Mr Vicarious Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 We Get Home With a Little Help From Our Friends What would you think if I went and got nuked?Would you stand up and walk out on me?Lend me your tech and I'll sing you a songAnd I'll try not to start an incident.Oh I get by with a little help from my friendsMm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friendsMm going to fight with a little help from my friendsWhat do I do when my warchest is low?(Don't worry you won't be alone?)How do I quad at the end of the day?(Are you sad because you're stuck in nuke anarchy?)No I get by with a little help from my friendsMm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friendsMm going to fight with a little help from my friends(Do you need anybody?)I need somebody to kill(Could it be anybody?)I want somebody to kill(Would you believe in anarchy that first night?)Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time(What do you see when the server goes down?)I can't tell you, but I know it's mineOh I get by with a little help from my friendsMm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friendsOh I'm going to fight with a little help from my friends(Do you need anybody?)I just need somebody to kill(Could it be anybody?)I want somebody to killOh I get by with a little help from my friendsMm going to fight with a little help from my friendsOh I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friendsYes I get by with a little help from my friendsWith a little help from my friends Article 1: What are we drinking?I. Farkistan and The Drunkards shall each maintain their own individual sovereignty.II. The Drunkards shall be provided with advisors from Farkistan to help guide the alliance in all matters pertaining to Economics, Internal Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Military Affairs and Organization.Article 2: Where are we drinking it?I. The Drunkards promises to provide fresh homebrew to Farkistan when supplies are low. In return, Farkistan pledges to provide financial, technological, military, political and resource trading assistance to the Drunkards as needed.II. Farkers will always be there to return the bottles for more beer. The Drunkards are entitled to, without obligation, pledge financial, technological, military, political, and resource trading assistance to Farkistan.Article 3: How are we getting home?I. An attack upon the Drunkards by any nation or alliance is considered an attack upon Farkistan and as such Farkistan hereby pledges its unconditional defense of the Drunkards at all times. Likewise, if Fark is attacked, the Drunkards may, without obligation, pledge military support for the defense of Farkistan.II. Either party may request, without obligation to the other signatory, any assistance in an aggressive war at any time.III. In cases where attacks are launched upon one signatory by another signatory, the offending alliance agrees to pay up to 150% of all damages incurred.Article 4: When are we going home?I. Should either party decide to cancel this treaty, all articles will remain valid for 48 hours from the notice of cancelationSigned for Drunkards:o8secridr, Drunken MastaQuiggler, Black out DrunkSigned for Fark:905, SubmitterMr Vicarious, Squirrelone eighty two, Speaker of the CouncilBionic Redhead, TF CouncilRollo, TF CouncilCountry Mouse, TF CouncilDecide R Incheif, TF Council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Third King Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I thought this already happened. Whatever :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Fark are good friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I thought this already happened. Whatever :> I think the other treaty was a protectorate? Anyways congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Anybody endorsed by FARK is good in my books. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbasmehdi Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Farking and Drinking are like one and the same. O/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Time for me to update my internal documents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Time for me to update my internal documents. Pfffft, like you take any notice of that anyway. Congrats Fark and Friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Pfffft, like you take any notice of that anyway.Congrats Fark and FriendsHahaha, I love that.Agreed, well done guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I thought this already happened. Whatever :> Pretty sure the other one was a temporary protectorate deals, and this one came about after The Drunkards showed some staying power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Vicarious Posted July 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Pretty sure the other one was a temporary protectorate deals, and this one came about after The Drunkards showed some staying power. yep, this one has no expiration date, actual clauses, a song, and a flag. That's at least 4 levels of upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Was good getting to know you Drunkards!o/ Farko/ Drunkards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Congrats on the treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I think Fark would be a fun protector. Congrats to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 head pounding, eyes unfocused, mouth feels like a horde of visigoths had camped overnight... oh yeah it's another great morning... It is great to see our new drinking buddies growing and thriving on this goat-infested Planet Bob. /mixes a Bloody Mary to shake the cobwebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 This seems like such a good match even though I have no idea what the Drunkards are. Good luck and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o8secridr Posted July 13, 2014 Report Share Posted July 13, 2014 Thanks everyone and especially Fark. I just sped the homebrew production up for our new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Say Word? Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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