Groucho Marx Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 You honestly don't see the difference? Your Foreign Affairs guy comes on the OWF and announces a raid, only to run away at the first sign of trouble vs a couple of Noob recruits from NATO raiding the wrong AA and having a negotiated end? Really Marx? Glass house? You should probably look up the definition to the word "similar" before you keep talking. I've tried simplifying my remarks for your benefit but it seems to be in vain regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I'm a bit of a stats junkie and since this is the only thing going on now, I'd figure I would post some :D GOONS Damage Taken: 42,384 LN Damage Taken: 11,468 LN Damage Inflicted/Received Ratio 3.69:1 The majority of the disparity is Stonewall and Methrage only getting nuked once per day while nuking 3 people I believe, and also there are a lot of wars where GOONS inflicted 0 damage as well. Yup, 42k damage. A little more than half of my personal crappy NS and mostly easily rebought infra. We sure did take a wallop not retaliating by honoring requests from some nice people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Goons broke the peace agreement so I responded in kind... :awesome: 9/5/2014 12:01:12 AM jerkdotwad Peace Offer 9/5/2014 12:00:21 AM jerkdotwad Nuclear Attack Thwarted 9/4/2014 11:59:44 PM jerkdotwad Battle Report 9/4/2014 11:59:18 PM jerkdotwad Nuclear Attack Thwarted 9/5/2014 10:21:12 AM ComradeMilton Peace Offer 9/5/2014 10:20:49 AM ComradeMilton Cruise Missile Strike 9/5/2014 10:20:41 AM ComradeMilton Cruise Missile Strike 9/5/2014 10:20:12 AM ComradeMilton Escorted Bombing Attack Report 9/5/2014 10:19:52 AM ComradeMilton Escorted Bombing Attack Report 9/5/2014 10:19:31 AM ComradeMilton Nuclear Attack 9/5/2014 10:19:24 AM ComradeMilton Battle Report 9/5/2014 10:19:14 AM ComradeMilton Battle Report Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Yup, 42k damage. A little more than half of my personal crappy NS and mostly easily rebought infra. We sure did take a wallop not retaliating by honoring requests from some nice people. You speak as though the declaration by Ming the Merciless on me and whoever down declared on Stonewall never happened, as well as those nukes everyone I fought took turns launching at me. I think we both know the agreement was open warfare, with both sides hitting each other; until we peace out today Peace offers have been sent to GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Sometimes the only price to be paid is the price paid in blood. LPH and the scattered nations of AE have already paid that price, they have been given white peace. GOONS jumping in so late made peace with them take longer, as the price in blood had not yet been paid. Although as agreed, we will give GOONS white peace on the 5th. I, for one, delighted in hearing the screams and howls from the nation I rained pain on to. Their blood satiated my thirst quite well. Shame their threats were as empty as their coffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) I'm a bit of a stats junkie and since this is the only thing going on now, I'd figure I would post some :D GOONS Damage Taken: 42,384 LN Damage Taken: 11,468 LN Damage Inflicted/Received Ratio 3.69:1 The majority of the disparity is Stonewall and Methrage only getting nuked once per day while nuking 3 people I believe, and also there are a lot of wars where GOONS inflicted 0 damage as well. That's sad the bully goonies got their asses whooped by a micro AA made up of mostly less than 1 week in game noobs and with all their blubber about us having multis it was them who had the multis and got their nation deleted... :lol1: 3.69:1 :awesome: Edited September 10, 2014 by Stonewall14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) But really, your hubris is insufferable. Edit: You might need to look up what that word means. Edited September 10, 2014 by WarriorSoul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 I, for one, delighted in hearing the screams and howls from the nation I rained pain on to. Their blood satiated my thirst quite well. Shame their threats were as empty as their coffers. You peaced out the moment they allowed you to and then run your mouth. Buy some infra and step up. Or STFU and let the adults talk. K thx bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Hey Sigrun of the alliance worse than methface. Shut up. I am speaking as the copilot of goons here, shut up, no one cares. Especially after your lunacy on IRC today. You are a disgrace and a crazy person and you need to shut up and stop pretending you matter at all. No one cares what you think or what you say. I can't stress this enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) Hey Sigrun of the alliance worse than methface. Shut up. I am speaking as the copilot of goons here, shut up, no one cares. Especially after your lunacy on IRC today. You are a disgrace and a crazy person and you need to shut up and stop pretending you matter at all. No one cares what you think or what you say. I can't stress this enough. Its telling how many different nicknames you guys have for me and your "leadership" not having the maturity to say the name of who they are talking about, but you should watch your mouth when talking about our allies. Confederatio Aesir is the best ally someone can have, GOONS on the other hand are the worst. You're an embarrassment to any alliance foolish enough to sign with you guys, so the irony of you guys calling other alliances bad is heavy. If you want to be shown the respect of an alliance leader, you should stop acting like a child. With Milton as your FA guy and your behavior, it doesn't seem competence runs high in goons. Edited September 10, 2014 by Methrage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunzzz Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 To be fair methrage, sigrun's chat with marx in irc was out of line. Entertaining read, but out of line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Hey Sigrun of the alliance worse than methface. Shut up. I am speaking as the copilot of goons here, shut up, no one cares. Especially after your lunacy on IRC today. You are a disgrace and a crazy person and you need to shut up and stop pretending you matter at all. No one cares what you think or what you say. I can't stress this enough. U still mad brah? Did you forget your estrogen this morning? I would have to agree with Methrage that goonie govt. seems to all be pimple faced teenieboppers with raging hormones and the diplomatic skills of Kim Dung II of N.Korea... :lol1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Hey Sigrun of the alliance worse than methface. Shut up. I am speaking as the copilot of goons here, shut up, no one cares. Especially after your lunacy on IRC today. You are a disgrace and a crazy person and you need to shut up and stop pretending you matter at all. No one cares what you think or what you say. I can't stress this enough. Hey Ken, so let me get this straight. You are explicitly citing your position in Goons government as giving you authority to shut me up? That's really quite interesting. But it carries no weight with me. Yes, I have a sentimental soft spot for Negligence Sadism and Oppression, fond memories of some of your predecessors, and even just a couple weeks ago I viewed you with goodwill. I came to you to help you and I see the response. If you are trying to make a friend into an enemy you've done a very good job, keep it up! I never said I 'matter' - I dont make claims like that, but since you seem to care so much about that yourself, you might want to find a reputable alliance to join up with. Goons are a bunch of washed up has-beens at this point. The spirit that y'all once had is still in the game - in other alliances. It's obvious that everyone competent to lead is inactive from the fact that you and comrademilton are office holders. And the positive aspects of what Goons once was? Other alliances are doing it better and have been for some time. NG for example. I highly recommend them, they could teach you a lot. You think no one cares what I say? Well you may be right about that, but so what? No one cares what you say either. That hasnt stopped you from flapping your jaws, nor would I expect it to. That's fine though, keep swaggering and talking tough, we know you're just overcompensating for your... shortcomings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Confederatio Aesir is the best ally someone can have,False. I'm the best in the world.GOONS on the other hand are the worst.Oh, so we're just in pre-school now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) False. I'm the best in the world. Oh, so we're just in pre-school now. SoOoOo ReyRey was the BJ you gave commieradmilton worth seeing your BFFs embarassed and whooped like they stole something? :lol1: LMAO at shortcomings...blahahahahaha :v: Edited September 10, 2014 by Stonewall14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 I think the remainder of my BFFs are in FEAR, really.Although Chax is in GOONS. Can't beat Chax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2051718656367&set=vb.154691131236521&type=2&theater Raw Footage of Goons Military in action from recent Goons attack on Limitless Nexus.. :facepalm: Edited September 10, 2014 by Stonewall14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 And the positive aspects of what Goons once was? Other alliances are doing it better and have been for some time. NG for example. I highly recommend them, they could teach you a lot. :wub: Non Grata, being better GOONS than GOONS since 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Doesn't NG stand for New GOONS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Doesn't NG stand for New GOONS ? Something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddyyo Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 I think the remainder of my BFFs are in FEAR, really. Although Chax is in GOONS. Can't beat Chax. how's it do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 So, GOONS, how's that tech raiding policy working out for you guys? This picture was drawn long ago for another war, but is even more appropriate for this one. So I put it in a frame for you guys, so you can hang it on your wall and remember the incompetence of your leadership each time you see it. With your "leadership" announcing a raid, then agreeing to you guys getting pounded with nukes for a round of war, it shows only the dumbest individuals actually stay in an alliance like GOONS long enough enough to be given a special title and think of it as a good thing. With no Pilot to be found and nobody else in the alliance knowing how these things work, seems GOONS are in for a crash landing. Milton is a joke with no idea what he's doing, Ken doesn't seem capable of anything more than petty insults, with no real authority to do anything. So I don't count that as leadership. Personally I nominate RUKUNU as rightful sovereign of GOONS. These Satanist Clowns who parade around sadism, oppression and incompetence as their key attributes are an embarrassment to even the GOONS who came before them. Any GOONS who don't want to be the joke of CN for the rest of their existence, I suggest switch to Goon Order of Neutral Shoving or aNiMaLz, if they wish to have a chance at forming a GOONS alliance who isn't a joke. Thanks for "Tech Raid" and giving us permission to level a good amount of your nations into radioactive rubble, before reloading on nukes. Enjoy your decline. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 So at this point I'm pretty sure your aim isn't even simple attention; you're clearly trying to get GOONS to hit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesculus Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Personally I nominate RUKUNU as rightful sovereign of GOONS. To be honest, this is among the best ideas I've ever heard, ever, in the history of ever. RUKUNU for pilot 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 RUKUNU for pilot 2014 They say only Nixon could go to China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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