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At 9:30 Pm CST I've order the resources of The III Percent into combat and banking mode and we declare war on the Alliance of CC Stable.

The charges are as follows

Disrespect to the English Language given to us by our forefather's.

Using divine intervention to gag our cleric Freelancer

Acting like a summer's eve !@#$%

And ( OOC) thinking a text based nation building and political sim is a one person shooter ( /OOC)

Given the restrictions of the world we operate in we are unable to send in military intervention, however were accepting applications for subcontractors.

Once excepted you'll be set up with temp trace circle and the sum of 24 million in compensation disbursed to your nation and membership into the alliance of The III Percent avoiding any app or forum requirement

(ooc) Have your 5 year old sister create and account for all we care, we'll hook her up HUGE (/ooc)

We have one request during re-education.

He returns to the civilized world and disavows "Thug Life* & *Pimpology*

While some may consider this a war on Rap Music, Sir Mixalot, Big Buts, or the ghetto lifestyle, it's not !! This is plain simple revenge Shakespearean style.

Standard BoB warfare rules apply, anyone aiding and or assisting don't be surprised if an assault team serves an arrest warrant on you're home.

We'd have the lil pissant sanctioned if he knew what a trade circle was

Given we are the III Percent we have a set of principals we abide by and that's the chance to repent and surrender to our terms .. They are as follows.


1 You remain in game for at least a period of 60 days becoming a resource and tech slave.

2 You join an alliance who has a clue ( determined by us ) and you learn how the mechanics and math of nation building here on this planet is achieved.

3 When speaking to foreign dignitaries a level respect WILL be shown, gangster and hiphop slang forbidden.

4 You can thank your uncle for this . A self video posted to youtube with a public link stating that the one world you can not beat Freelancer in is (OOC) Cybernations. (/OOC)

You have 48 hours to comply or expect your life here short lived.

/S/
Crask Mann
Esoteric
Freelancer


PS OOC, unlike call of duty where you may pick ammo along the way, here you need to have some social skills and allot of money, we have billions ... have a nice day !

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At 9:30 Pm CST I've order the resources of The III Percent into combat and banking mode and we declare war on the Alliance of CC Stable.

The charges are as follows

Disrespect to the English Language given to us by our forefather's.

Using divine intervention to gag our cleric Freelancer

Acting like a summer's eve !@#$%

And ( OOC) thinking a text based nation building and political sim is a one person shooter ( /OOC)

Given the restrictions of the world we operate in we are unable to send in military intervention, however were accepting applications for subcontractors.

Once excepted you'll be set up with temp trace circle and the sum of 24 million in compensation disbursed to your nation and membership into the alliance of The III Percent avoiding any app or forum requirement

(ooc) Have your 5 year old sister create and account for all we care, we'll hook her up HUGE (/ooc)

We have one request during re-education.

He returns to the civilized world and disavows "Thug Life* & *Pimpology*

While some may consider this a war on Rap Music, Sir Mixalot, Big Buts, or the ghetto lifestyle, it's not !! This is plain simple revenge Shakespearean style.

Standard BoB warfare rules apply, anyone aiding and or assisting don't be surprised if an assault team serves an arrest warrant on you're home.

We'd have the lil pissant sanctioned if he knew what a trade circle was

Given we are the III Percent we have a set of principals we abide by and that's the chance to repent and surrender to our terms .. They are as follows.


1 You remain in game for at least a period of 60 days becoming a resource and tech slave.

2 You join an alliance who has a clue ( determined by us ) and you learn how the mechanics and math of nation building here on this planet is achieved.

3 When speaking to foreign dignitaries a level respect WILL be shown, gangster and hiphop slang forbidden.

4 You can thank your uncle for this . A self video posted to youtube with a public link stating that the one world you can not beat Freelancer in is (OOC) Cybernations. (/OOC)

You have 48 hours to comply or expect your life here short lived.

/S/
Crask Mann
Esoteric
Freelancer


PS OOC, unlike call of duty where you may pick ammo along the way, here you need to have some social skills and allot of money, we have billions ... have a nice day !



This has to be embarrassing for GATO and anybody else associated with III Percent. All of the reasons should be pretty obvious, too.
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Lets be clear, the offending nation leader only acts the way he does when he's in (ooc) game mode (/ooc) While some here may conssider this a fine line and it is, this is all if good fun to someone who thought he could come here and act like he does in other rehlms.

William Freelancer's been gaged for 48 hours, hit the OWF You'll see why.

Unknown Smurf, we recoognize all protective aggrements, and if one exsists I'm sure we can come to a peaceful solution to end the blood shed that's about to be spilled.

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Just to clarify ..he asked us for a protectorate. We didn't make a decision one way or another (and most likely won't give it to him unless something major changes) and considering this DoW was before any potential protectorate would go into effect, we aren't going to be declaring on or trying to stop III%. 

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This has to be embarrassing for GATO and anybody else associated with III Percent. All of the reasons should be pretty obvious, too.

 

...And I used to call you guys the standardbearer of chaos all those years ago. Times sure have changed.

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Lets be clear, the offending nation leader only acts the way he does when he's in (ooc) game mode (/ooc) While some here may conssider this a fine line and it is, this is all if good fun to someone who thought he could come here and act like he does in other rehlms.
William Freelancer's been gaged for 48 hours, hit the OWF You'll see why.
Unknown Smurf, we recoognize all protective aggrements, and if one exsists I'm sure we can come to a peaceful solution to end the blood shed that's about to be spilled.


Ah I see, thank you for the notice. While I wish the gag could last far longer and also apply to the rest of his hooligans. Do please inform free I am somewhat disapointed, he had assured me he would send an R.S.V.P the next time the circus was in town. Quellle dommage.
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