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A Declaration of Love


Frawley

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Marriage Notice

For several years, Pacifica and R&R have been like that pair of friends you have who everyone is pushing to get together, but who just won't do anything. We've had the matchmaker friend (NATO) try to set us up for a long time, but we refuse to do anything despite being clearly compatible. We've flirted a bit, even had some foreplay, but neither of us has ever really sealed the deal and gone for it.

There's always been another man or woman, or a reason why we shouldn't do it; either we've been seeing other people, or been drunk and respectful, or just denied our feelings existed while we knew something was going on. Eventually, the excuses ran out, and we started wondering, why not? What's keeping us?

Thus it is my great pleasure to formally announce the...
 

Just Married Accords

We gather here today at the county courthouse on the corner of Pacific Blvd and R&R Ave to recognize the union between these two alliances. After living, in sin, under the same roof for so many years, the New Pacific Order and R&R have finally come together to recognize their relationship. Only the Almighty Admin knows what thoughts led to this ceremony today: NPO perhaps realizing the missed opportunity of claiming marriage tax credits, R&R perhaps realizing that they find themselves clubbing with NPO more often than with their other flings, or perhaps both realizing that they had replaced the toothbrush they left at the other's home far too many times to still be dating. And so, with $50 in hand, these two drove downtown to visit the Justice of the Peace to 'just get this over with already.'

Article I

R&R and the NPO agree to try and learn to love one another. The couple agrees to refrain from domestic violence, to be honest and true to each other, and to respect each others personal space.

Article II

R&R and the NPO agree to continue fostering the relationship between their two alliances. Either may request to attend couple's counseling or material aid of any variety, which the other is encouraged, but not obligated, to fulfill.

Article III

R&R and the NPO agree that if either feels this unholy matrimony is no longer in best interests, they will notify the other of the intention to run off with a hot mistress. They will remain legally married for seventy-two hours from the start of the divorce proceedings.

Signed for the New Pacific Order:

Letum,
Emperor of the New Pacific Order
Dungeon Master of Order

Frawley,
Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order

SeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge
Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order


Signed for the R&R:

cmf0203,
President

WarriorSoul,
Vice President

MutedFaith,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

The happy couple has a gift registration at Liquor Depot. Please send tech in lieu of flowers.

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