Triyun Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Ambassador Telecus would enter the Prussian palace with three casks of Spartan Mead and twelve goats to slaughter for dinner. Such was the custom of Sparta. The Prussians had earned Spartan respect, as much of the basic military thought that governed Sparta has been originated in the Kingdom of Prussia, which had managed to transform a small state into a military great power even surrounded by Europe's largest states. As such, the Spartans would judge for themselves the character of these new Prussians. As the doors opened into the palace, Ambassador Telecus roared loudly, "I AM TELECUS OF SPARTA!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CONTEST OF FOOD AND DRINK!!!!" he said pounding his spear on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Friedrich von Hohenzollern was more of a barrel-chested fighting man than a strategist, so when a Spartan turned up on his doorstep threatening to furnish the palace with goat's blood, he couldn't help but give a grin. Pulling the man into a side room, he slammed down two jugs onto a thin wooden table and gestured to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 "HAHAHAHA!!!!" Telecus roared as he filled his hosts jug with Spartan mead made from the finest grecian honey. "To a glorious youth! And a glorious death in battle!" he said before throwing it back and downing the whole mug and topping off both of them. "With your permission let us discuss business over a great feast, READY THE GOAT!!!" he yelled, as a loud scream was heard outside, then spartans brought in wood to begin roasting the meat of the many animals for the Palace and its staff on the lawns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Amidst the confusion of the palace workers, Friedrich happily downed the drink and rubbed his hands for the goat to come."Aye, be my guest, friend! We pay these servants enough and it's high time they got some of the bloody action for themselves. I trust you're in the business of war, else I'm going to have to send you packing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 "Aye, war, battle, these are the exports of Sparta. We search out the thrill of the fight, and embrace it, it makes us strong! Prussia has had a similar history of glorious warriors, we hope that you have not forgotten it?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 "Aye, whilst some old farts may try to pretty it up, our business is killing and we are damned good at it! Our troops together would tear through the battlefield, I'd say." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 "HAHAHAHAHA!!! VERY GOOD!!! THEN LET US PROPOSE A TOAST! TOOO KILLING!!!! What would ye say if we offered you a good old fashion killing pact?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 "Ach, you seem well enough; why not? I'll get on to my father, but he's always had a soft spot for you Spartans. I'll bring one of these goats for him as well; maybe he'll revel in the stink of blood once again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 "HAHAHAHHA VERY GOOD?! ALLIES THEN?!" he said offering his hand to shake on the agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 "Pretty much!", he boomed as he grinned and have the Spartan a hearty handshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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