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Dear John,

 

I recognize that you recognized my recognition of your recognition of a state of war. Also, I'm glad you had fun! :) Sadly I got switched out of your strike team last minute, but perhaps we'll get another shot at it. 

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  • 3 weeks later...

If we're close at the end of the round and you wanna fight I'm down. But you need nukes and I need a pentagon.

 

It's a date. I better not overspend in my RE/Cit war if I'm going to put out. :ehm:  

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  • 2 weeks later...

Checked your NS like 18hrs before war. You were too weak so I made other plans. Then I  declared wars, only to find you were once again within range. Got peace from angelbeats as we had already fought. Then I put on cologne, bought some (1-0Mt yield) flowers, and came to your door...  only to find that we were once again out of each others' league!

 

"Like two ships passing in the night"

 

It's a story as old as time. Psychotic dictator meets Hobbit, Hobbit misses first chance with psychotic dictator, psychotic dictator realizes Hobbit's interest  and reciprocates only to be thwarted by a cruel, uncaring universe. A tragedy.

 

As the thugs say, "nohomo", assuming you're a guy

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Checked your NS like 18hrs before war. You were too weak so I made other plans. Then I  declared wars, only to find you were once again within range. Got peace from angelbeats as we had already fought. Then I put on cologne, bought some (1-0Mt yield) flowers, and came to your door...  only to find that we were once again out of each others' league!

 

"Like two ships passing in the night"

 

It's a story as old as time. Psychotic dictator meets Hobbit, Hobbit misses first chance with psychotic dictator, psychotic dictator realizes Hobbit's interest  and reciprocates only to be thwarted by a cruel, uncaring universe. A tragedy.

 

As the thugs say, "nohomo", assuming you're a guy

 

;_; See, what had happened was I wasn't expecting our adventure for another 6 days. I planned to do 4 day backcollects to slingshot me into your range. I wouldn't have had more than a 4 day backcollect to go dutch on dinner, but I would have been in range! Just not in the stars right now it seems.

 

 

You don't have HNMS, but because of our NS difference I cannot even console myself with the role of a peeping Tom!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc

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I was continuing Sam's "date" pun regarding our plans to war each other, that almost worked out but did not.

 

It's okay John. We can still war each other next round when you're in War Doves. We've been known to do that once in awhile. Quite effective for training actually when you see first hand how someone wars. ^_^

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