hartfw Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 The new seasons sucked (comparatively). We're not going to make that mistake. Enjoy your reruns. "I'm Afraid I Just Blue Myself - The Are You My Cousin? Accords" A Bob Loblaw Treaty Now the story of two wealthy alliances that have everything, and the one piece of paper which has no purpose but to keep them all together. Article I - No Touching Both parties agree that no touching is to occur between nations. Wars and other means of conflict are to be avoided at all cost between the two undersigned alliances. No touching! No touching! No touching! Article II - That's Why You Always Leave a Note Notes are a vital way to ensure communications between friends, and to make sure all limbs remain intact. Both parties agree to assist the other in parenting issues which may include but are not limited to incidents involving foods, cars, and boats. Article III - Sister Is My New Mother, Mother And is it me or is she looking hotter? Friendship and two way communication are vital to each party. Both alliances agree to be friendly and cordial and to resolve any potential disputes via private communications. Article IV - AHHHHHHHHHH GENE!!! Isn't he the best? Or is he just an idiot with balloons? When information worthy of being passed onto Gene Parmesan is discovered by either alliance, it becomes an obligation to pass on said information to the other alliance. GENE PARMESAN!!! Article V - There Is Always Money in the Banana Stand Both parties agree that burning down the Banana Stand is to be forbidden. Economic assistance and cooperation is encouraged to foster greater relations. We really can't make this more clear. Article VI - I Don't Understand The Question And I Won't Respond Whether or not it is a plate or platter is irrelevant. Both alliances agree to not explain this treaty to anyone. Article VII - Watch Out For Loose Seals! Swimming is dangerous. In the event of finding Lucille, Lucille Too, a Loose Seal, or any other dangerous encounter, either alliance can request the assistance of the other party. Fulfilling the request is not entirely optional - but neither is family. Just don't become a monster! Article VIII - Take To The Sea! Upon realizing the wise counsel of Barry Zuckerkorn, all future meeting shall be held in international waters. Should potential aggressive actions be discussed at these sea-born meetings, either party can opt to join in on the fun. It is international waters after all. Article IX - I've Made A Huge Mistake I've made a huge mistake. Maybe even the biggest little mistake I've ever made. Or even a huge tiny mistake. I don’t want no part of each other's tight-ass country-club. Say goodbye to these! Article X - Army Had A Half Day, Mother Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to. Should this treaty be dissolved, there will be a 72 hour additional Non-Aggression Pact added to the treaty in order to binge watch Arrested Development again, and to collect all of our medals. Article XI - The Man Inside Me Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Nothing wrong with that. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time. Sengoku guarantees the New Pacific Order no more than five Red Senators. The New Pacific Order guarantees Sengoku no more than five Pink Senators. Signed For the New Pacific Order, Letum, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Dungeon Master of Order Frawley, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order SeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order Signed For Sengoku, hartfw Emperor autosave36 Shogun Schad Daimyo of Foreign Affairs Auctor Daimyo of War Petro Daimyo of Finance Konrad Curze Daimyo of Communications han fei zi Daimyo of Develpoment Rogal Dorn Kensei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Frawley's oppressin' again :psyduck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frawley Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Hail Sengoku! Good to see this go up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 o/ to us all :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Congrats you two. That is one wacky text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Congrats :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Congratulations :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petro Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 A lot of people have taken the time to send us messages that have been very helpful when it comes to our treaty partners NPO. Rest assured however, Sengoku is aware of their past. We know them to be a peaceful alliance with no intention of oppressing anyone. It is just shameful to us and all good the good people of Planet Bob that anyone would talk about NPO in this way. All Hail Frawly... I mean hartfw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frawley Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Frawley's oppressin' again :psyduck: Anytime for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Love this, congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qazzian Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 o/ our allies in Sengoku. You're some fantastic people, and I look forward to oppressing like it's 2007 working alongside you for years to come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxasm Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I am very happy to see this announced.o/ Sengoku A lot of people have taken the time to send us messages that have been very helpful when it comes to our treaty partners NPO. Rest assured however, Sengoku is aware of their past. We know them to be a peaceful alliance with no intention of oppressing anyone. It is just shameful to us and all good the good people of Planet Bob that anyone would talk about NPO in this way. All Hail Frawly... I mean hartfw. We are aware of the messages they have been sending you, and have been happy to talk to you lots about it. We're no longer an alliance of jackbooted thugs, and we have no intent to return to that. Why would we oppress anyone, especially you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Inb4 NPO joins AZTEC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 A lot of people have taken the time to send us messages that have been very helpful when it comes to our treaty partners NPO. Rest assured however, Sengoku is aware of their past. We know them to be a peaceful alliance with no intention of oppressing anyone. It is just shameful to us and all good the good people of Planet Bob that anyone would talk about NPO in this way. All Hail Frawly... I mean hartfw. <3 Petro :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Inb4 NPO joins AZTEC. did they not say that about NPO joining C&G too ? lmao .. actually was it not you for that as well ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 did they not say that about NPO joining C&G too ? lmao .. actually was it not you for that as well ? C&G turned into good dogs, at least with AZTEC I expect Pacifica to have to treat them like genuine partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 C&G turned into good dogs, at least with AZTEC I expect Pacifica to have to treat them like genuine partners. I'm somewhat offended but not enough to go into a huge detailed response as to why I'm offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I'm somewhat offended but not enough to go into a huge detailed response as to why I'm offended. In order to be offended, one would have to take Mogar seriously, and who among us is prepared to make that kind of effort? Congratulations on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Shinnra Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I am feeling a bit dogmatic about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted February 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I'm somewhat offended but not enough to go into a huge detailed response as to why I'm offended, unless NPO tells me to. Totally understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 C&G turned into good dogs, at least with AZTEC I expect Pacifica to have to treat them like genuine partners. Well dogs are mans best freind and loyal to a fault and i will take that loyalty anytime <3 C&G and all our allies that our loyal through thick and thin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Let's see... NPO back to their old oppressive ways.. Sengoku is the victim this time around... NPO will march 1000 members into war in about 10 months. Congrats to my allies in NPO and congrats to Sengoku for making new friends o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 C&G turned into good dogs, at least with AZTEC I expect Pacifica to have to treat them like genuine partners. Yup, with the ebil empire you're either a good lapdog, a meatshield, a puppet or a good entertainer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbasmehdi Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 congratz you two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Blitzkrieger Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Micro oppression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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