Bobby Lee ends up in Europe... Lulz ensues...

[Captain Enema]

It was early summer 1862 when General Robert E. Lee of the Army of North Virgina found himself... how would you put it... massively confused. He had just been marching North to give the Yankees a good kick to their well fed blue bellies when all of the sudden he and a fair portion of the Army of North Virginia ended up sucked through an inter-dimensional portal and spat out onto the plains of Europe. The somewhat frazzled men of the Army of North Virginia took one look around and said, "BY GOD, we aren't in Kansas anymore are we?"

 

General Robert E. Lee took one look around and he too said, "WHAT THE @#$#?"

 

Stonewall Jackson, Longstreet, Jeb Stuart all colectively said, "CLATU VERTA NICTU," and went about forming them men and horses up for immediate battle. It was a good thing they did because little did they know the hard fighting and hard marching men of the Army of North Virginia had ended up deep in the heart of Germany in the midst of some of the roughest fighting of the Protestant Revolution. Being god fearing Protestants brought one thing to their minds, find the papists and wipe them all the hell out and then find ships enough to get themselves right on back to Dixie.

 

Well, that was the eventual conclusion they came to after the first, second, third, and fourth Battles of Berlin when they wiped out army after army of Papists troops and routed the Catholics right out of East Germany. In the end though it became obvious the Dixie they knew was gone and East Germany was to be their new home. Before they knew it they were the defacto and decidedly facto rulers of the Confederate States of Germany. Which sat well enough with them despite missing their wives, their families, and their nation somewhat fiercely, but what were they going to do?

 

The land they called Dixie had been lost to them through the divine machinations of a time portal.

 

And who were they to argue with a time portal?

 

 

ooc- territorial claim

 

East Germany

 

http://campus.udayton.edu/mary/resources/stamps/eastwestgermany1.jpg

 

Edited October 22, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man

[Peter Ilyich]

"Good Morning Eastern Germany. This is Darth Vader of the Galactic Empire. We would like to be the first to recognize your "nation" located over on Planet Earth, and as a gift I am welcoming you to the championship soccer match located over on Tatooine, at the Mos Espa Grand Arena. An Imperial Transport will be on its way soon with our tickets to transport you, if you feel so inclined. Have a nice day."

-Vader.