Producers vs Parasites: The filthy history of Lulzism

[The Zigur]

If not contained, Lulzism and Chaos threatens the very existence of this world

 
Lulzism is a word that has come back into fashion with the rise of DBDC and their aggression against the civilized world, however, it is not a new concept. Indeed, Lulzism is one of our world's oldest scourges, having manifested itself many times throughout the ancient world. The first major manifestation took the form of /b/, a green team alliance with roots in a barbarous and chaotic foreign entity (ooc=4chan).
 

/b/ Motto: lol death, also dongs.

 
At this time in history, the lulzists were open in their outwardly appearance and felt they had nothing to hide. Notice that the official flag of /b/ makes little sense to the casual observer; combining elements from several different sources without any sense of larger meaning or purpose. Indeed, this reflected the deteriorated mental state of /b/tards, who were short-sighted in purpose, incapable of civilized thought and antisocial in character.
 
However, this threat was naturally contained by civilization, as these lulzists had to operate within the same set of physics as the civilized alliances. Eventually, unable to stand before the civilized forces of Order, they disbanded, plastering the CN forums with grotesque lulzist pornographic imagery from the darkest corners of the internet. They would also launch massive attacks against global communications (OOC: Server attacks), an experience many remember vividly to this day.
 

Lulzist Flag of Genmay

 

Following the elimination of the cancerous /b/ from our world, several other lulzist alliances were also defeated and destroyed in the Unjust War. The alliances in this original lulzist coalition included the old GOONS, Genmay, \m/, Mushroom Kingdom, The Phoenix Federation, and Golden Sabres. Of these alliances, \m/ and Genmay disbanded. Because of this, the Lulzists were forced underground for some time, until the fall of the Pacifican Hegemony and the rise of the Mushroom Kingdom "friends>infra" selective patronism.
 
Many of the Lulzists rallied around the Mushroom Kingdom in repeated wars against the New Pacific Order and other civilized alliances. The effect was to set the lower and middle tiers against itself in cyclical wars, while the most cunning, that is the most unscrupulous Lulzists, abandoned their outward image to work a covert agenda in Umbrella. These ambitious parasites predicted that as the producing alliances warred, they could bide their time and grow through trade to someday emerge as a powerful top tier band of rogues.
 
The social value of civilized alliances was completely lost to these Haute tier Lulzists, who's only law is the unrestrained egoism of the individual. It was thus in their interests to break down the borders of alliance sovereignty, destroy the social fabric of alliances and therefore make further exploitation of smaller nations possible. The concept of beauty in social Order is incomprehensible to the Lulzist and will forever remain so.
 

True artistic expression displayed by the New Polar Order

 
The to-be nations of DBDC took a radical position against Civilization and Order. Unrestrained self indulgence, rejection of higher values, the use of "creative annihilation" and the destruction and usurpation of the works of others, and base materialism and the rejection of higher social ideals formed the foundation of their worldview. To them, success is in destroying fruitful and healthy alliances while exalting themselves in the eyes of others as Gods.
 

Doombird Doomcave, the ultimate expression of Lulzist Aggression

 
After many years of exploiting the chaos sown among the civilized alliances weakened by war and exodus, several Umbrella nations had gathered massive riches and nation strength, capable of declaring hundreds of thousands of nation-strength down. They splintered from Umbrella to form the Doombird Doomcave. They tested their strength last year against the peaceful, neutral alliance of The Democratic Order along with Mushqaeda rogues that had splintered from the Mushroom Kingdom.
 
The fate of each class fragment was quite different. Civilized alliances naturally objected to Mushqaeda's attack against TDO, and over a period of a couple weeks many alliances and volunteers quickly crushed this overt Lulzist uprising. However, because of the exploitation of the upper tier weakness in physics, DBDC escaped punishment for their attack and grew emboldened, beginning with "raids" against civilized alliances before outright declaring war upon civilization and the intention of extinguishing alliances like Polaris and her allies forever.
 

Degenerated Lulzist artistic expression does not make much sense to civilized nations

 
How do we explain these feverish fantasies of hopelessly sick minds? To find our answer, we must return to an analysis of the original /b/ flag displayed earlier.
 

Left: /b/ flag inset; Right: Symbol of Chaos

 

The similarity between the two symbols is plain to see: Lulzism is the expression of Chaos in our world. Lulzists like DBDC intend to spread chaos throughout our world by attacking the institutions that many of us find sacred: the Casus Belli, the Alliance Treaty, the concept of mutually respected alliance sovereignty. Beginning with their raiding, and continuing through the use of unspecified treaties, DBDC uses the nation strength they have horded to instill further chaos in our world.
 
The result is to be the same as what followed the fall of the Hegemony: Global Instability and the exodus of more civilized rulers from our world. Should they have their way, alliances like Polaris, Sparta, SNX, and ultimately others including NPO and the neutral alliances, would be extinguished. As they currently lack the ability to purge stronger civilized alliances, they do the next best thing, using deception to set civilized alliances at war with one another to weaken both, as happened when the conspired to have Kaskus attack MI6.
 
People without experience often let themselves be deceived by these agents of Chaos, only to learn the hard way later on. They will always be parasitical entities exploiting productive civilized alliances.
 

Emperor Dajobo takes a stand against Lulzist Aggression and Chaotic Perversions

 

However, there is hope for the civilized alliances of Planet Bob. After a year of aggression and tyranny, Emperor Dajobo struck back, issuing a decree that those who supply DBDC terrorists with tech are themselves terrorists subject to attack by the soldiers of Polaris. As the God King CubaQuerida has declared eternal war against Polaris and civilization, it will take years for them to be contained, but for the liberation of free alliances from Lulzist tyranny, it will be worth it!
 

Will you join the fight against Lulzism?

[King William]

A picture is worth a thousand words. Yet you still included plenty of those too.

I might be convinced. Could you expand on it though?

Edited December 7, 2014 by King William

[Avakael]

Can you at least use the full brrd in the "true artistic expression" category

[WarriorSoul]

Lulzism is a word that has come back into fashion

 

You lost me right here.

[Auctor]

The correct term is "cowboys". We're cowboys. Yee haw.

[Hereno]

4/5

thanks for all the lulz

[conistonslim]

This post is hidden because you have chosen to ignore posts by Tywin Lannister. View it anyway?

 

 

Greatest feature on these forums, more of you should use it. :)

[WarriorSoul]

The correct term is "cowboys". We're cowboys. Yee haw.

 

You are lulzist scum and terrorists.

 

That's enough out of you.

[kalev60]

Degenerated Lulzist artistic expression does not make much sense to civilized nations. To be brutally honest with you Tywin, neither does a hulked out Homer breaking through a red carpet which was meant to be walked on. But maybe i am just not civilized enough to get it. 

[Malik Shabazz]

 

Stop it Tywin.

[YOLO SWAG]

The correct term is "cowboys". We're cowboys. Yee haw.

 

Now he's going to make Wyatt Earp memes.

[The Big Bad]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Edited December 7, 2014 by The Big Bad

[TBRaiders]

Way to go, Billy.

[Griff]

Take a drink every time the word "civilized" is mentioned.

 

 

 

Not responsible for any hospital bills.

[Icewolf]

Given the Lulzist MK (as identified by you) merged into your bestest buds TOP, who are currently leaving NpO to burn at the hands of various non-lulzist (by your definition) alliances, and given that the non-Lulzist Sparta (as identified by you) were involved in trying to turn various non-lulzist alliances (again by your definition) against each other, is it possible that you are just talking rubbish?

Also please stop using faux-french badly translated from German to make political statements in Planet bob...it hurts. It physically hurts.

[Margrave]

Blood for the Blood God, you high and mighty, nose in the air Penguin. When your nation is left in ruins and your words are ashes in your mouth, I'll invite you to write another wordy essay; We'll call it "Ascension Via The Unjust Path".

Edited December 7, 2014 by Margrave

[Dcrews]

Billy Madison was one of the favorite movies in my nation too.

Edited December 7, 2014 by Dcrews

[Geerland]

okay you are actually on drugs

[The Warrior]

The only reason worth visiting this thread is for the Billy Madison references.

[The Zigur]

okay you are actually on drugs

In the Kingdom of Pakalolo, Cannabis is not classified as a drug, but rather a holy herb.

[Buzz Lightyear]

Why do you feel the need to post the same thing over and over again? You dont even bother presenting it differently. Just stop. Posting repeatedly wont make people all of a sudden start caring about it.

[Unknown Smurf]

Convincing the world that he didn't exist was the Devils greatest feat.

Making an enemy of Tywin was DBDCs greatest feat.

[TBRaiders]

Making an enemy of Tywin was DBDCs greatest feat.

He is our single greatest non-ally.  True story.

[Homura]

Lulz will rule the world so long as Lulz has charisma and power. While it is my firm belief that most alliances are nothing more than rubbish and should be wiped off the planet for ever, and most of the so-called Lulz fall right into this category, the onus is on any aspiring political philosopher or leader to tell the world how they benefit from turning their guns against Doombird Doomcave instead of, say, the International or GATO or the New Polar Order. If you wish to rally the world, you must speak to their values. Nobody takes risks for abstract codswallop like civilised versus non-civilised alliances.

[Mogar]

Sakura, the one known as Tywin does not know how to speak to values, he knows how to make up faux philosophical garb with bourgeoisie being used frequently, it is good to see you back on our plane once more though.