jaki stirner Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 At long last, the Communist Party Civil War is at a close. Many lives were lost, but in the end, the victors are all those who remained loyal to the true Communist Party. D Vibianto of NEW has given protection to our merry band of tireless warriors. Comrades, I hereby declare the instatement of the New Constitution. Forged from socialist ideals and correcting the mistakes of the past, it will give the alliance protection from the rampant !@#$%baggery, !@#$headedness, and leaders with pissy diapers she has been subject to in the past 7 years. The Communist Party of CyberNations enters a new Era of Peace, Prosperity, and Progress. As the presenter of this New Constitution, I hereby declare myself, the one once known as Demokratikos, Premier of the CPCN in order to guard the Party from internal threats. As Premier, I will serve the Party by rooting out crotchety old men and whiny pissbabies.A communist alliance needs to have efficient democracy, hence the introduction of the Soviet form of revolutionary democracy. There also need to be checks and balances, as the no-fun-allowed Brigade has had too much power in these last years, and the Party is starting to resemble an underfunded retirement home in structure, with leaders being duplicitous buttergolems, and the membership sitting idly by, allowing the same administrators to take pictures of them as they soil their sheets yet again. This new, revitalized Communist Party provides checks against apathy of the people, and poopiness of the leaders. The Political Commissars will be elected by the General Assembly, and can be impeached at any time. Unfortunately, it is necessary to purge the old leadership from the Party, and sentence them to 1 million years gulag. This is no personal insult to you, but is necessary. Also, emergency elections for Political Commissars are to begin immediately.As you all know, the Party was founded because there was a need for a socialist alliance in CN. The traitors of the Old Party have finally capitulated to our demand to abandon the alliance that is rightfully ours, they being too wizened and weak to lead the CN Left. !@#$%baggery is not a Leftist view, it is counterrevolutionary, and is not welcome in our Communist Party.tl;dr the Communist Party of CyberNations is being reformed, the 7-year Communist Party Civil War is at an end, Demokratikos and the Loyalist forces claim victory, NEW gives protection to CPCN. -D Vibianto, NEW -Demokratikos, CPCN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Big shout out to NEW for helping with this. You guys are saints. The revolution will not be televised, the revolution will be brought to you live. ALL HAIL DEMOKRATIKOS Edited March 7, 2015 by Ayatollah Bromeini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Oh, now this is delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckao Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Sheep Inc. Formal Announcement Sheep Inc. would like to announce that it fully supports what is going on here, and that we're also partial to a glass of red every now and then. Thank you for your attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 For great posterity: http://postimg.org/image/uusz7slrf/ We'll have forums soon. Our IRC channel is #CP-CN, since, you know, we're going to be the next big thing and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Sheep Inc. Formal Announcement Sheep Inc. would like to announce that it fully supports what is going on here, and that we're also partial to a glass of red every now and then. Thank you for your attention. I am 100% ok with this Edited March 7, 2015 by Ayatollah Bromeini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 All hail the Loyalists o/ Revolution Triumphs :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Drop me a message, this has caught my attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Will do, sir Franz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soultaker Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 This AA name is under rightful ownership of The International and is not endorsed nor was given permission to be used by INT. All treaties and protection given to it should be viewed as null and void. Expection of joining this AA is that you will be attacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 This AA name is under rightful ownership of The International and is not endorsed nor was given permission to be used by INT. All treaties and protection given to it should be viewed as null and void. Expection of joining this AA is that you will be attacked. Yet you seem to be at Umbrella after forming the AA for a week then joining Umbrella after a long stint at INT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't see any official claim to the CPCN AA anywhere, because one was never made. You can "claim" it all you want, but it's ours, and we have protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 This is pretty low, Trotsky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 At least no one will ever have to ask with a serious face why lolcommies exsists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 At least no one will ever have to ask with a serious face why lolcommies exsists. Why do lolcommies "exsists" (as you put it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyHero Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't see any official claim to the CPCN AA anywhere, because one was never made. You can "claim" it all you want, but it's ours, and we have protection. Why hasn't NEW posted in here if they are protecting you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) I posted a screen shot earlier in the thread. NEW isn't the most active at the moment, but Vibi green-lighted it. You're more than welcome to message Vibi if there are any second guesses Edited March 7, 2015 by Ayatollah Bromeini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) All hail the Loyalists o/ Revolution Triumphs :D Led by someone who betrayed the LSF and left you hanging out to dry, and you're applauding this? That's weird even for lolCommies. This AA name is under rightful ownership of The International and is not endorsed nor was given permission to be used by INT. All treaties and protection given to it should be viewed as null and void. Expection of joining this AA is that you will be attacked. Despite what Trotsky says, this is rather strongly implied in the International's formation announcement. Dang, even I knew that. EDIT: I should also mention that in 2009 Comrade Trotsky was implicated in an attempt to goad Nordreich and the International into war with one another. INT extracted their pound of flesh. We did not. (But mayhaps we shall.) Edited March 7, 2015 by kingzog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaki stirner Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 This AA name is under rightful ownership of The International and is not endorsed nor was given permission to be used by INT. All treaties and protection given to it should be viewed as null and void. Expection of joining this AA is that you will be attacked. GO DIRECTLY TO GULAG DO NOT PASS MEANS OF PRODUCTION DO NOT COLLECT PRODUCT OF YOUR LABOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Why hasn't NEW posted in here if they are protecting you? I can verify NEWs protection. Not sure why vibi hasn't posted himself.. Vibi and CPCNs current govt have a long relationship from the first iteration of BFF and the NEW/Int treaty that accompanied that. If someone does have a legitimate issue with CPCN I highly suggest they go speak to NEW as its possible they were not aware of potential tensions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Led by someone who betrayed the LSF and left you hanging out to dry, and you're applauding this? That's weird even for lolCommies. Despite what Trotsky says, this is rather strongly implied in the International's formation announcement. Dang, even I knew that. I'm not the leader, just a fellow traveler. Interesting take on what happened during the LSF-NoR war, though. If you would care to re-read INT's formation thread, it is not implied at all. Geli-boo asked for a grace period to allow former CPCN members safe passage to the new AA. Nothing more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) I can verify NEWs protection. Not sure why vibi hasn't posted himself.. Vibi and CPCNs current govt have a long relationship from the first iteration of BFF and the NEW/Int treaty that accompanied that. If someone does have a legitimate issue with CPCN I highly suggest they go speak to NEW as its possible they were not aware of potential tensions. I told Vibi that ex-INT members weren't very keen on this and would likely be sore, and that they claimed the AA despite it never being made official. Like he said in the screen shot above, he wanted me to throw it up with his sig. I linked him this thread, so he may drop in. Edited March 7, 2015 by Ayatollah Bromeini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyHero Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I told Vibi that ex-INT members weren't very keen on this and would likely be sore, and that they claimed the AA despite it never being made official. Like he said in the screen shot above, he wanted me to throw it up with his sig. I linked him this thread, so he may drop in. What screenshot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 EDIT: I should also mention that in 2009 Comrade Trotsky was implicated in an attempt to goad Nordreich and the International into war with one another. INT extracted their pound of flesh. We did not. (But mayhaps we shall.) I would like to point out that this was StalinTrotsky, not I. Go play with someone elses flesh and mind your own bees wax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 What screenshot? http://postimg.org/image/uusz7slrf/ Is it not showing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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