glad I picked today to randomly log in. Not sure if you remember me but I always enjoyed your posts thoroughly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 We must role WAPA again in honor of your return. First one to fire off a nuke gets thrown out the alliance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Nice to see you back Opethian. This world needs more PPF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Welcome Back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Good to see you back. You have been missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 A old franchise comes back this summer.I'll reserve my tickets now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian the Second Posted April 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 It is great to see so many old faces around. I look forward to entertaining/frustrating you all in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Griffinin Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Moved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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