Defender Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Sitting in our usual corner reading Socialism: Utopian and Scientific (carefully hidden inside a copy of Capital), we slowly notice that that normally uncomfortable buzzing sound LSF has been producing ever since they came up with the cognitively dissonant concoction of anarchist irreverence and religious devotion has gone up an octave or two. We look up to see them acting like a love-sick teen-aged Sub-Zero at a school dance: locked in mortal combat but desperately trying to catch our eye. We leap up and grab our rifle, calling out to UCR that it's time for us Leftists to unite with that X alliance once again, only to find them avoiding our gaze on their way out the door. We summon our best Pasha impersonation, yelling "Come on comrades, forward comrades!" But to no avail. We're about to get angry when those dulcet tones ring out, "You've got mail!" We look to find a communique from UCR themselves. It reads, "Congratulations, You have been added to the "Diplomat" group on Union of Communist Republics." Now it all makes sense. UCR has simply activated the little known Article VI of the Die Linke treaty: "Regardless of any article insinuating the contrary, a signatory may leave at any time with no advanced notice by removing the membership masks of the remaining signatories so long as they praise them on their good fortune first." Seeing as they've followed it to the letter, no one can possibly in a million years think any less of them. Therefore, following their glorious example, we at SWF, recognizing our obligations under Article III of Die Linke, declare war on NPO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) Go Pacifica. Edited November 22, 2014 by The Warrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 This is going to be funny very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 o/ SWF o/ DL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 You know what? Hats off to the SWF. I might not agree with your agenda, but I love the swipe at UCR. o/ SWF! Power to the people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soultaker Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 You're still a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 I realize that the OWF and the war screen might as well be in parallel universes, but I truly cannot remember a war in which the "we're going to war" announcements were so thoroughly divorced from actual actions that entail war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 You guys are great allies. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Nice knowing you NPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 o/SWF great guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 die linke is stronk o7 bismelesef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 What the masses demand to know is: which volume of Capital? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 I realize that the OWF and the war screen might as well be in parallel universes, but I truly cannot remember a war in which the "we're going to war" announcements were so thoroughly divorced from actual actions that entail war. Only 8 nations in that alliance. One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations. You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz. Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhizoctonia Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Only 8 nations in that alliance. One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations. You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz. Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW. NPO is probably shaking in their boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Only 8 nations in that alliance. One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations. You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz. Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW. They're hardly alone in that. I feel like I've missed the opportunity to declare war on the alliance of my choice with impunity or fear that genuine destruction would have to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabcat Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 What the masses demand to know is: which volume of Capital? It's the "Ladybird book of world capital cities" with all the words but "capital" crossed out with a marker. He thinks we haven't noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 NPO is probably shaking in their boots Of course we are. Historically speaking, communists usually have the upper hand in winter wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Good luck and enjoy the war. I think its an honorable move to stick up for your allies despite the odds. LSF is a good alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 this is VERY interesting. I think I like it. Keeping it fresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 I realize that the OWF and the war screen might as well be in parallel universes, but I truly cannot remember a war in which the "we're going to war" announcements were so thoroughly divorced from actual actions that entail war. Only 8 nations in that alliance. One is in peace mode and one in anarchy so that leaves a grand total of six nations. You would think that with only six nations you could get off at near 100% blitz. Since they have managed no wars I assume it must be a ghost DoW. the night she is young! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasuki Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 I can respect that, have fun everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Good luck and enjoy the war. I think its an honorable move to stick up for your allies despite the odds. What he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) This is the third largest nation in SWF. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Peoples Republic. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to target and destroy $15.02 in enemy money reserves. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Assisted suicide is illegal. I don't think we can help you with this. Edited November 22, 2014 by Scourge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxfiles Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 who is this alliance and are they relevant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signor Boredom Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 o/ SWF Good luck and have fun, guys :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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