Captain Enema Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 "You got products to be moved from the Baltics or to the Baltics? We are the people to call. Do it! Today! Good prices if we like you. A case of Lanfallian Death Juice complimentary with every signed contract!" The SS Photinia, can transport midsized cargoes on time anywhere they are allowed to go. Each Landfallian ship has an onboard security detachment and a selection of light arms to defend themselves with. Either your cargo will get to where it is going or go to the bottom with our ship, crew, and the bodies of dead pirates for company. We lovingly refer to this one as the SS Crapwagon, it is perfect for intra-Baltic transport. We have three other small to midsized cargo vessels and five more are in the works for purchase. Sign with us today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) Norfolkline, a Northlands based shipping company, would request to contract services for shipment of freight and goods between ports in Northlands proper and its allies Sverige and Russia in the Baltic Sea. Edited September 2, 2014 by Californian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 To: Norfolkline From: Landfall Shipping Attached are the following documents. A contract for our services and a rates sheet. -73 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Kokkfap, a Petrograd-based shipping company, would likewise request to contract services for shipment of freight and goods between ports in Russia and its allies Northlands and Sverige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Kokkfap, a Petrograd-based shipping company, would likewise request to contract services for shipment of freight and goods between ports in Russia and its allies Northlands and Sverige. After several hours of giggling and laughter a response is sent. To: Kokkfap From: Mr. Larry Flynt Enclosed is a contract for our services and a rate sheet. Mr. Larry Flynt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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