Luckao Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Sheep Inc. Declaration of Presence Introduction (The Story So Far) Sheep Inc. would like to take this opportunity to announce its declaration of presence i.e. we're here. Hello. Although we’re a seasoned alliance and celebrate our one-week anniversary today, we feel that we’ve already come so far without even announcing our presence to the world. As Michael Jordan once said,"You must be the change you want to see in the world." With that in mind, we aspired and we've already reached great heights. Here's a brief sample of what we're talking about: Hey, is that Enron? Haha. Good one. All we really know is, we had a pretty successful first week. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of those who made it happen. Unfortunately, stocks have since dwindled, and we now reside at 201. Quality over quantity, right? Right. Nevertheless, we're proud of our achievement and we remain unperturbed by this minor setback. Keep at it, boys! Charter Now, moving onto the official business, here's a charter thing that we drew up earlier. Hey, you cool kids at the back, pay attention! Preamble The Nations of Sheep Inc. in their commitment to the Company and encouraged with the will to renew and strengthen the existing share price, in good times and bad, to serve the shareholder inward and outward and to promote progress and growth, have adopted this Charter. Article I. - The Company The Independent Republic of Orange Nations is a burgeoning company. As such it is established and guided by the principles of oligarchy. Article II. - Profits and the Board of Directors The profitability of the Company is vested with the Board of Directors-as-a-whole. The Board of Directors must, in its exercise to improve profits, preserve and protect the honour, integrity, stability and the well being of the Company with any and all means at its disposal. The Board of Directors-as-a-whole has absolute power over the affairs of the Company, but may at any time and at its discretion delegate certain of these powers and responsibilities. The Board of Directors’ decisions are made by an absolute majority vote, based on the one seat one vote principle. In case of a tie, the CEO of Sheep Inc. casts the deciding vote. Once appointed to the Board of Directors, the individual Board members serve the Company indefinitely or until such time as they tender their resignation. A Sheep Inc. employee is accountable to the Board of Directors-as-a-whole and can be removed forcefully by obtaining a majority vote from the body should the member be deemed to be underperforming in his duties. Article III. - Membership A nation that has applied to join the Company, shall pledge its loyalty and devotion to the Company and to the CEO by submitting a heavy brown envelope with its application. Member nations accept that membership in the Company is incompatible with membership of any other business, and as such forsake all other alliances. Member nations are bound by an oath of confidentiality and may not reveal internal or confidential information regarding the Company to any party outside of the Company. This oath remains in effect even after the member nation ceases to be a member of the Company and is effective from the moment its ruler is granted membership. Article IV. - Violations Any member nation found to be in violation of this Charter, the Sheep Inc. Pledge, Rules of War, any other law of the Company or the spirit inherent therein shall be subject to punitive actions decided on by the Board of Directors at its discretion. Article V. - Charter Changes Changes to the present Charter are subject to the review and at least a 2/3 majority approval of the Board of Directors. Testimonials A glowing testimonial from a man who knows all about life at the top, but, rest easy, Vlad. We're just here for the investors. Anyway, we hosted a cocktail party at the farm on our opening day and we invited some of the world's leaders, both past and present. I used it as an opportunity to get a few words from some of them about Sheep Inc. Here they are: -------------------------------------------------------- “Truth be told, my retirement was prompted by the birth of this new star aka Sheep Inc. The sheer, raw, unadulterated potential made me realise that I needed to step aside and let somebody else keep pace with this rising superpower.” - Dajobo Some kind words from over at the NpO. Thanks Daj. Let’s carry on our journey… -------------------------------------------------------- “Some of the boys came to me and handed in their resignations to make way for their departure to Sheep Inc. Luckily, Sheep Inc. was gracious enough to sign a non-stealing-members pact. Thanks to them.” - Cuba Don’t mention it, Cuba. ------------------------------------------------------ “The wheel, sliced bread... sheep-themed alliances? I think we just made the third great leap.” - Chimaera Glad I don't blush! ------------------------------------------------------ "Deal to supply the winter coats for Pacifica’s next invasion of Polaris?” - Letum Hmmm. Maybe. Have your people call my people. ------------------------------------------------------ “Wait, did you steal and edit our cha…” - The Warrior ------------------------------------------------------ Well, that about wraps up this little announcement. I have an appointment You know how business is. Time is money, money is paper, paper is trees, etc. You've been great. Thanks for your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I like the cut of your jib, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Article I. - The Company The Independent Republic of Orange Nations is a burgeoning company. As such it is established and guided by the principles of oligarchy. Indeed. I enjoy your charter, good sir. It's also good to know that photoshop is not a lost art. Good show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 That's some good photoshop document forgery there Luckao. You almost fooled me. Just watch out for those Scots and the Welsh. You can't hide now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 The Communist Party of Cybernations fully supports all things sheep related, despite it also being corporation related. May your wool stay white and soft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I, for one, am in great need of a new wool coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lews Therin Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 You could have the best theme song on Planet Bob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-oJt_5JvV4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I support Sheep Inc in all its future endeavors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 This is a well done announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 How do I join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 You better watch outThere may be dogs aboutI've looked over Jordan, and I have seenThings are not what they seem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lews Therin Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) You better watch out There may be dogs about I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen Things are not what they seem I still consider that song Roger Waters' greatest lyrical creation. Edited March 8, 2015 by Lews Therin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Same #yolo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 The glass is half full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Still a better military than RnR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm confused and going to sleep... Night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 for some reason, i like everything about the sheep theme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 for some reason, i like everything about the sheep theme Pretty much this. A very well written announcement! You is protecting you guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 brb engineering a statement of protection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Still a better military than RnR Ok Have fun Luckao, we'll miss you though. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 brb engineering a statement of protection Oh great! RnR protection is good protection :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Needs more Pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Needs more Pansy. This has perked my interest :ehm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Red Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Look what you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 This has perked my interest :ehm: Your interest or libido? Im flattered to have teased either.... :ehm: Good to see you ol friend :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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