Greatest Mothers Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) "She's the only thing that stands between your family and the absolute horror""Help her to defend our Holy Mothersland!!! Join today mass-military service!!!""Sometimes wymyn are lucky, and they can really choose their destiny. What will be your choice?""Choose your destiny!!! Join today mass-military service!!!" Edited December 19, 2014 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted December 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 (edited) To: Greatest Mothers From: Jack Black Date: 12/14/2014 8:16:22 AM Subject: Nuclear Attack Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by Jack Black. You lost 14129 soldiers, 247 defending tanks, 1 cruise missiles, 165.258 miles of land, 42.025 technology, 165.258 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation. To: Greatest Mothers From: Jack Black Date: 12/17/2014 12:09:36 AM Subject: Nuclear Attack Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by Jack Black. You lost 12511 soldiers, 334 defending tanks, 1 cruise missiles, 164.951 miles of land, 26.503 technology, 164.951 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation. To: Jack Black From: Greatest Mothers Date: 12/17/2014 5:33:28 PM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 2,086 soldiers and 407 tanks. You killed 927 soldiers and 11 tanks. Their forces razed 23.939 miles of your land, stole 5.019 technology, and destroyed 20.075 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. To: Greatest Mothers From: Jack Black Date: 12/18/2014 4:24:30 PM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Jack Black. You lost 2,477 soldiers and 255 tanks. You killed 2,570 soldiers and 717 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,058,694.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. To: Greatest Mothers From: Jack Black Date: 12/18/2014 4:24:37 PM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Jack Black. You lost 1,259 soldiers and 263 tanks. You killed 1,413 soldiers and 15 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,019,244.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. To: Jack Black From: Greatest Mothers Date: 12/19/2014 10:46:51 AM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 1,099 soldiers and 3 tanks. You killed 1,579 soldiers and 10 tanks. Their forces razed 17.433 miles of your land, stole 5.014 technology, and destroyed 20.056 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. To: Jack Black From: Greatest Mothers Date: 12/18/2014 1:24:45 AM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 514 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 1,157 soldiers and 357 tanks. Their forces razed 18.714 miles of your land, stole 5.024 technology, and destroyed 20.095 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. To: Jack Black From: Greatest Mothers Date: 12/18/2014 1:22:34 AM Subject: Forces Returned Home Message: Greatest Mothers has attempted to attack your nation with overwhelming ground forces with battle odds greater than 95%. What troops you had deployed have been automatically returned home to prepare your defenses. If your opponent maintains greater than 95% battle odds and attempts to attack you further today you will not be able to retain any tanks that you may purchase. To avoid automatic redeployment of your forces in the future you must keep enough defending forces to maintain adequate defenses at all times. To: Jack Black From: Greatest Mothers Date: 12/19/2014 10:47:38 AM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 786 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 1,769 soldiers and 6 tanks. Their forces razed 16.742 miles of your land, stole 5.016 technology, and destroyed 20.066 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. Edited December 20, 2014 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted December 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 (edited) Winter Solstice Holy Celebration The most desidered gifts that year Coil Gun - the preferred of everyone! "A Coil Gun is a womyn's best friend!"A litography with the "Broken Hourglass" division symbol - the most desidered gift among schoolgirls!FX90 - submachine gun/assault rifle hybrid - a must to have!Labrys - a great classic!Extract from an article of the popular femocratic digital magazine "Viva" Edited December 20, 2014 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 (edited) To: Greatest Mothers From: Jack Black Date: 12/18/2014 4:23:08 PM Subject: Nuclear Attack Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by Jack Black. You lost 4677 soldiers, 117 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 150.047 miles of land, 20.065 technology, 163.965 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation. To: Greatest Mothers From: Jack Black Date: 12/20/2014 12:20:54 AM Subject: Nuclear Attack Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by Jack Black. You lost 6949 soldiers, 165 defending tanks, 1 cruise missiles, 143.370 miles of land, 14.415 technology, 163.278 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.https://youtube.com/watch?v=GZaP0TgOpighttps://youtube.com/watch?v=v35ykPwf9-whttps://youtube.com/watch?v=3jRaG7r1n0U To: Jack Black From: Greatest Mothers Date: 12/20/2014 1:51:20 PM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 1,873 soldiers and 514 tanks. You killed 2,621 soldiers and 52 tanks. Their forces razed 19.022 miles of your land, stole 5.019 technology, and destroyed 20.074 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. Now let's sing our anthem!https://youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ Edited December 21, 2014 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted December 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) WAR IS OVER!!! VICTORY!!!https://youtube.com/watch?v=ADApWRBg8_M (the real version is meant as singed by a chorus of schoolgirls, not by a man!!!) EXTRACT FROM THE VERY POPULAR FEMOCRATIC DIGITAL MAGAZINE "VIVA", SPECIAL "VICTORY ISSUE": Amazons of the glorious "Broken Hourglass" division, that setted up a new record: more than 44 enemy soldiers killed for each Amazon loss. Amazons of "Witchwind" division - the most feared by the enemies! The new model of battlesuit, experimented with great success during the battles against Blackstorm - already authorized for mass-adoption. The kiss - flagship "Stikla" is just returned in Labrys' port... "The corner of humourism - funny, absurd, lies, from our enemies' propaganda!": "The self-proclaimed Empress of Peace is an anti-human psychopathic dictatrix. She will tolerate no truth, no reason, and no humanity. The so-called Empress of War is even worse..." "I was shocked by the power of their counter-attacks: we were sure to win after our initial nuclear offensive, now I just realized we were lucky" "I've see a city occupied by the infamous Broken Hourglass division - men were immediatly killed, and men were the most lucky..." "Femocratics are like wild feral blood-hungry animals" "After seeing Femocratics in action, our male veterans are now scared to date our women: it's a new mental disease, called Femocratic Syndrome, and it hurts even women: our women are now more afraid by an unknown taller woman than by an unknow man when they walk alone in dark streets" "Krampus is that German folktale that if you were naughty, then this satan-like thing comes and abducts you and rapes you for the rest of eternity...now we have a new folktale, even more scary, about Femocratics...""Walking towards the heart of the Reich" - painting by Myra Zoe Kari."Enemy Blood - the ultimate beauty treatment for wymyn's skin! Original recipe based on real enemies' blood!" Edited December 22, 2014 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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