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The recent outbreak of conflict between III Percent and [insert name of one-man AA here] has laid bare a longstanding problem within our community, a story of misused rights and wantonly exercised power that has spanned the existence of Bob itself, damaging the very firmaments of the world and leaving many unwilling or unable to assert their agency over the events of this plane. Too often have we seen individuals take to the OWF and mercilessly abuse that which cannot fight back; today, we announce our refusal to stand silently and watch this maltreatment continue. This is an injustice up with which we shall not put. 
 
 
 
They Wont Take Are Freedom's
 An Optional Protectorate Agreement Between Sengoku and The English Language
 
 
Clause I: Sengoku agrees to do its utmost to protect the English language from those that seek to do it harm. In return, the English language will overlook any mishaps that arise when hartfw has been drinking, or his keyboard is broken for the third !@#$@#$ time this week.
 
Clause II: Sengoku has the option, but not the responsibility, to defend the English language by any means necessary. This may take the form of relentless spell-checking, links to grade school resources, or even military action if necessitated. The English language is not required to likewise defend Sengoku, though it may if desired provide the occasional snappy comeback.
 
Clause III: This treaty is eternal; it cannot be cancelled, though it can and almost assuredly will be forgotten by Tuesday.
 
Signed,
 
Emperor - hartfw
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Shogun - Autosave36
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Daimyo of Foreign Affairs: Schad
Daimyo of War: Auctor
Daimyo of Internal Affairs: PresidentSO
Daimyo of Finance: Petro
Roju: Rogal Dorn, bcortell, dockingscheduled  
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