Unknown Smurf Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 The following announcement has been translated by Janarks babel fish emporium! Get yours for 50% off at our NEW location near the Restaurant at the End of the Universe! BZZT. BZZT. BZZZZZZZZT. ALERT! The following is a message from NOAA! ALERT! The following is an emergency weather broadcast! ALERT! We are expecting SEVERE winter weather which may temporarily halt construction along the interstellar bypass. The Vogons have projected this NEWKular winter to last many moons. Alert! This has been an emergency weather broadcast. BZZZZZZZZT! BZZT! BZZT... Tl;Dr Kaskus is going to hit MHA at some point in the future. I hope we didn't screw ourselves over by giving them time to prepare. :popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Well considering they're in a losing war currently, I don't think there is a whole bunch they can do to prepare for such an event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalap Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 A fun announcement I can appreciate, though it's the first time I hear Vogons can be bothered by a bit of nasty weather :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katamaristan Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Time for haiku! Kaskus approaches Destructor fleets get prepared Winter is coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) Don't panic Trustworthy towel in hand Destruction! Edited January 2, 2015 by berbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue C Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Did you book in advance? If not, remember to pre-book on returning to your own time. Remember it IS at the END of the UNIVERSE! And when can we expect you? Don't want the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters to start getting warm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) The coming of the Great White Handkerchief is at hand! o/ Kaskus Edited January 2, 2015 by Big Ego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Good God, Smurf! What sort of madman telegraphs his blitz before it happens?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue C Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 The coming of the Great White Handkerchief at hand! o/ Kaskus Indeed!.... But just to be clear... Creator of the universe as claimed by adherents of the faith on planet Viltvodle VI. Their legend has it that the universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, and they thus "live in perpetual fear of the time they call 'The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.'"....H2G2 ...and not (I presume) any suggestion of a premature surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 No, I wasn't suggesting you surrender. Not yet anyway, you still need to be wiped clean! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einer Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 So I guess this was a DOW, judging by the lack of a separate thread? FYI, I have another war slot opening up at midnight, in case you require a third alliance to handle my cybernational puissance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Been there, done that, got the shirt. Have fun Kaskus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Burn Baby Burn,,,o/ Kaskus o/ NEW That facebook post looks very familar... :v: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I bet this is a diversion, to throw off the scent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalap Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 (edited) So I guess this was a DOW, judging by the lack of a separate thread? Well they said they were going to hit. Now they have hit. That means we are at war with Kaskus and no forther declarations are needed. Light hurdles glurbaciously into its blargretched churl *ulp* froom, so humble trips the omplotched strep slowly, fromp Kaskus comes frelchingly Light spreads in grulchropping clots *erp* glum, glibed and wasted into swumpargulous swirl spews forth from blargretched churl stripped of all slarfgorbid whirl ...and ulsping It seems so ragglemurspic You better believe it. Edited January 3, 2015 by jalap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue C Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 now dawns the swatchous day brief turgidly stands the row forward into baldness and termititude Unlit by candlestar nor fission Whereupon the noxious waste calls green And all is erasified. recall only we were the primary Fallopian visitors And all else is singular pixilation. Tl;dr. I got in first and hope I don't get nuked too badly.. But it is only pixels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scytale Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Oh darn. More paperwork... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Vibianto Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 i couldn't hold this more longer.. :smug: Selamat bergabung Kaskus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I have been preoccupied with other targets and other fronts. But when my anarchy is over I am coming for you Kaskus in defense of the Mostly Harmless Alliance. I am a bit surprised that I am the first one to counter you guys as it has been a few weeks since your amusing declaration. Better late than never. Delusions of Grandeur is here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I see about as many MHA counter-declarations as Kaskus declarations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Yes, the Mostly Harmless Alliance is fighting Kaskus. I was referring to myself and others that hold defensive treaties with the hitchhikers that have not activated said treaties even with three weeks of opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalap Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Thanks for coming in, Scorn :) Now our allies aren't in a position to come to assistance on the battlefied. They either are in the war very deep already, or on the other side. One ally did try to help us out here, that was much appreciated, even if it didn't work out in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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