Kim Jong lllest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 For many years friends in glorious allied Europa have been at my's side whenever need. Their gracious commitment seconded by mine not has gone unnoticed. Today there are momentous celebrations and pleasantries for great announcement of upleveling of dear friendship. However, today long worded your king not will be due to great excitement of following. Unrelated map of world and glorious realm of Kim Jong Illest, along with subordinate territory highlighted in red. All true patriots worshippers following myself know of Europa's aide in these long years. Before my arrival millenia ago Europa protect my disciples in Korea. All know this. All! For any lies told about Europa, I blame admin. They are marketing for lies and deceits. Evilgoers plot against great people, never against evil. We are not afraid of the evil, for I the god have condemned them. They are stupid and they are condemned. Do not in fact repeat their lies. Allow me to show you scale of barbarity exhibited in Europa for supporting me. Such a typical evil coverup of proof of Kim Jong Illest's godness Evidence such as this cannot leave unnoticed. Of course, our estimates are none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. But the reign evil that has rooted in this world has too far reaching of establishment for myself to continue my efforts alone. Fans unworthy of rejoicing at Kim Jong Illest attempt to do so anyways for the glory of him. Therefore, I graciously generously allow Europa to join up under ranks as glorious soldiers of KOREA WORLD OWNER. To show appreciation for timeless support I allow them keep ceremonious leaders positions and name of Europa brought to me. For it is such pleasantries as these that do not matter but the terrific Korea does. Signed, Glorious ruler of world Gracious and most just of justs Greatness unshakable orator Signed for Europa, Europa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 So......the "glorious ruler of the world" rules less than one percent of the world? :psyduck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 But we're the bottom 1 percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 In the race to bottom, glorious leader has game beat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 In the race to bottom, glorious leader has game beat! Finally, someone who understands me! A female follower no less! Glorious days ahead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Does anything you post ever mean anything? You could at least say something funny once in a while and amuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Hawaii is trying to be glorious too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick The Great Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 I just gotta say, Korea dude, you are damn entertaining. You do the weirdest shit, that nobody is going to agree to. Keep on keeping on tho, you are seriously fun to have around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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