ShadowDragon Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 (edited) Greetings believers, friends, and heretics, Now that we've returned to a state of peacefulness & enhanced laziness from our previous state of cactus killer machine. Like so... --> ...I come before you all today for a most sanctimonious announcement. We are here to announce the most amazing and ever changing elder tribesman of the great Florida Cactus Alliance.In a most shocking turn of events and a general show of apathy and approval towards the current state of the insanity in the Random Insanity Alliance every single incumbent was re-elected without even a challenger. Thus, as per tradition, we made up random objects for everyone to run and lose against. For Triumvir, we saw im317 (the incumbent) go against a cat. Running on the platform of ending dog privilege in the alliance, the cat won with 57.1% of the vote. For Head of Recruitment, in the most official election of dester55 (the incumbent) vs. a llama (the challenger), we saw the llama win a landslide 66.7% of the voe. For Head of Foreign Affairs, brian (the incumbent) completely forgot to announce his intention to re-run so the government was forced to do some paperwork and choose him for the position. For Head of Economics, we (surprisenly) saw cctmsp13 trimpuh over the Rainbow Sheep () with 55.6% of the vote. This shows his popularly as Viceroy of the RIA for the past several years in that he is able to even overcome the mighty Rainbow Sheep. For Head of Military Operations, we saw biofantic (the incumbent) face off against the dancing banana () and the dancing banana with guns (). In a not so shocking twist the dancing banana with guns won with 50% of the votes. For Head of Internal Affairs, we saw Croix (the incumbent) face off against Cool Spot (). Cool Spot was able to come ahead with 57.1%. For Captain Planet, we saw a close race between Leo, Moth, and Shadow with Moth & Shadow tying with 37.5% each. Thus both become joint Captain Planet for the next two months. Additionally, we also had elections for the im317, Moth, and Shadow of the alliance in which Leo, Shadow, and Moth won respectively. Don't worry, we don't even know what that means either.Thus our government continues being run by emoticons and remains as follows:Triumvirate XII:im317 - Ogaden - ShadowCabinet XCVII:Head of Economics:cctmsp13Head of Foreign Affairs:BrianHead of Internal Affairs:CroixHead of Military Operations:biofanticHead of Recruitment:dester55 Special Advisiors47 & 48th Captain Planets:Joint Moth & ShadowCactus EmeritusAgent LemonDelta1212HyperonicMothShadow SlayerThunder StrikeFloridian Tribal ElderApophis775JenneGod EmperorShadowQueenaithnePrince of DarknessJenneViceroycctmsp13LeoHyperonicim317Leo MothShadow ShadowMothtl;drfree bacon at http://rialliance.net/index.php Edited February 1, 2015 by ShadowDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 This can't be legit, I was promised Ogaden's reign of terror was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Democracy fails again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 It always amazes me how so much can be said about absolutely nothing happening. Congrats on 'winning' again, Ogaden et al! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 It always amazes me how so much can be said about absolutely nothing happening. Congrats on 'winning' again, Ogaden et al! Way to be a party pooper Looking good RIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 No Mogar? this is fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arentak Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 I came for llamas and left dissapointed. Maybe I can make it better for those who come after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 No Mogar? this is fake. I'm still Minister of Mogar Affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWAT128 Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 This is the worst government ever. It needs more SWAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orville Reginbacher Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Keep up the good work RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Love me some cactuses. Especially juiced. :ehm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 I don't believe thirresultts to be valid. As this election was held in Florida these hace got to be last elections results and you have only now managed to count and tally them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 I hold you accountable for bacon. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 to grow a cactuar:1 pot of soil (or ground)1 cactus1,000 pounds of pure american steelwater occasionally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Congratulations to the various emoticons and the (unfortunately absent) RIA_FA_BOT that would have beaten brian had he actually run. May the reign of the illegitimate, human government be prosperous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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