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You can still laugh, we will never be stable.

 

HELLO DEAR MA'AM,

 

I JUST WANTED TO COMMENT ON YOUR POST. I FEEL IT IS A INVALID POST. LET ME ELABORATE ON THAT THOUGHT, BUT FIRST I'D LIKE TO MENTION THAT I'M A HUGE FAN OF GEORGE ORWELL. CURRENTLY, I'M READING 1984 AND IT'S TRULY A WONDERFUL BOOK. SO WONDERFUL I'VE DECIDED TO HOLD A 2 MINUTE HATE OF MY OWN EVERY SINGLE NIGHT IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN COURTYARD WHERE ALL MY CHINESE NEIGHBORS CAN SEE THE LOCAL FOREIGNER SCREAMING HATEFUL OATHS AND PATRIOTIC SLOGANS AT A PICTURE OF DOCTOR SEUSS. 

 

HAVE I MENTIONED I FIND YOUR POST INVALID? YES, I BELIEVE I DID, BACK TO THAT POINT IN A MOMENT. IN JOESPH CONRAD'S HEART OF DARKNESS, HE CLEARLY DISPLAYS THE IDEA THAT THE HUMAN CONDITION IS A METAPHOR. YOU KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS RIGHT? HERE IS AN EXAMPLE, MY FARTS SMELL LIKE NERVE GAS. OF COURSE MY FARTS DON'T SMELL LIKE NERVE GAS, NERVE GAS WILL KILL YOU, BUT THE NOTION THAT NERVE GAS IS SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE DON'T SIT AROUND SNIFFING, UNLIKE THEY DO GLUE, COULD LEAD ONE TO BELIEVE THAT MY FARTS SMELL BAD. MAYBE THIS IS A METAPHOR, I AM NOT SURE, ALSO I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY READ HEART OF DARNKESS. IS IT A GOOD BOOK?

 

NOW ABOUT YOUR POST. I HAVE FIVE MILLION DOLLARS IN A BANK ACCOUNT. IF YOU WIRE ME 500 DOLLARS I WILL SEE TO IT THAT I SPEND IT ON COCAINE. 

 

THANK YOU,

TIDYBOWLMAN

 

AKA MR. SNUFFLES

 

XOXO

 

PS. DINNER AND DRINKS LATER?

 

 

 

/O MAROON, THE STABLEST OF THEM ALL!

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