Hombre de Murcielago Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Meanwhile, in the retirement home, craft time was over, and the members of TLR were enjoying a rousing game of shuffleboard. Rush had broken a hip faking a hip injury, and the stakes couldn't be higher. When suddenly, some intolerable youth, started going on about NADC, NPO, and their horrible hip-hop music television. Still, we were shocked to learn that NADC was still an alliance. The news only got worse, as the youth refused to pull his pants up any higher. Worse still, he insisted that TLR was still an alliance. This was news to us. Evidently the shuffleboard match would have to be postponed. but we needed a DoW Luckily, we had an unused =LOST= declaration lining around in the box we keep our glaucoma medicine in. An age has passed since the fabric of our world was shattered and the air filled with the terror filled screams of the innocent. Fearless lords, we scraped and clawed at the legions responsible for our damnation and, against all odds, slayed the colossus that had fueled our obsession. But, as we stood high on the blood soaked remnents of our fallen enemies, the purity of our cause became perverted by the mercy of their quick destruction. Long we slumbered. Lost spirits of an honor once reveared, now reviled we sojourned alone, forgotten. Great crests of strife faded into ripples of apathy. The world moved on. Until now. We are the monster in the deep. We are the fear that lingers in your heart, the terror your soul whispers about in the darkness of your solitude, awakened now from our slumber to feast on the rotted flesh pulled from your ancient bones. Drink deep the sorrow of your demise. [spoiler]TLR hereby declares war on NADC in defense of NPO. [/spoiler] tl;dr - The shuffleboard tournament has been rescheduled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 o/ TLR your the best of freinds :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Nice DoW, good luck to our allies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You big meanies. Don't forget to wrap up warm, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenk Uygur Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 While you guys are at it, bring out your grannies as well! Welcome to war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 The hits keep coming...oh what a brave new world! o/ TLR :war: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llanowar Elf Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 The hits keep coming...oh what a brave new world! o/ TLR :war: Oh the Irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) [url=http://youtu.be/lsiuxim8vsM]I heartily endorse this event or product.[/url] Edited November 19, 2014 by Comrade Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You guys do understand that more than NADC hit NPO? Or is NADC really that popular. I mean I love em to death but let's say a little overkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Oh the Irony. IKR funny thing I can find no evidence of this war? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted November 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 While you guys are at it, bring out your grannies as well! Welcome to war. Don't be hittin' on our ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You guys do understand that more than NADC hit NPO? Or is NADC really that popular. I mean I love em to death but let's say a little overkill You guys do understand that more than NPO hit SNX? Or is NPO really that popular. I mean I love em to death but lets say a little overkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Churchill Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Good luck TLR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rileyaddaff Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) tl;dr - The shuffleboard tournament has been rescheduled Rush will be a hard man to beat once he recovers from that injury. Have fun out there Hombre :gun: o/ TLR :wub: elly Edited November 19, 2014 by rileyaddaff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenk Uygur Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Don't be hittin' on our ladies. I love the baggies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Time for Rush's metmucil and nap. THEN he can war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 So, its AI, Java house, TLR, and Kashmir so far on NADC. I'd accuse you of bandwagoning, but you managed to declare one war before update. That's pretty pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You guys do understand that more than NPO hit SNX? Or is NPO really that popular. I mean I love em to death but lets say a little overkill Lol your cute. Well no offense to umbrella or DBDC but outside a handful of nations there not much they can do to us. So why have AFM hit umbrella or DBDC? Doom squad can be covered between invicta and SNX. So NPO it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 At their age, it's amazing they can show up for breakfast, let alone a war. Give them time. And prune juice. It's a warrior's drink(TM). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swag nationale Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 So, its AI, Java house, TLR, and Kashmir so far on NADC. I'd accuse you of bandwagoning, but you managed to declare one war before update. That's pretty pathetic.It's almost as if NADC has allies that the enemy coalition expects to help out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) Lol your cute. Well no offense to umbrella or DBDC but outside a handful of nations there not much they can do to us. So why have AFM hit umbrella or DBDC? Doom squad can be covered between invicta and SNX. So NPO it is. I am cute !! Tactics, you are using them, so why !@#$%* about others doing them same, oh that is right it doesn't fit your agenda. Edited November 19, 2014 by The Pansy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 It's almost as if NADC has allies that the enemy coalition expects to help out. If that were the reasoning towards TLR's poor showing so far, then they would have nation in peace mode to protected them from the initial counter. They don't though, b/c that's not whats going on here. They're just really really inactive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) I am cute !! Tactics, you are using them, so why !@#$%* about others doing them same, oh that is right it doesn't fit your agenda. Except, in the context of TLR, your tactics are really dumb. Edit: And get this, Jrkee was responding to some one !@#$%*ing about us using tactics. The irony of your post is enjoyable. Edited November 19, 2014 by supercoolyellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Except, in the context of TLR, your tactics are really dumb. Edit: And get this, JRkee was responding to some one !@#$%*ing about us using tactics. The irony of your post is enjoyable.Most of them haven't even got their hearing aids working yet, give them time, they are not as agile as they used to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I am cute !!Confirmed.So I'm telling Dajobo every night at TLR they give Rush a whiskey and a Viagra. He says, alright, I get the whiskey, but why the Viagra the guy's hopeless?Right, but it keeps him from rolling out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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