Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) On the first day today I proudly announce that supreme tactics of intimidation, coercion, and post-notification have resulted in this treaty signed by TTK to KOREAN WORLD OWNER. Article I - Non Aggression The undersigned signatories agree to remain peaceful and tactful towards each other. Should this article be violated in any way, both signatories agree to seek a diplomatic resolution. Article II - Intelligence If either signatory receives intelligence that is pertinent to the other signatorys well-being, the signatory receiving the intelligence agrees to immediately tell the other. Article III - Mutual Defense Should either signatory alliance come under attack, they may request military assistance from the other signatory. Such assistance is mandatory except in the event that the attack has been launched due to the fulfillment of another treaty obligation. In that case it is up to the other signatory to decide whether or not to grant the request. Article IV - Optional Aggression If either signatory wishes to declare war on a 3rd party, the other signatory might declare war on the 3rd party as well. Article V - Cancellation If it doesn't work out, this treaty is still in effect for 72 hours after the king god notifies the other signatory. Signed for The Templar Knights, Grand Master merick Marshal of Finance StockHunter Marshal of Recruiting sojourner Marshal of Foreign Affairs Nomdeplume Marshal of Defense Der_Eine Marshal of Members Mandystalin Sergeant at Arms Northern Empire Elder Councilors Lolatyou, Konstantine, Rustikus, Brataslavia Ellis, President Learz, Undefeated Hipthrusting Champion, Professional Cookie Taster, and Harry Potter Impersonator Signed for KOREAN WORLD OWNER, Dictated on the first day, Kim Jong Illest Edited September 22, 2014 by Kim Jong lllest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nova Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014  Marshal of Foreign AffairsNomdeplume  Wait? What? Is this genuine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustikus Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Wait? What? Is this genuine? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 No Your mistake has been noted and hurts our friendship. Â In time you will see the error of comment. Â I informed you of this arrangement mere minutes ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Seems legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I, for one, am proud of our surprise friendship. Â I look forward to working closely with Kim Jong Illest in the near future, to determine who he is, what he wants, and why we are friends. Â o/ Kim Jong Illest o/ KOREAN WORLD OWNER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustikus Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Your mistake has been noted and hurts our friendship. Â In time you will see the error of comment. Â I informed you of this arrangement mere minutes ago. Use it as a CB and next time you want to do something like this at least make sure you have updated info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) Use it as a CB and next time you want to do something like this at least make sure you have updated info. Who needs info when one has copy and paste? Â We all know that rest of world has been doing so with MOST BEST KOREA technology and releasing poor quality examples mere decades before me in an attempt to claim my genius as their own. Â I, for one, am proud of our surprise friendship. Â I look forward to working closely with Kim Jong Illest in the near future, to determine who he is, what he wants, and why we are friends. Â o/ Kim Jong Illest o/ KOREAN WORLD OWNER Â Thank you for your understanding words towards relation of KOREAN WORLD OWNER and organizations serving it such as your own. Â It brings the manliest tear to my face to hear of true believers paladins such as yourself. Edited September 22, 2014 by Kim Jong lllest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Didn't come out of peace mode yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Didn't come out of peace mode yet? You sound more salty than the Salty Spitoon my apostle. Â Take a rest for king god... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 o/ Elliso/ Learz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 o/ Kim Jong Illest o/ KOREA WORLD OWNER Thank you my most loyal subject, your dedication is second to only mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 If that treaty with TTK is real consider Kaskus at war with TTK.   Kaskus hereby recognizes a state of war with Most Best Korea as per our agreement with III%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited)  If that treaty with TTK is real consider Kaskus at war with TTK.    Kaskus hereby recognizes a state of war with Most Best Korea as per our agreement with III%.  I see a second pretender vies for kingship god that Kim Jong Illest has contained for thousands years.  Mercy mercy you will cry upon sight of my glorious greatness. Edited September 22, 2014 by Kim Jong lllest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Â If that treaty with TTK is real consider Kaskus at war with TTK. Â Â If that treaty was real you'd be squashed like an ant. Â Onward Glorious Leader! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014  If that treaty was real you'd be squashed like an ant.  Onward Glorious Leader!  Perhaps, perhaps not.  Irrelevant.  We'd defend our allies against unprovoked attacks regardless of the odds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister black Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejack Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Â If that treaty with TTK is real consider Kaskus at war with TTK. Â Wait wut? You have to give us at Old Guard time to wake up before declaring a war on our friends at The Templar Knights. We require an afternoon nap break as well. But not too long of a nap because we don't want to miss the early bird specials ( free pudding is best pudding ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Â Wait wut? You have to give us at Old Guard time to wake up before declaring a war on our friends at The Templar Knights. We require an afternoon nap break as well. But not too long of a nap because we don't want to miss the early bird specials ( free pudding is best pudding ). Â As I suspected the treaty is not real -- you can go back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejack Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Â As I suspected the treaty is not real -- you can go back to sleep. Â Many thanks - running low on Geritol and the nice kid from the pharmacy won't return my calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Â As I suspected the treaty is not real -- you can go back to sleep. It is very much real as king godship declared so by myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Wasn't there another person who did this schtick with Korea? Which Korea is the real Korea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Wasn't there another person who did this schtick with Korea? Which Korea is the real Korea? Â There is two Koreas, one is best, and the same is also ruled by king god who rules world so includes both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 If only Ubuntu were here to save us from this cruel conquest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 If only Ubuntu were here to save us from this cruel conquest... Ubuntu has risen and Kim Jong Illest has descended from heaven's overlord to bob's overlord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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