Frawley Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) This is not the announcement you are looking for... "I'm Afraid I Just Blue Myself - The Are You My Cousin? Accords" A Bob Loblaw Treaty Now the story of two wealthy alliances that have everything, and the one piece of paper which has no purpose but to keep them all together. Article I - No Touching Both parties agree that no touching is to occur between nations. Wars and other means of conflict are to be avoided at all cost between the two undersigned alliances. No touching! No touching! No touching! Article II - That's Why You Always Leave a Note Notes are a vital way to ensure communications between friends, and to make sure all limbs remain intact. Both parties agree to assist the other in parenting issues which may include but are not limited to incidents involving foods, cars, and boats. Article III - Sister Is My New Mother, Mother And is it me or is she looking hotter? Friendship and two way communication are vital to each party. Both alliances agree to be friendly and cordial and to resolve any potential disputes via private communications. Article IV - AHHHHHHHHHH GENE!!! Isn't he the best? Or is he just an idiot with balloons? When information worthy of being passed onto Gene Parmesan is discovered by either alliance, it becomes an obligation to pass on said information to the other alliance. GENE PARMESAN!!! Article V - There Is Always Money in the Banana Stand Both parties agree that burning down the Banana Stand is to be forbidden. Economic assistance and cooperation is encouraged to foster greater relations. We really can't make this more clear. Article VI - I Don't Understand The Question And I Won't Respond Whether or not it is a plate or platter is irrelevant. Both alliances agree to not explain this treaty to anyone. Article VII - Watch Out For Loose Seals! Swimming is dangerous. In the event of finding Lucille, Lucille Too, a Loose Seal, or any other dangerous encounter, either alliance can request the assistance of the other party. Fulfilling the request is optional. Just don't become a monster! Article VIII - Take To The Sea! Upon realizing the wise counsel of Barry Zuckerkorn, all future meeting shall be held in international waters. Should potential aggressive actions be discussed at these sea-born meetings, either party can opt to join in on the fun. It is international waters after all. Article IX - I've Made A Huge Mistake I've made a huge mistake. Maybe even the biggest little mistake I've ever made. Or even a huge tiny mistake. I don’t want no part of each other's tight-ass country-club. Say goodbye to these! Article X - Army Had A Half Day, Mother Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to. Should this treaty be dissolved, there will be a 72 hour additional Non-Aggression Pact added to the treaty in order to binge watch Arrested Development again, and to collect all of our medals. Article XI - The Man Inside Me Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Nothing wrong with that. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time. Sengoku guarantees the New Pacific Order no more than five Red Senators. The New Pacific Order guarantees Sengoku no more than five Pink Senators. Signed For the New Pacific Order, Letum, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Dungeon Master of OrderFrawley, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific OrderSeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order Signed For Sengoku, hartfw, Emperor autosave36, Shogun Schad, Daimyo of Foreign Affairs Auctor, Daimyo of War President SO, Daimyo of Internal Affairs Petro, Daimyo of the Dusty Trails Konrad Curze, Daimyo of To Be Determined -------- Rogal Dorn- Kensei/Bartender Emeritus dockingscheduled, Roju bcortell, Roju Edited November 13, 2014 by Stanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) Steve Holt! Edited November 13, 2014 by hartfw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 And so it begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan100 Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I love this....I feel like a troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladin Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Hahahao/ NPOo/ Sendoku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congratulations, friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muffasamini Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Cant stop wont stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 This is good. I approve, therefore this can now be activated. Good to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 congrats again NPO. and Sen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRCOOL Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 STEVE HOLT! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Sudoku are terrible people, damn cowboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sounion Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 rolling treaties out like it's no one's bidness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petro Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 There is no "I" in "win!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasuki Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 o/Songoku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I'm expecting my NPO treaty in the mail any day now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xantha Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 /me has a real thing for cowboys :D o/ Sengoku o/ NPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 o/ NPO o/ Sengoku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congratulations to both of our friends here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormones74 Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Wow, congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congrats to both alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Congrats to everyone involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3mon Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 NPO is on a roll.. o/ NPO o/ Sengoku Now, can we get the comics back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftbehind Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 They came, They sold Tech, They conquered our hearts. o/ Pacifica! o/ Comics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Blitzkrieger Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Sengoku's treaties are always the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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