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ooc: Oh.. thats good to hear, about the "nobody is offended" part. I'm against discrimination as well, My nation follows the ideology of autocracy so I thought I would set it to be as "cruel as it gets." violating human rights and all. XD

OOC: the most interesting roleplays are evil, I think. People usually roleplays things and behaviors very different (sometimes even opposite) from their real lifes.

IC: "HUMAN RIGHTS"??? AN OUTDATED PATRIARCHAL BUNCH OF SILLY IDEAS!!! We have "Womyn Rights", and we don't support "animal rights"!!! Edited by Greatest Mothers
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FROM
The Empress of Peace
TO
Queen Peggy Inga

Our secret service intercepted a strange message, unknown source, from your territory...
"Maundering misandrists muzzled"
And no more.
The source of this message is unknown, and also the meaning.
We suppose it's about a massive terroristical attack against your propaganda machine.
Please confirm.

OOC: that's "intersectional" roleplay, I suppose :-)

*BEEEP*

WHAT'S THAT??? "MISANDRISTS"???

IT'S A LIE!!!

MISANDRY IS THE HATRED OR DISLIKE OF MEN!!!

I HAVE AN ENORMOUS  HAREM FULL OF MEN AND...OOOPS! EXCUSE ME!!! AN EMBARASSING ERROR!!! I MEAN: "I HAVE SOME HUSBANDS TO TAKE CARE OF"

HOW CAN BE POSSIBLE I'M A MISANDRIST???

I DON' T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

 

END OF COMMUNICATIONS!!!

 

*she forget to close the channel*

 

THOSE *BEEEP* OF "WOMEN AGAINST FEMALE SUPER-SUPREMACISM" JUST TAKE OVER ANOTHER PROPAGANDA STATION!!!
IT'S THE FIFTH IN A WEEK!!!
AND NOW THEY ARE EVEN TRANSMITTING AGAINST US!!!
I WANT AN IMMEDIATE CARPET BOMBING ON THE MAJOR CITIES OF NORTH GERMANY!!! A MASSIVE RETALIATION!!!
THOSE JERKS WILL SEE THAT WE ARE NOT HERE TO JOKE!!!
 
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The forces of the Holy Empire storms the Capitol, Teutonicus Empire's Central HQ; the Reichstag, and possible hiding place of Symczyk

A volley of artillery fire hit the building multiple times. The Codex Custodum, the Imperial Guard's book of strategy, dubbed this tactic as, "Heavy Rain."

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"Wait for the signal to advance, comrades." the commissar said. After 3 minutes, a whistle was heard blowing. "ADVANCE!!!!!" the commissar screamed. "This is it my brothers. The last line of defense of the Cursed Teutonicus Empire. They will pay for the massacre they have done back in Stratus. It is time for our revenge to enact. Just like our past comrade, Cern Strife once said while still a part of the Stratus Resistance before dying in Teutonicus's hands, 'Some day comrades, someday, what happened here will happen in their lands, with their people, their blood.' now here we are, at the black heart of the Teutonicus Empire, to have our revenge!"

Several Imperial Guardsmen sprung out and starts shooting and advancing to the Reichstag
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They swarm to the Reichstag, though during the "Storm Tactic" many guardsmen died, they did however stormed inside the Reichstag.

They sing the national anthem while attacking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJdkwejCLYU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFndy8TjIsA#t=74

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FROM
The Empress of Peace
TO
Monte Cristo

There's some chance you'll have to deal with Sisterhood of Pain troops too.
With their towering height they usually scare men.
We have a secret division just south of Germania: without battlesuits, and with typical Sisterhood of Pain weapons. Officially, they're terrorists of Women against Female Super-Supremacism. In fact they're good Femocratic Amazons, especially trained to pacifically deal with men. Your troops shouldn't be too scared by them, because our daughters are, on average, just only 7 feet tall, and haven't cybernetical implantations.
If you need help, don't hesitate to ask.
Just a little suggestion, if you'll accept our aid: please tell to your troops to never even try to touch them, or things will become immediatly...a little problematic...you know, it's a capital offence for us (even the Amazon would be severely punished if she wouldn't react)...also, our daughters, since are under cover, haven't their traditional swords, so they cannot simply wash the offence with an individual duel, and by so they're enforced to open fire (in Femocratic Lands revenge is not a right, it's a duty)...last time such thing happened we lost more than 300 Amazons, and our former male secret allies an half brigade...
If you're interested, I can give even more informations, especially about their commandrix.

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MISANDRY IS THE HATRED OR DISLIKE OF MEN!!!
I HAVE AN ENORMOUS HAREM FULL OF MEN AND...OOOPS! EXCUSE ME!!! AN EMBARASSING ERROR!!! I MEAN: "I HAVE SOME HUSBANDS TO TAKE CARE OF"
HOW CAN BE POSSIBLE I'M A MISANDRIST???

"AND"?
That's a very interesting information... ;-) Edited by Greatest Mothers
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"AND"?
That's a very interesting information... ;-)

Ooohhh ... I've been discovered!
I was bored by that thing of torture to death all these spies femocratics sent me all the times, and so I thought I could also have another use for them, and i put them in the harem. But men are better, much better :) and that's why i have MUCH MORE men than wymyn within my harem.
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FROM
The Empress of Peace
TO
Monte Cristo

There's some chance you'll have to deal with Sisterhood of Pain troops too.
With their towering height they usually scare men.
We have a secret division just south of Germania: without battlesuits, and with typical Sisterhood of Pain weapons. Officially, they're terrorists of Women against Female Super-Supremacism. In fact they're good Femocratic Amazons, especially trained to pacifically deal with men. Your troops shouldn't be too scared by them, because our daughters are, on average, just only 7 feet tall, and haven't cybernetical implantations.
If you need help, don't hesitate to ask.
Just a little suggestion, if you'll accept our aid: please tell to your troops to never even try to touch them, or things will become immediatly...a little problematic...you know, it's a capital offence for us (even the Amazon would be severely punished if she wouldn't react)...also, our daughters, since are under cover, haven't their traditional swords, so they cannot simply wash the offence with an individual duel, and by so they're enforced to open fire (in Femocratic Lands revenge is not a right, it's a duty)...last time such thing happened we lost more than 300 Amazons, and our former male secret allies an half brigade...
If you're interested, I can give even more informations, especially about their commandrix.

I might consider the offer. But don't worry, my real fight is with Symczyk, whom is the one responsible for countless massacres when we are at the most vulnerable.

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I might consider the offer. But don't worry, my real fight is with Symczyk, whom is the one responsible for countless massacres when we are at the most vulnerable.

FROM
The Empress of Peace
TO
Monte Cristo

I advise you: there's also another group, inspired by Femocratic ideology but autonomous and absolutely out of our control - they aren't Femocratic Amazons, they're local revolutionary wymyn. We consider them dangerous, because there are some important ideological differences: they support the abolishment of the right to vote, and the end of the Imperial system in favour of a thing they call "Fuhrerinprinzip" (a dictatrixship, no more no less), and so on.
We suppose is secretly fueled by FWP our ultra nationalist party, officially banned from the occupied Teutonicus Empire - it's conspiration, but we haven't proofs, for the moment. If you have contact with them, please contact us, and we'll consider an action to eradicate them.
This is their symbol:
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We don't know the name of their leader, nor we have many informations about her, all we have is an image of her, a logo:
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Queen Peggy, from the Queen's Harem, Bornholm island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsiS-v6_6M

TO

Field troops on northern Teutonicus Empire

 

Excellent job sisters!

All opposition was exterminated!

We are organizing a new massive propaganda action to reassure the local population, but don.t worry, it's only an extra precaution, because at the moment, all territories occupied by us seem already assured.
The theme of our new propaganda will be: "women liberate women!"...please do not laugh, it is almost serious :ehm:
You all deserve a vacation prize of 8 days!
 
Sexy men quote that must be send in Sisterhood of Pain next week: 12,000 - select the most sexy ones, of course.
But they have to be also physically strong: last time weren't good, that *BEEEP* of my younger sister has immediatly broken two!!! :(
And hurry up!!! We are running out of healthy sexy men here!!! :(
 
Dwarfs quote that must be executed next week: 12,000 - select them at random or as you like, I don't care. As usual, accuse them to be "misogynistic women interiorizing patriarchy" :) 
 
Anti-violence houses programme: programme of assistance to men subjected to violence by their dwarf wifes.
We are sending a team of experts in fabrication of false accusations against dwarf wifes, be patient.
Soon we will be able to legally execute more and more dwarfs :)
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Queen Peggy Inga, ABSOLUTELY UPSETTED!!!

TO

Her idiots and *BEEEP* them deserve to be *BEEEP* and *BEEEP*

 

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING???

 

I JUST RECEIVED THAT

 

"UNDER ATTACK BY SELF-IDENTIFIED BLITZKRIEG UNKNOWN TROOPS"

 

WHAT THE HELL IS "BLITZKRIEG"???

 

I HAVE REPORT OF A MASSIVE ATTACK AGAINST OUR FORCES IN BREMEN!!!

 

WE LOST AT LEAST 60% OF THE CITY!!!

COMMUNICATIONS ARE INTERRUPTED NOW!!!

 

THESE AREN'T TEUTONICUS EMPIRE NOR MONTE CRISTO NOR FEMOCRATICS NOR WOMEN AGAINST FEMALE SUPER-SUPREMACISM!!!

THESE ARE MOSTLY LOCAL DWARFS!!! BUT THEY'RE KILLING EVERYONE!!! US AND EVEN THEIR MEN!!!

 

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE SYMBOLS???

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I WANT A REPORT WITH MORE DETAILS!!!

 

YOU HAVE EIGHT HOURS TO LET ME KNOW SOMETHING MORE ABOUT THAT MESS!!!
OTHERWISE SOME HEADS BEGIN TO JUMP AWAY, LITERALLY!!!
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QUEEN PEGGY HERE!!!

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FEMOCRATICS *BEEEP*

 

YOU ORGANIZED ANOTHER "SECRET" GROUP AGAINST ME!!!

THIS TIME IS EVEN MORE STUPID THAN "WOMEN AGAINST FEMALE SUPER-SUPREMACISM"!!!

IT'S TIME TO STOP THAT MADNESS!!!

 

I expect an answer in a short time or i will order a retaliation!

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To: Peggy Inga and Femocratic Lands

 

From: Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Holy Empire of Monte Cristo

 

Now now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We're fighting a common enemy here... well the Imperium, majority, is currently at war with Teutonicus Empire, but please. Why not discuss these matters in a friendly drink of earl grey yes?

We can still discuss things in a formal and calm matter despite our differences.

*2 guardsmen with a mysterious man with a bag on his face comes in the room*
guardsman 1: Minister, we have one of the confederate fanatics was caught while trying to sneak to the Cristo News Building...

guardsman 2: in order to broadcast a message about human rights and equality on political views

 

Minister: *while whispering* Quiet down you fools. I'm trying to talk to 2 of the important people here about equality of ideologies... wait... whatever. Bring him to the rest of the confederates

*the guardsmen walks away*

 

Where were we... erm, ah yes... about equality despite different ideologies... erm... yeah....

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To: Peggy Inga and Femocratic Lands

From: The Prime Minister of the Holy Empire of Monte Cristo

Our forces made contact with this new "terrorists" and tried to neutralized it.
So far we have lost an estimate of 400 Kasrkins trying to escort a convoy delivering precious supplies to your forces for a sign of peace. But was raided and killed by this "terrorist group"

Now I'm not someone to brag or anything but. This "group" is quite good if you asked me, they killed an estimate of 400 Kasrkins, now those Kasrkins were some of the elite troops of the Imperial Guard from Cadia; the Capital Training and Recruiting city of the Imperial Guard.

Well, for now a handful of Kasrkins are now deployed trying to survey the area

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